=O ...it's HIM !!

2007-07-07T20:48:00.000+10:00

yes again with the money. i cant seem to control my spending lol. but i have all the clothes that i have bought to prove that my money wasn't exactly 'wasted'.. so now im living a 'giam' life.. or trying to anyway. in teochiu, to do something giam means to do something in a way that saves money. hehe so to 'jiak giam' means to eat giam or eat just enough (say, at a restaurant) so that you save money. lol very chinese. anyway. i fear that my bank account is going to suffer a bit more over the next week or so as i rush around living out the rest of these holidays. once we go back to uni i shouldn't have the urge to withdraw such large amounts of cash all the time.. and hopefully the account at WHICH BANK? will start to recover a bit.

so. i just got back from karaoke at red box about an hour and a half ago. CAROLYN I CANT BELIEVE YOU DIDNT COME AIYAH. i havent seen carol in like 10 bazillion years =[ anyway karaoke was okay. ended up singing mostly fobby chinese songs but i dont care. in fact i love it. its like im in my element. haha.. besides, red box doesnt have as many english songs as they do chinese songs. but i did sing sexy back with louie. haha.. and..i dont wanna know. nigger songs ho yeah.

still need to go get my ipod back. its been almost 2 weeks and they havent called me. im gonna call them and see what the fish is going on because i want my damn ipod back. its going to be quite a project sorting out all the music i want to put back on that thing.

okay now i have run out of things to say. not missing uni work. at all.

gnite guys.

ohnoes!!!?11~~!!111```

2007-06-26T23:00:00.000+10:00

something must be going wrong with my stars. or perhaps im just looking for something to blame my recent unfortunate circumstances on. in the last few days ive been spending a bit more than i should have.. or it feels like it anyway. and now things around me start breaking so i need to spend more damn money. GARARARARAR money is so evil. and yet it is my secret love. but yeah. the other day i went to listen to my ipod which my dear friends bought me for my 17th birthday - see birthday post around 4th august 2005 - and when i turned it on i saw something.. AMAAAAAAZINGGGGGG!! okay actually it was more weird and unexpected and it made me go... OHMYTHATIS ...AMAAAAAAZINGGGG!!!! okay i didnt say that i was more like wtf is this shit yo. bc it was a picture of a little ipod with a sad face and crosses for eyes. like it was a cartoon of a dead ipod. with a "!" sign inside a triangle half-superimposed on it, alerting me to an omg-there'ssomethingwrongwithyour-ipod problem. and i thought it would go away if i recharged it a bit and whatever. so i did. and the problem didnt go away. and i was like shit.

so today i went into the city to get it fixed. i dont know any places that repair ipods except one which i see everyday on the tram on the way to uni. on elizabeth st. so i went there. and theyre like itll be 50 bucks. and im thinking oh fish thats pretty expensive. all theyre doing is some little job on the damn piece of crap. AND the guys like OH. and you'll lose all your music.

VZZZZZZT - STOP THE REKKID YO, STOP THE REKKID.

- HIRO NAKAMURA MATRIX STYLE TIME FREEZE -

DID HE SAY I WILL LOSE ALL MY FISHIN MUSIC?
AIYAHHHHHH.

thats what happened in my head. and i was like oh man. after all that hard work putting things on and choosing crap.. and renaming things and everything.. curse you apple. you and your faulty product. so now i have to get all my music back on... after i get my ipod back. so thatll be a holiday task for me.. setting up my ipod again.

SO thats where some of this money is going. AND my watch is being gay. the second hand gets stuck and decides to start moving again whenever the hell it likes. you shake the watch really hard and it moves again for 5 mins. then stops. so you leave it overnight. to find that it starts moving by itself again for like 10 hours. ONLY TO STOP AGAIN. i wouldnt mind if it was just the second hand.. but the thing is thats not how watches work. if the second hand stops, the minute and the hour hands dont move either and youre stuck with a useless watch. A WATCH THAT DOESN'T TELL TIME. now if that aint like a fat man without a bucket of kfc. so thats where some more money will be going.

and also 30 bucks for the damn police check that i need to give to my boss. asif i need a police check. okay so its company policy and bc im working with small kids. but really... if i was a rapist or a muderer or a child molester, don't you think i would have raped or killed or molested a child by now? ive been there for like over half a year. i mean.. none of the kids are even hot enough to consider touching... LOOOL. jkjk. and of course you do remember the post about how smelly they are. if you are an avid reader of this web log. hehe.

so anyway that shall be all for today i think children. money money money. love/hate relationship. have to find some sort of 'free' past time. i think sleep is the best option. its free and fun and you save money in so many ways.. no going out so you're not tempted by clothes.. and food.. and youre sleeping too so theres not a real desire for food or drink.. and you dont need movies because you can make your own (he he he).. and youre lying down so youre comfortable.. and theres no loud, stinky kids around who can't add fractions.. no crazy people yelling at the sky.. or indian overseas students trying to hand out pamphlets to you advertising crap you don't need or getting you to sign up to a fehntehstic mohbile phohne deal ohn for toodeh ornly. so really.. i think the lesson learned today is that sleep is the best thing in the world. ever.

nitey nite readerinos.

wow

2007-06-02T23:12:00.000+10:00

i just read the 10 comments from my last post..like the post before this one about stinky kids.. all you people read my blog? lol. THANKS TO PHARMACY GUYS ESPECIALLY. lynn read my blog? hahah HI LYNN =] and grenda! HI SI SI! i thought it was just like me and 2 others who read this crap. but maybe now you guys have like gone away because i havent updated in so long.

oh well. gnite for now readers =]

resurrection

2007-06-02T22:20:00.000+10:00

you knew it was coming. or maybe you had given up hope and thought 'oh man. this blog is dead.. what am i going to do with my sad little life now?' haha okay maybe you didn't think that. in any case this is my first post in over a month..

so welcome back to me. and maybe there's still someone out there who keeps checking my blog for updates and so will be very surprised to be reading this right now. thank you to that person for your dedication and perseverance =] if you exist. lol. WAIT I KNOW THAT YOU DO. TRACY. looooooooool.

SHOUTOUT TO MY PHARMACY PRACTICE LAB PARTNER TRACY =]

who has told me to update my blog. several times. hahaha.. this one's for you, bac si. so really i shouldn't be updating now of all times because i have exams coming up on friday and i suppose you could say i am a bit screwed. think i'm going to go buy a duck and some fruit and do some hardcore praying before friday.. hoping that divine intervention will help me get through/pass. you know, for someone whose life is based almost exclusively on science, i am one really superstitious mofo. i mean, if you made a device that somehow measured 'good luck attracting concentration' you would find that my room would make such a machine explode. there are so many good luck charms and things in my room its just.. i dunno. just a lot of superstitious things that may or may not work. but when good things happen i tend to believe more. lol i know its blind faith and that blind faith is a bad thing.. especially since Buddhism teaches us to question and not accept things as gospel... but if lucky charms don't work, then i haven't really lost anything by having them. i haven't gained anything either, but i haven't lost anything. so it's okay.

so anyway enough with the mystical mumbo jumbo. i could go on all day about religion/beliefs/superstition if you let me. but now i want to talk about how much kids stink.

yes. we all know that i work as a maths tutor. and the youngest kids i teach are in about grade 3. the oldest about yr 10. SO. some kids just really stink. like not just with maths.. some kids stink with maths yes, but some kids literally smell like random things which are weird. like i have this one girl who smells musky and her nails are dirty and its like ahem do you wash or wear like deodorant? and then theres another girl who smells like tomato sauce and bo. and then surprise surprise i meet the parent and THE PARENT SMELLS THE SAME and im like ooooooooooooooooooookay. and some kids have bad breath. and its just like.. ARRH it says in the tutor's manual that we should maintain a high level of personal hygiene at all times because of the close proximity with which we deal with students. and i think.. why can't there be a standard like that for the freakin kids.. just like take a freakin shower yo.

i remember when i was a kid i used to hate taking baths/showers. i was just so lazy and i cbf all the time. i didnt know why my mum kept forcing me to have a shower. but then something happens to you when you to around gr6 or yr 7. i think puberty. lol. and then suddenly you have to wash yourself every 5 minutes and you spend an hour in the bathroom. these days i have a shower twice a day and i cant imagine NOT showering before i go to bed. call me an ocd neat freak.. which i admit to being anyway, so it doesn't bother me.. but being clean is like one of my 'things'. dirty hair and nails really turns me off. like i will walk away from you quietly, but in my mind i will be running around in circles and screaming at the dirt and filth that is writhing all over your infested, unpure body. hahah ooh thats descriptive. dirtiness breeds dirtiness and cleanliness breeds cleanliness. SO BE CLEAN DAMMIT OR I WILL NOT BE YOUR FRIEND. i think this ocdness will actually be good for my career as a pharmacist though. at least you know your medicines won't be contaminated. not by me anyway. and that everything will be measured as accurately as possible because i'm a die-hard perfectionist.

okay that's enough random mental diarrhoea for now. i'll probably be updating this a lot more in the coming weeks as my exams finish and i have a couple of spare weeks to waste. i love how theres no holiday hw at uni =] at least none that i know of.

GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS EVERYONE !!

..bye tracy. =P

update

2007-04-13T20:49:00.000+10:00

hello bitches and hoes and my other readers. its been almost one month since my last post.. so at the very least perhaps it will be 12 posts a year for this blog from now. lol. cause you know stuff happens in my life but then i cant be stuffed typing things about it. i guess im getting lazier... actually its because i have no time anymore. or both.

anyway. its been a week since mid-semester break has started and theres 2 days left till uni starts again. shitshitshit. i hate assignments. mainly because i havent started them. why does this always happen? procrastination. its taken me like 3 days to write half a page of a one page assignment. every two lines i type, i stop and go and do something else on the computer. so yeah

this week has been kinda busy so that makes the whole procrastination thing worse. tuesday was joyce ishan vas and reyans joint 18th and so i was like sore the next day.. i went to springy with my aunty from sydney that day.. then thursday got up mucked around a bit.. typed a paragraph of the assignment, got ready for asean ball. asean ball was yesterday. twas.. okay i guess. I LEFT MY FREAKIN SHOTGLASS AT THE PLACE. dammit. 95 bucks nigguh. and all i got was my freaking name card thing. and i didnt even dance that much. should have got my moneys worth mang. but i ate peoples food so i guess that was okay. lol. joyces carrots.. chris's carrots.. kathleens broccoli.. james's bread.. haha. saw a few pharmacy people too. HELLO PHARMACY FRIENDS IF YOU ARE READING WHICH I PROBABLY DOUBT YOU ARE =]

afterparty was a bit gay.. but i suppose it depends on who you talk to. there were too many people upstairs and it was too hot. like a massive orgie. now im not one to hate massive orgies but you know.. didnt like this particular one. guess clubbings not really my thing too anyway. ended up getting home at 2.30 and no one really cared. which is quite interesting. no one (ie my parents) even knew what time i got home. my mum asked me on the phone this morning 'so what time did you get home last night?'
me: 'umm..2?'
mother: 'ngoab.' ngoab is cambo for DIE which is like saying omg or SHIT or any other expletive
me: yeah..
mother: ..okay bye.
me: NGOAB. (in my head)

she didnt say anything..!? thats cool. so now i guess i can stay out till like 2-3am as long as its not regular. lol. i wouldnt want to make it a regular thing anyway cause i love sleep.

anyway today i went to the doctor to check out some weird bumpy thing in my eyelid. damn bacterial shit. he said maybe someone coughed or sneezed on me. thats disgusting. okay so tomorrow morning my aunty and cousin go back to sydney. right now theyre at temple because theres new years stuff going on tonight. and tomorrow night.. and sunday night.. i think im going tomorrow night. tomorrow at 12.48pm is when the new year begins. its very precise, yes. there's 12.48 and something seconds too but that part doesnt matter as much. if you want to go into details, the time is when the sun.. or stars or something.. move/s into the astrological sign of aries.. which is the first sign of the zodiac. and theres these stories and things about the angels of the new year and stuff.. but im lazy and you probably dont want to know lol.

perhaps i will post some pictures of my cambo new year rituals later.

meanwhile; to all my cambos, laos, thais, lankans and burmese people out there..

HAPPY NEW YEAR YO.

suor sdey chhnam thmei
sabaidee phi mai

May the angel of the New Year bless and protect you, give you success, peace and happiness and a sexy lover.

GOOD NIGHT =]

march 21

2007-03-21T22:22:00.000+11:00

its been a while since my last post.. like 3 weeks or something now. i think. anyway i still kinda cbf typing anything because right now im feeling kinda lazy. had my oral today about head lice. okay really cbf right now. dead. jennys 18th last saturday. karaoke. fob songs. nick = in fob heaven. i didnt get to sing all my songs though lol.

next time must sing

1. xing zuo by wang li hong so ican sound like a hardcore taiwanese rapper
2. shi mian mai fu by eason so i can strut like one of the only canto songs i know
3. jie kou by jay chou because i didnt get my duet with vicky
4. qian li zhi wai with louie again because i like imitating the old gay singer LOL
5. barbie girl just so i can do the asian version. COME ON MA LI LETS GO STUDY. AI AI AI-YAH. COME ON YOU LA LETS GO YUM CHA AI YEH. AI YEH.

ohman i am such a fob. okay now im going to watch some fob movie on sbs. and no its not a porno. sif i need sbs for porn anyway XD

nite fools

first week of uni

2007-03-04T17:25:00.000+11:00

is now over. and already we know of 3 or 4 assignments which are due this semester. and by that i mean theyve already been assigned to us. i want to go back to high school. sure, theres the stress of exams and stuff.. but after actually doing it.. year 12 is not so bad. at least your timetable is easier to read. lol.

pharmacy timetable is a bit gay and weird. but im getting used to it i guess. lecturers seem okay.. except the physiology guy who seems a bit tight.. cant really explain it but its just something in the way he talks and acts that makes me feel like anger towards him. lol. or more like annoyance. anyway..

i guess uni isnt so bad. its just that books are so expensive.. and it takes a while to get to school.. i dunno. i cbf blogging anymore for now because ive been sitting here printing off lecture notes for so long that my butt has fallen asleep.

happy holi all you hindus out there. holey moley happy holi.

adieu

Chinese New YEar 2007 continued

2007-02-24T22:35:00.000+11:00

okay so even though this post is above the last post.. that sounded a bit stupid. anyway my point is that these photos were taken after the photos in the previous post =]

this is a table of offerings to the spirits of the land.. so i guess we're making offerings to some Aboriginal souls who used to live on our land a million years ago. hope they enjoy the hennessy lol. all these offerings can be found on the ancestral offering table as well. but they are separate. like its not the same chicken as was offered to the ancestors. thats a no-no. no double offering.. maybe its kinda like double-dipping..? chicken, fruits, sweets, coke, tea, henessy, a bun, some paper money and gold. set up in the backyard

remember the lovely arrangement of paper notes next to the watermelon? here we are. this is the burning of the paper money and gold/silver paper. every year its my job cause im such a pyromaniac. grandpa says the smoke carries the money and gold and silver to heaven or whereever the ancestors are. this year the notes in one packet were each worth 'ten tholswnd dolwrs' so i guess the ancestors will have to bank them at the bank of fob typos. or the bank of china's heaven branch.

it was so windy that day i was afraid i would burn down the backyard. and when i started burning the chek sek jua - seven coloured paper - the fire got bigger cause that stuff is so thin and flammable and i was like SHITSHITSHIT DONTBURNTHEBACKYARDDOWN. chek sek jua represents clothes for ancestors. it comes in a lovely range of seven different colours for the fashion-conscious ancestors to choose from. i smelt like burnt paper afterwards. mmm attractive.

these are offerings to the land spirit again i think. this time at the front of the house. but this is on the first day of the new year.. so last sunday 18/2. all other offerings (like the ones in the pictures above and below) must be made on new years eve or the closest day you can get without going into the new year. and no meat offerings are allowed on the first day (chiu ek)

Chinese New Year 2007

2007-02-24T22:03:00.000+11:00

So this is Chai-nee Niu Yia at my house a 1 or 2 weeks ago.. annual tradition where we make offerings to ancestors and pray for blessings in the year ahead; after which we pray to the god of leftovers for the next week or so.

image1. the table groans with food. im serious. that watermelon was like 5kg or something and when i put it on the table it creaked cause like the table was extended. and i was like crap dontbreakdontbreakdontbreak. what a bad omen that would have been :P notice the pretty paper money next to the watermelon. we'll get to that later.

image2. the sweets section for 2007. china taro biscuit things on top of malaysian deluxe crackers and OREOS. yes i offered my ancestors american snackfood. the following week i ate a few blessed oreos everyday to ensure GOOD LUCK. lol

image3. the offering table after the candles had been lit and the incense offered and the tea cups filled with tea and the shotglasses filled with good ol henessy and the rice bowls filled with rice.
List of this year's food:
- rice cakes filled with pork and beans x2
- rice cakes filled with banana x10
- steamed fish x2
- roast duck x1
- soy sauce chicken x1
- boiled eggs x2
- 3 layer boiled pork piece x1
- fried noodles
- stir fried ginger and garlic prawns
- seafood soup
- buns (bao) x5
- green pandan sponge cake x1
- taro biscuits, deluxe crackers, oreos
- chinese new year sweet things - lotus seeds, sour sop sweets, tamarind sweets, candied taro, candied coconut..
- oranges
- lychees
- longans
- bananas
- watermelon
- can of jackfruit x2
- can of rambutan x2
- tea x5 cups
- rice x5 bowls
- cans of coke x5
- henessy x5 shotglassses [ mother : "not too much or the ancestors will get drunk and lose their way back " LOL ]

image4. ..IT'S HIM. me offering incense and RESPECT. nigguh.

SING NI KUAI LAK

2007-02-18T22:39:00.000+11:00

thats HAPPY NEW YEAR for all of you non-teochiu people. of which i am sure there are a lot. dammit. so today is chinese year day number one. happy new year :]

went to crown casino last night and then box hill. it was okay. going with friends would have been more fun i admit but new years time should be about family ay. we did all the praying to ancestors stuff a week ago already so on the actual new years eve when youre traditionally supposed to do it we didnt do anything lol. and this morning i got up at 8 which is like aiyah-so-early-for-me-i-havent-done-that-in-ages to set up a small altar to the Di Ju Ia 地主爺 which is like the god of the land or something like that. i think its for di ju ia anyway. haha

anyway will post pictures later of my new year rituals. man the photos make me hungry. all right enough. uni orientation starts tomorrow. meet some pharmacy people. didnt see any pretty girls on enrolment day :[ maybe i will tomorrow.

and now for my new year greetings to you with my own dodgy engrish transrations:

新年快樂

NEW YEAR HAPPY

心想事成

HEARTS LONGING ITEMS BECOMING

身體健康

BODY HEALTHY

學業猛進

SCHOOL'S WORK ADVANCE VIGOROUSLY

笑口常開

LAUGHING MOUTH REGULARLY OPEN

peace and happiness for all in the coming year =]

my eyes hurt

2007-02-08T22:49:00.000+11:00

thats what im thinking at the moment. hello and welcome to nicks blog for thursday night. today i was at work from 4-7 teaching children maths. mmm. one girl.. seemed so good at combos to 10 last week [combos to ten is like "__ + 7 = 10" and "does 8+3, 6+4 or 9+2 make 10?" and crap like that] and this week she like sucked. bad.

very ohmygod-i-kid-you-not example:

question on computer screen: " ______ + 10 = 10"

now all of us intelligentsia know that the answer which goes where the line is, is ZERO.

nick: so, if i had nothing and i wanted to make ten, how much would i have to add to the nothing?
girl: *blank* ummmm *sits thinking*

nick: *brings over empty box* okay. heres a box. whats in it?
girl: *blank*
nick: there's nothing in here. right?
girl: ..mm hmm *nodding*

nick: okay. so if i wanted to put TEN things into this EMPTY box, how MANY things would i need to put in it?
girl: *blank* ..four?
nick: *puts four card things in the box* ..if i put FOUR things in the empty box, how many things would i have?
girl: *blank*
nick: i'd have..

girl: ...

nick: i'd have FOUR things wouldn't i?
girl: ...yep. *nods*

nick: okay so if i had ZERO things in the box and i wanted to have TEN things in the box, how many things would i need to put in the box?

[... a bit more of the same blankness and straightforward questions with wrong answers later... ]

girl: ...ten?
nick: yes! well done -_-"""

even when she got it right.. i think she was still guessing. but for the sake of my sanity, let's say she understood what we were talking about.

until next we meet.

22 years from now

2007-02-03T13:21:00.000+11:00

if tracy ho and i are single and 40 then we will get married and have three children. children at 40? thats kinda late-ish. and its a lot harder to get pregnant at that age, biologically speaking. i speak biological now. it makes me feel important. see you soon. photosynthesis apical dominance monochotyledon islets of langerhans.

you know what..

2007-01-30T23:58:00.000+11:00

i am so fckn angry. perhaps angry is not the word. maybe frustrated. okay screw this shit i'm angry. you think things are a certain way and then theyre not. and before you realise it the world you knew no longer exists and no one had the decency to tell you about it. not a clue. its like all of a sudden the earth explodes and you are the only one left because you managed to be abducted by an alien 5 seconds before impact. and then as you speed away you look back and youre like WTF. ALIENS? WTF. EARTH EXPLODED? WTF. ALIENS? NO ONE FCKN TOLD ME ABOUT FCKN ALIENS. AND EXPLODING PLANETS. I AM SO ANGRY.

and thats how i am right now. my state of mind is so mind bogglingly frustrated and GARHMTHERFCK that i had to put this down to try and release some of this shit before i explode. and send little brown pieces of nick all over my nice computer screen. didnt sound right. brown as in thats my skin colour not brown like.. shit brown. anyway.

STILL ANGRYYYYY. you know i guess its true what they say that humans are creatures of habit. we like things just so. thats why we invented stuff like numbers. so we could say LOOK! there are FIVE books over there. FIVE. and in my hand i have TWO dollars. and you do not have ANY dollars therefore i am superior to you and you can be my slave. and from there we grouped things: LOOK! over there are FIVE books. TWO of those books are about COWS and the other THREE are NOT ABOUT COWS. and so on. and so, over the couple million or so years that we have been around.. or the few ten thousand if you want to count from when modern H.Sapiens sapiens diverged from the common ancestor (yes i got 48 in bio -_-) humans have evolved a genuine love, if not obsession and addiction to organising any and everything into some sort of system.

in this way, we have a sense that we are in control. like ohmygod because i know where everything is i can control it all and therefore i am the lord of the earth. SO. i guess its not my fault is it. its genetic. I MUST HAVE ORDER.

and therefore when things suddenly CHANGE and i have absolutely no WARNING i get kind of a shock. and i get angry. wouldnt YOU get angry if someone overtook you in their car without a signal? im sure you would. so now im in a period of change. and anger. and change. and anger. but change nonetheless. and anger.

but the thing is i dont WANT to change. sometimes you just wish for the past you know? when things were so much happier. and less complex. garh the complications of a teenage life. can i just get married earn some money and retire now? that would be so much easier. someone find me a wife.

someone i can be friends with would be nice. she doesnt have to be the prettiest.. as long as shes nice. funny. a bit different? understands me. someone i can talk about what a craphole society is becoming with. someone i can talk about interesting sciencey stuff with. someone who enjoys the arts. culture. music. the fine arts. but someone who does so without a sense of snobbery or being better than those who may not understand said arts. a modernist. but also a traditionalist like me. you know those old asian values. im still an old fashioned boy at heart. man im building quite a list ay. future wife you are out there. lol.

last night i had a dream. with a witch in it. she looked like the one from the wizard of oz with a big green nose and black pointy hat. there were like 15 of my friends (in the dream they were my friends) sleeping in this scary old house for some reason but i had to go upstairs with the witch to a 'special room'. i passed through one room where there werelike scary looking people sitting in chairs: a guy with a jack-o-lantern head, a mummy and a dracula. they looked at me and i was like 'hi guys' but i was shit scared. then i went into another room with another 3 weirdos in chairs. one looked like the penguin from batman. wtf this is like halloween. lol. anyway. i sat down and the witch is like NOW SHOW ME WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR HANDS. I HOPE FOR YOUR SAKE ITS WHAT I THINK IT IS. i was like 'okay.. but i dont have anything.. LOOK' and i opened both my hands and in my right hand was a scrunched up receipt from the commonwealth bank and shes like AHHHH and then steps back. and then one of the 3 weirdos gets up from behind me and puts a gun to my neck and pulls the trigger. and i actually didnt feel scared at the time. well i did. but i wasnt like fully panicking. i just sat there and closed my eyes and felt a blast through my neck. however thats supposed to feel. and i opened my eyes and i was like 'oh. right through the neck, huh' and i saw the witch in front of me and then the weirdo blocked my view and put the gun to my forehead. i closed my eyes and was like okay this is it. and he pulled the trigger again and i felt my head flop forward. and it was like.. i was alive for 5 seconds after i 'died' haha. and i heard the witch say something that i forgot. and then it all went black. and i woke up. and i was like HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A FCKD UP DREAM. and my feet were sticking out from under the sheets.

they say the probability of having nightmares gets closer to 1 if you are cold. my feet were cold.

okay so now im not as angry as i was at the beginning of this post. but still.. confused. and a bit.. depressed actually. hopefully i wont have any more weirdass dreams. like that one where im driving but i cant control the car. just moving slowly.. drifting around.. no control except for some weaaaaaaaaaak asssssssss breaks. that are so laggy its like gah shit.

so now im going to go. keep moving on with my life.

nite y'all. hope you have a better one than me.

my hands...

2007-01-23T23:12:00.000+11:00

they smell like curry paste. cause today i made some..umm.. sour..soup. thats probably what youd call it in english. somlor m'chou kreung in cambo. like a spicy sour soup. and when you fry the paste the smell goes into your hands and into your skin and it smells like that for the rest of the day. =

anyway today i went to numberworks. which is where i have my tuition job teaching kids maths. actually now its called 'numberworks 'n words' because theyre teaching english this year. and i was supposed to get there at 9.45 to start at 10am and my mum woke me up at like 7.30 and i was like arrrr i'll wake up later. and then i woke up. and it was later. and it was like freaking 9.30 and i was like OHSHITOHSHIT. and i like got ready in 5 mins and got to the bus stop. and i got there at like 10.10. which is okay i guess. luckily my boss is nice and understanding and i wasnt actually responsible for a class. but tomorrow i will be. AIYAH. with another new person lol. but still. we're both kinda inexperienced but its okay. i have been teaching since.. last year!! lol that makes me feel better. hope i get like.. just 2 kids. that'll be easier.

okay um what else . yesterday was enrolment day for pharmacy and the other things taught at monash parkville. there was this girl who would like not stop talking. which i suppose is good in some respects cause we're all new and shit like that but yeah. i guess im not the overly talkative type. not until you get to know me and i get to know you. then i'll be talking my ass off all the time. making comments and jokes (lame and dirty) everytime someone says something.

okay now thats it. good night readers.

hahah

2007-01-17T23:04:00.000+11:00

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,21073993-661,00.html

i know that this is like a serious offence and all.. but i really couldn't help but smile when i saw this on the news. it was like 'TONIGHT ON NATIONAL NINE NEWS.. a man is caught after using a camera in his shoe to look up skirts'

and i was like BAHAHAHAH =D =D YOU MAD KENT. im sorry. this is actually quite inappropriate for those girls who got photographed. but being a boy i can see the cheeky side to this. funny stuff.

and i know what i was angry about last time! I CANT FIND MY YEAR 12 GRADUATION CERTIFICATE. even though its not from the school and only some mp lady who didnt even hand the piece of paper to us.. i want to frame it so my frames are all evened up. GARH.

okay thats all. that pervert guy did it for 4 years. damn. and his system was so sophisticated. double damn.

alright. im going to go think about this. LOLOL jk GOOD NIGHT.

oiyoiyoi hothothot

2007-01-16T23:28:00.000+11:00

so damn hot leh. and then we had the powercut in the afternoon.. aiyah. and its still hot tomorrowwww aiyohhhhh.

enough with the asian sentence enders. lah. uni offers out today. actually yesterday and yes i did go and buy the newspaper on monday night and yes i did get in to the course i wanted which is pharmacy at monash. so there we are. glenny class of 06 can so open a health clinic when we all graduate: doctors, nurses, dieticians, dentists, physio? and of course pharmacy. and all the accounting and commerce kids can do the finances. and some others can sweep the floor and make the coffee and brush my teeth and wipe my bottom.

so.. also offered pharmacy in south australia but i declined that one. sydney offers come out tomorrow. so far i have been offered science/law in tasmania. i dont think so.

now i forgot what the other thing i was going to talk about is. or rather, was. so i shall say good morning to you ladies. and gentiles. on account of its past 12midnight and therefore what seems like night is actually morning.

good morning.

2007-01-07T23:52:00.000+11:00

night
ok i dont really know what happened. but now you can click on these two pictures and see a bigger version. smile. cbf doing more fiddling. gnite yall.

2007-01-07T23:50:00.000+11:00

morning

photos

2007-01-07T23:19:00.000+11:00

tea ceremony - gong and ma (my grandparents) and bride and groom

ahnick, younger sister and jie jie at botanic gardens sydney

me with flower girl cousins

restaurant at night. left to right: ah ma =grandma, mother, younger sister, me (p.s. cambo clothes are hot okay. lol), bride, jiejie= older sister, groom =mothers cousin, ang moh bro in law=jiejies husband, ah gong=grandpa, father.

me and cambo batman. lol yes i taught my little cousin to be a fob like his big cousin nick.

me and same batman cousin again =]

bored.

2007-01-07T22:17:00.000+11:00

lol whoever 'me' is in the comments of my last post it actually isnt me OMG FASCINATING WHO COULD IT BE your hypnotising worked. because i am now updating. how exciting.

i figured i should at least give you a post because you are my readers and i love you. lol. and its like a long time since i last updated. AND

this is the first ahnick.blogspot.com post for the year TWO THOUSAND SEVEN. or twenty hundred and seven. or twenty oh-seven. i prefer the first one. however you say it, this is doi ek gai post ie. the first post for you non-teochiu people.

random:
- people.
- pee pole
- peep-hole

i really dont know where that came from. actually i do. i was saying the word 'PEOPLE' in my head in a fobby asian accent and i was like pee-pouu.. PEE-pohhhhhhh and suddenly the other two words popped into my head. and i thought i should share it with you all because i am random and you love it. so deh you goh, pee poles.

now. what has been happening. ooooh yes. I AM BORED. need to go out and see people because i have not done so in a while. a long while. and im getting lazier and soon my muscles will start disintegrating into nothing because i am not using them oh my god i will disappear all together. thats what biology taught me. use it or lose it. its actually true.

anyway. um. been to sydney and back since my last post. good fun. will post couple of photos from the wedding next. ummmmerrrrrr.. want to go again for another uncles wedding in february. maybe stay for chinese new year.. havent had cny with my grandparents in like.. 10 years =( but i feel obliged to come back to melb because its basically my mum and me who do all the rituals and stuff at our house so if i dont come back WE WILL HAVE BAD LUCK FOR A WHOLE YEAR AIYAH. so maybe not. bc itll just be me going to sydney if i do go for this feb wedding. sister will be back at school. parents at work. hehe home alone oh yeahhhhhhh.

okay what else. i dont know. i sorry. watched 'army daze' again today. singaporean movie about national service if you DOHN KNOW WHAT. made me realise that my singlish is actually very crap. i sound more like lee lin chin than i do ah beng. like all i do is put on an accent and kinda speak normally just with a few words missing and dodgy vocab. and chuck in a few singlish words here and there. but WAHLAU MAN. these ah bengs talk like.. like.. WAHLAU MAN. like i dont understand what they say. like um. say again? ...again? aiyah TOK ING-LISH MAH.

yah okay. think its time to sign off for now. i now have over 4 hours of driving experience. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh. good innit.

see you next time ah.

goo nite ^^

ohmylohk finally.

2006-12-20T23:00:00.000+11:00

indeed. the day has finally come where i have my LEARNER'S PERMIT. now everyone take off their socks, wiggle their toes and scream in celebration for me. or your underwear if you prefer. yeah. if youre hot take off your underwear =]

anyway. lots of people at vicroads today. and so smoky outside. and hot. and i was walking home in the middle of the afternoon and sweating like a damn.. sweating.. machine. yeah sweating like a sweating machine. thats good. so now i can learn to drive and hopefully get onto p's before the old system closes down. otherwise ill be on green p's and all that other shit. aiyah.

so. last night was presentation night. our last ever as year 12s. it was also our first ever as year 12s because we've never been in year 12 before but you get what i mean. pulled some moves on stage haha. reyan dared me to do the 'dusting off my shoulder' thing in case yall think im some cocky fool lol. but it was cool wasnt it. you know you loved it. well done to all the award winners. especially to carol whose name wasnt called out until like later and she was left to be embarrassed on the stage. awww. but she got the award in the end. gooo keller!!

and thats it now because im tired. oh and school magazine is cool. its like michelle's scrapbook. haha but its very nice. and cool. nice job mag committee and my editors michelle and pralabh. and tracy ho. and to me. my name is in there like twice. YEAH. and my photo also twice. YEAH YEAH.

okay now too tired. bye bye lor.

aiyah.

2006-12-16T22:13:00.000+11:00

so long time no post yeh? sorry leh. i just have been kinda cbf lately.

um so. enter scores ay. guess ya'll have heard what i got by now. congratulations to all those high achievers.. and even more so to those who got the score they wanted. because it doesnt matter if you got 30 or 63.50 or 99.75 ahem ok so im not modest. call me a dickhead if you want. BECAUSE in the end its just a four digit number. A NUMBER. like 2006. you know, very soon there will never be a 2006 ever again. EVER. just like the time. right now its 10.17 pm on 16/12/06. 10.17 . and now its 10.18. it will never be 10.17 on 16/12/06 EVER AGAIN... gone. finito. forever. bai bai lor~!

so you see, if you didnt get the score you wanted or expected, do not despair. please. there are so many options available for you its amazing. think about it. we live in australia. the lucky country, they call it. there are so many things that you can do, yet sometimes we get bogged down by all this talk of getting into that course, so much so that we forget about all the other things that are possible for us. forget what others say. screw those old asian women and their nosy old fashioned attitudes. its unfortunate that we are brought up in an environment where we believe that medicine or law is what life is made for. if we were all doctors, there would be no houses for us to live in, no where to get clothes, food.. no one to grow food. no one to do all the millions of things that make our lives possible.

so just think. it really isnt the end of the world. garh cliched but true. in fact, its only just the beginning of.. your world. we're only 18. some of us not even. we have the rest of our lives to do what we want. i know this philosophical rant is coming about a week too late, but i just wanted you all to know that an enter is not the be all and end all of your life.

and dont look down on others because they got a low enter. if you do that youre not worth listening to. or even knowing. have some compassion MANG. and support your friends. you know, the richest people in australia, most of them dont have university degrees at all. but most politicians do. aiyah. what all those millionaires say is: YOU NEED DRIVE.

if you have a passion to succeed, then there's no stopping you. keep that passion burning, friends. never stop and you will always come out on top =D

buona sera and adieu.

uh-uhhhhhhhhh

2006-12-05T21:46:00.000+11:00

nuh-uhHhhHh boy. you did not just say dat.

yeah im in one of them angry black woman moods. like if you come up to me right now and talk i will bite your head off. and then pull your eyes out. and shove them down your pants. so you can see me kick the crap out of you. BOY. and then im going to use your tongue to paint my boat. mMmMmMmMm yeah. and then im going to click my fingers and jerk my head from side to side like them black ladies.

so you better check yoself before you wreck yoself, nigga.

dont know why. im in an angry mood. actually i guess its just to my family. i dont want to talk to any of them right now. and they didnt really do anything either. lol im just having my pms time. gah im just so ALONE. need to get out and talk to my friends again. its like. being in solitary. and my rooms still a mess. need to clean up.. and do lots of other crap. rambling on i am...

frustration
procrastination
train station
mal-ay-sian.
alsatian

OHMYLOHK I AM GOING INSANNEEEEEE.

monday december 4 2006

2006-12-04T22:05:00.000+11:00

hello my children. i dont have that much on my mind right now. so i dont know exactly what to say. lisas surprise party yesterday. SURPRISE. we did it a couple years ago and she cried. lol. i think more because she was scared than surprised. and i sang. alot. singstar!!

close your eyes
give me your hand
darling
do you feel my heart beating?
do you understand?

hahaha fun. now i dont know what else to say. aiyah.

ok cbf now. will come back when i have somehting interesting to say

until then, voyeurs!!

adieu

hot hot hot

2006-11-21T21:17:00.000+11:00

ohmyohmyohmy what a hot day it was today. were there bushfires somewhere? lol i did not watch thhe news as you can see. because i looked outside and theres like smoke everywhere and im like hmm.. dont smell no bbq. so that means the bush is on fire. which reminds me. set george bush on fire.

anyway. this morning i got up at 5.45 ohmygod so that i could make it in time to my INTERVIEW for pharmacy at latrobe in bendigoooo. i think it went okay.. i just hate it how you think of the good answers after the thing is over. hell damn crap. but they laughed.. a couple times.. so i guess thats a good sign. unless they were laughing at me. which i dont think they were. lol so yeah.. i was like the most formally dressed guy there and i was like umm wtf mate. this girl rocked up in clothes like she was going shopping or something? and im like omg i was going to wear a tie. then there was another guy who was pretty well dressed.. but he had his shirt out and i had mine in so yeah. lol. i think they were all country applicants.. cause they had no parents with them..? dunno. oh except the shopping girl. who also brought her grandma. AND these two girls who went in before me.. their interviews lasted 10 minutes and i was again like umm double yoo tee eff mate. but then i went in and mine lasted like 20 mins which is alright. dunno why. haha i was better dressed than the freaking interviewers. the guy dressed like a pe teacher. and the woman dressed like.. a normal teacher.

haha anyway. here is picture of yr 12 books.

its like one metre of books and work. wah liao. work so hard meh? thats year 12. WOW. great achievement guys. okay what else. i dont know. its just so hot today. sarong is good for this weather. yes i wear a sarong. its not just a girl thing where we come from. hahah its so.. FREEING. and all the guys should know what i mean by FREEING.. LOL.

okay now i will go. see you all next time friends.

gnite =]

five plus five is not six..

2006-11-18T22:36:00.000+11:00

what to say today.. ummmerrrrrrrrrrrrr. since the last time i blogged i have been to my tutoring job again. this morning in fact. had my first bothersome student. lol. i had to sit with this little grade 1 girl and make her add things together. very difficult when a child does not understand what 5 + 6 is. aiyah it tested me. my patience that is. AND when the kid doesnt WANT to concentrate either. ohmylord. like you have to keep saying

nick: COME ON, CONCENTRATE.
OKAY, TURN AROUND NOW.
WHAT IS 5 AND 5? TELL ME.

little girl: *looks at nick.. looks away and talks to another girl* DID YOU SEE THAT CARTOON THIS MORNING?

nick: okay LETS CONCENTRATE BACK HERE.

little girl: *still talking to another girl* MY MUM SAID THAT WHEN IM OLDER SHE'LL BUY ME A CHLOE HANDBAG.

nick: OKAY. SO. if you had FIVE chloe handbags, but you wanted TEN. HOW MANY DOES YOUR MUM HAVE TO BUY YOU?

little girl: hmmmmm. You know what? (after she's just played this surfing game on the comp) I like surfing. You know where you can surf? In Hawaii. I have a holiday house in Hawaii. Do you have a holiday house?

yr 10 girl: no, im poor.

little girl: I'm hungry. I want sushi.. hey (to a year 10 girl) do you eat sushi?

yr 10 girl: i'm japanese. of course i eat sushi.

little girl: you're lucky, your mum can make you sushi

yr 10 girl: oh my god...

nick: OKAY SO IF YOU HAD THREE HAND ROLLS AND YOU SAID TO YOUR MUM i'm HUNGRY MUM I WANT TEN. how many hand rolls of sushi would you need?

little girl: (to me) do you want to work here?

nick: yes..i am working here.

little girl: so are you going to work here? what happened to your face?

nick: *smile* I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED THIS EXERCISE OKAY. NOW WHAT IS NINE PLUS ONE?

..and so it went on for an hour. mygoodness. anik would have like died after 10 minutes i reckon. lol you need patience. especially when they dont get even the basics. but anyway.. thats tuition for you. the other kids were actually pretty good. the asian boys are really good with tables lol. good doctor's memories. especially the little ones!! my goodness. grade 2 and already doing long multiplication? i dont remember doing that in grade 2. but i was a bit of an idiot in gr 2 maths.

okay so what else. i made satay the other day. i think i may have said that. in a previous post. haha hands went yellow for a day. anddddd... whattttttt. else. went to fitness first for my 'appointment' for that free tour thing or whatever. TURNS OUT THE PERSON I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET WAS NOT THERE. AND. THE APPT WAS FOR 6 PM. WHICH IS CLOSING TIME.

uhhhhhhhhhh. what. im not going back now. after i found out membership fees i was like uh no. just change diet and exercise more man. save my damn money what.

okay cool now im going to go. seeeeee youuuuu all.

adieu and good night.

interesting

2006-11-14T21:31:00.000+11:00

hi guys

today i woke up at 12 noon exactly. getting earlier lol. been watching Full House these past few days.. i love that song... i dont know what its called. its the one where theyre ice skating together hehe and its not that STAM DI DAM DA BI DI DAM. DA BI DA BI DA BI DA BI DI DAM one. all of you korean drama fools like me know the one im talking about. anyway. might go and watch another episode. or two. when im done here.

so today was another day at home for i. i mean me. sorry my england she not very powerful. umm.. i made satay today. from packet la.. but still good WHAT!! and my fingers turned yellow from the turmeric lol. but thats fading now... mmm yellow hands. i remember in yr 7 we saw belal's socks in drama when we had to take our shoes off and we were like OMG BELAL WHY ARE YOUR GREY SOCKS YELLOW? and he was like 'because my feet smell so much that mould started growing on my socks' LOLOL. and we moved away. ah what a waste it was that i did not befriend belal earlier. SHOUT OUT TO BELAL SALAAMALAIKUM IF YOU ARE READING. sorry i cant romanise arabic very well. theres a tip for you all. befriend everyone.. because theyre cool and you wont realise it till its too late. or kind of too late. but anyway..

tomorrow im going to glenny to start some 'training' as a maths tutor. lol. never did i expect that of ALL my subjects.. id end up tutoring MATHS. you could have said that to me in yr 10 and id have been like yeah piss off mate. lol but here i am now. about to begin my training so i can work as a tutor.. for my tutor.. helping kiddies with fractions and decimals and what not. as long as theres no combinatorics i'll be okay. salutations to permutation and combination computations make my brains have many frustrations. stations. asians. running out of rhymes. nations. indignations. okay ill stop.

now i am done. maybe ill cook something else tomorrow. and ill tell you all about it. oooookay ladies. and gentlefants.

adieu

cbfcbfcbf

2006-11-12T21:09:00.000+11:00

right now i cbf doing ANYTHING. omg im so cbf i cant even type the full version of cbf. cbf cbf cbf. like all i want to do at the moment is bum around at home. and do nothing. i almost typed no dothing. like today i got up at about 1pm and had a shower. then i ate. read the paper. watched one episode of full house. no its not my first time and then i think i ate again. and then i was like hey what do i do now? STUDY. wait. crap. nothing left to study for. ummm...

so i walk to my room. and i sit on my bed. BZZZ MESSAGE!! oh. its from that bongo thing. and here i thought someone cared enough to send me an sms. lol. so next thing i know im waking up and its like 6.15. hahaha sleep is cool. its something to do when youre bored.

options for boys when they are bored:
- sleep
- eat
- porn
- ...followed by you know what
- gaming

options for girls:
- man i dont know...
- sleep?
- do makeup?
- paint their nails?
- READ
- eat ice cream while watching some sad movie
- most girls dont masturbate. apparently. i bet they do and theyre lying

so what else. good luck to all of you who still have exams. LANGUAGES mmm. it will soon be exactly one year since we did our chinese exam. i kinda screwed parts of that up. probably why i didnt get a 40. USE CHENG YU EVERYBODY. examiners love cheng yu. which are sayings. and proverbs. they can describe so many things in just 4 simple characters. wonderful.

anyway another pointless blog entry. next time i will post a picture of my year 12 books stacked in a pile. lol. EXCITING AY.

till next time fools

boring post.

2006-11-10T22:39:00.000+11:00

so today was quite a non-eventful day.

i was actually in quite a shitty mood yesterday after exams. i was supposed to feel really happy and excited and crap but i didnt. i felt really tired. and crap. and just.. meh meh. but then i went to sleep and i woke up today at like 1 and i was like hey. i feel kinda good today. and not tired anymore. cool.

and then. i realised i hadnt enrolled to vote which was something i was supposed to do after exams which was yesterday. okay so i just checked then and enrolments closed on tuesday and im like oh fck. so now i think im gonna get fined 50 bucks for not voting. dammit. at least its not 400 or anything. haha cheaper than a fine for not having the right train ticket =]

anyway.. what else did i do today. i cooked. i cooked risotto. very good. chicken and prawn and tomato risotto. mmm. and. i.. hung the clothes out on the line. then i washed the dishes. then i took the clothes off the line. then i did nothing. then i sorted all my yr 12 books into subject files. im going to stack them up and take a photo and see how high they are. is this blog interesting? i think not. sorry my dear readers.

i have an interview at latrobe uni in bendigo for pharmacy coming up. and i need to learn how to drive omg. and tomorrow im going to springy. havent been there in a while. eating. mmm.

okay. just another ordinary day in my life. but now all of you stalkers know whats going on.. satisfying isnt it? EVERYBODY GO TO PRESENTATION NIGHT.

adieu

guess who's BACK

2006-11-09T22:32:00.000+11:00

HALLOOOOOO my dear readers!! ahnick returns after his final exams!! my goodness its been a long time coming hasn’t it... bet y’all thought I was dead =O well, even if I was.. I HAVE RETURNED MY CHILDREN. and no my surname is not Christ… I am just so amazing that is what I am.

so, whats been going on nick? you may find yourself asking. why haven’t you updated your blog? WE KEEP TELLING YOU. UPDATE. YOUR. BLOG. okayokay one question at a time. well. today is significant day because today last exam of my compulsory si-cool life. finished chem and that brought an end to my 13 years of schooling. wow. thirteen years. you know what? that’s how old the bloody year 7s are. we started school when they were BORN. makes you feel old dunnit. old but cool. cause like now we’re all done. out of that ‘vce swimming pool’ lol. and into the ocean.

so um there has been so much going on I don’t know what to say. dress up day was cool. all the ‘no gary’ people lol. we went around glenny assaulting smokers. one stupid woman was so arrogant. stupid smoker. anyway. I dressed up in my cambo jacket that I got made in the motherland earlier this year. I need to wear it somewhere else to get my moneys worth. yaya so asian I am. and thennnn

last day for year 12s and final assembly. that was cool because i made people laugh. haha comedy is a very powerful thing.. I don’t know if people laughed at my stand up because it was funny or if it was just because I kinda have a rep as a silly boy. or if I just look stupid. I had more jokes! MORE I say. but they told me to cut it back because there wasn’t enough time for all the acts. I didn’t get to do my famous curry accent =[ with all my curry hand movements. lol. but I think everyone liked Lee Lin Chin. her accent is the best. and the Korean mother. yesu yesu. I sinku.. mmm.. dat..uhh.. ritter bitu..GEHHHHHhh. hahah I basically did that whole act with my eyes closed. literally.

actually..you know I don’t usually say bad things about people. but wtf was that dancing crap by Jason? ohmylord. I guess as the assembly organiser guy he can do that sort of stuff. insert things that no one really enjoys because hes in them.. and take out interesting things.. like the THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE ACT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH TEACHERS. like who prefers this skinny guy having an epileptic fit with a hat to a THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE ACT WITH TEACHERS?

but yes. ahemmmm. so apparently lots of people liked my thing. I liked the other peoples acts too… louie vincent tien jason low pralabh.. 'don you wish yoh geofren was hort lai mee?' and roy and amanda!! woahhhhhhh panda didn’t know you could sing like that, GIRLFRIEND. you got it goin ON. mmmmhmmmmm *finger snaps left and right* mr schiller kept calling me a legend at graduation dinner haha. and mr umbrasas told me I made his day! awesome. that’s an awesome feeling. but I don’t think ill be a comedian. just a funny guy. I like making people laugh.. it makes me happy =] I was thinking about it the other day.. why are people funny? maybe it has something to do with genes.. or hardship? notice how there are a lot of jewish comedians? jerry seinfeld is probably the most famous. the jews have suffered for like..ever. so I guess they had to make jokes cause they had nothing else. lol. maybe I got funny genes from my parents.. refugee genes!! lol.

anyway.. after final assembly.. after all the shirt signing and photo taking.. memories.. and tears.. that night was graduation dinner. where we all got our certificates from Anna Burke MP.. who ‘congratulates’ us on graduating.. but who was not there on the night. and a lovely pen from the school. lovely and cheap. lol. but I shall treasure it forever.

so now I think I shall sign off. its been quite a big blog hasn’t it children. im making up for lost time.. probably will be posting more often now that I have this mysterious thing called ‘free time’. Im kinda at a loss over what to do.. I haven’t had this much free time since like.. last year. its very surreal. anyway. someone teach me more hokkien. its good for swearing. lol.

GOOD NIGHT.

oh my

2006-08-26T20:55:00.000+10:00

my my my poor neglected blog. how long it has been since i have last typed in you. that sounds a bit dirty but it is me after all.

i have lots of things that i want to write about but right now i realllllllllly cbf because i still have so much going on. i hesitate to say that i will stop blogging until exams are over because i might feel like it in between now and then.

so many things have happened since my last entry.

-birthday
i am now 18. was an awesome day. even like randoms saying happy birthday is cool. lol. LOVELY GIFTS. not that that's what a birthday is about. but THANK YOU EVERYBODY. i shall post pics of them later on.

-anniversary
parents' 25th wedding anniversary. it was actually in july but they held off a party until a week or two ago because their best man came to visit us on his way home to cambooooooodia. bought them a cake. mmm black forest. but like asian style so it had jelly in it... might sound weird to some people but in fact it is vely goot lah. at least for me because i am fob.

-ah ma and lao yi came to visit
ah ma = grandmah-der
lao yi = grand-arntee also can call grandmah-der sister
yeah they left this morning. they came from sydney but lao yi came from paris. where she lives. to sydney. because ah ma lives in sydney. and then they came here on wednesday night. short trip i know.. but lao yi is only here for like 13 days. thats like NOTHING. anyway. lao yi calls me AH NICK even though she doesnt know what a blog is. or the internet. lol and she cant say 'r' so my dad becomes mala instead of mara and my sister becomes naly instead of nary. and my mums like 'can you say RRR? and she does the cambo rolling tongue thing RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR and lao yi is like 'rrrLLLLLLLLLL' LOL.

anyway i bought another cake for ah mas bday which was like a week ago. she never remembers her own bday until someone calls her and then shell be like ohh.. sankyew! lol. so yes we went to good old sovereign hill yesterday. i have now been there three times oh lordy. chinese village never changes haha. they have like a hut where theres this chinese person in completely wrong dress.. folding those little coloured stars that you put in jars.. and paper cranes. and im like umm wtf. the miners were from CHINA not JAPAN. at least the woman was chinese. and her hat was right. but she was wearing red silk.. which is like uh. wrong. sif miners had that much money. anyway moving on from my historical accuracy bitch session...

i got to practise my languages these past few days with lao yi. she speaks to me in mandarin and teochiu so i got to use my teochiu which like never gets used. but it wasnt too bad. grandma was surprised cause like i havent spoken teochiu since i was 4 years old hahaha she had no idea. mandarin still isnt too bad about 9 months after finishing vce chinese. which is good. sometimes i didnt know how to say something in mandarin so id drop in a teochiu word. or vice versa. or a cambo word into a teochiu sentence. or start a sentence in cambo and end in teochiu. LOL i was like some retarded translation program.

my mum said this one sentence with 3 languages to lao yi and she was a bit confused. she was saynig how like she works so she doesnt have time to clean the house everyday:

ua bho si gang clean pteah phong.

underlined = teochiu
bold = engrish
italics = cambo

and lao yi was llike '...c-lean..?' and my mums like oh. clean house = soi chu
hahaha. i learnt the teochiu word for pasta! TONG SIM HUNG. sounds cooler than pasta. maybe its like ton sim hoon in hokkien. i dunno.

okay anyway i need to go and do some research on genetics now. not generics. ah the difference one letter can make. omg that relates to dna bases and mutations and crap. im making the connections already.

might be my last blog for another long time so.. sorry? haha sorry you wont be able to perve on my life for a whiile you dirty perverted perverts.

GOOD BYE AND GOOD NIGHT

ohmylohk CAMBODIAN BIGFOOT

2006-07-29T22:34:00.000+10:00

now you may or may not know (you probably do) that i am very passionate about cambodia and its culture and stuff and you could say that i know many many things about.. things. about cambodia. but this is something i have just learnt. youve heard of the lochness monster (i was fascinated by it as a kid).. and youve heard of bigfoot. but have you heard of...

THE EXISTENCE OF A CAMBODIAN BIGFOOT?

ohmylordylohk. is this possible? it very well could be. german scientists in the 40s were studying skulls and stuff and discovered a new species GIGANTOPITHECUS BLACKI. the guy discovered them in java but was captured by the japanese during wwII so he didnt do any research then. the bones spent the war buried in a milk bottle in a friend's yard in java. aiyah.

but anyway. this giant ape is said to have originated somewhere in ancient cambodia and probably migrated around asia.. like HUMANS. that would explain the tibetan yeti or tibetan bigfoot.. the one that lives in the mountains. this is like really.. freaky. especially when there are those stories told in cambodia about big monkeys taking away people and eating them. or taking away girls to do the sex with them and make them their purdy wives.

could these stories be true?

were our parents telling us the truth all this time?

i remember when i was a kid in nz and there was this playground near our house.. but next to that was like this pine forest place. it was like near a really steep cliff and my dad told me never to go in there alone because there were creatures in there that ate children. did he get this story from cambodia?

sightings of this asian bigfoot have been reported in malaysia, cambodia, thailand, laos and vietnam. my mum told me she has heard of them before too. but never seen one. a friends grandma told us a story about how this big monkey took a woman away to make her his wife. there are stories about loggers working in Ratanak-kiri province in cambodia (mostly forest and smelly tribespeople lol) who have seen them in the jungle..one logger in malaysia claims he saw one sitting in his hut. i am really fascinated by this as you can tell by my long blog. ITS SO WEIRD BUT FASCINATING GAHGAHGAH.

some people say that during the war in cambodia when they were escaping in the countryside they saw a group of them when they were standing on a hill. they were apparently walking together - 5 or 6 adults and some adolescents witha couple babies holding on the their backs. thats bloody fantasmagorical. soldiers in the vn war have said they saw some bigfoot running away into the jungle during the war.

people making their homes everywhere would probably have pushed them into the hills and jungle. which is where they are right now, if they exist. how exciting. this guy in malaysia has like this asian ghostbusters team made up of supernatural force guys from malaysia cambodia.. indonesia or something.. and they go around like exorcising villages and stuff. THEY FOUND A MERMAID. ohmylord i will post it up next time. dunno if its real.. but it looks gross lol. they apparently have caught a jin and a BIGFOOT. but they dont have the funds to bring it to malaysia? or something like that.

anyway cambodian bigfoot. eeeeeeee. big monkeys living like people in the forest. got some pics for y'all to get freaked out over lol

okay so its a reconstruction of what they think bigfoot looks like.. when i first saw it i was like OMFG WTF and then i said many other acronyms and four leter words.

Gigantopithecus in ancient asian jungle.. or is it the modern day jungle?

map of migration.. maybe they came to america as refugees and thats where american bigfoot comes from? lol

imagine meeting him in the jungle. YEEEEEEEEEEE

next time ill show you a picture of the dried mermaid the ghostbusters 'caught'. and if youre good a picture of a HUMAN BABY BORN WITH A TAIL. its gross but cool. you know you love it.

pwned.

2006-07-27T19:42:00.000+10:00

ohmylohk owned by 2006 umat. also known as the gaymat or gaymate. i feel i did very shit. like very very shit and now am looking at pharmacy at BENDIGO. hurrah for the country. or maybe ill do like biomed and transfer to radiography. its okay i guess. ill end up doing something so i guess it will all turn out okay. thats just what i have to believe.

been talking about it alot with parents. theyre like yeah its okay.. my mums like *whatever your bones are meant to do, they are meant to do* haha i love her cambo sayings. my dads like yeah if you dont get in this year and you really want to do it, try again next year or year after.. if you really want to do it youll get in eventually.. or just do something else. doesnt matter. just do something else.

im actually quite thankful to my parents for being like that. i guess its cause they know ill end up doing something that they would like anyway.. like im not going to become a plumber or a garbo or a used car salesman or something like that. theyre not demanding that i do medicine or law so thats cool. i guess i put more pressure on myself than others do.. i mean everyone in my family who has a university degree doesnt have any science degree.. except my dad.. but thats food science so itis like.. different. uncles and aunties mostly have finance/business/accounting degrees.. uncles a teacher.. one uncle is an architect. but im heading to science anyway so doesnt matter what i do ill be seen as the first science child. im already seen as the black kid who knows more chinese than the china looking kids of the family so yeah i dont know what that has to do with anything random random random gahgaghaghaghalsdjaloisrsaoneoneoneone!!!11fivesttarpercent~dot.,

so. stresses of the umat are over. maybe i will see you again, gaymate. like imeshas sister who has now done it 4 times. she must really hate adelaide. lol. i wouldnt mind doing dentistry in adelaide? but maybe i would if imeshas sister wants to come back here so bad. very interesting.

my bones will do what they are destined to do.

nite all

waggggerrrrr

2006-07-20T15:58:00.000+10:00

nonono la not wager like 'to bet'. wagger like im a naughty naughty bad boy who doesn't have a good reason to wag school but did anyway. so vhy did joo do it? you curries may be asking.

well i didnt really wag because i asked my mum. hahaha

nick: 'mak im not going to school tomorrow. cause like im not going to miss out on anything and i need to do some hw.'

mum: oh. okay.

nick - okay cool.

so.. today has been kinda productive i guess. fixed up my english essays which i was supposed to do last night but didnt on account of i got carried away with doing some face matching for the school magazine. lol. mylord that was.. interesting. HMM NEW IDEA : what would the children of certain teachers look like? LOLOL cut and paste teachers' faces together omghowexcitingiloveit.

hmm interesting thought. i guess writing really does make you a bit more creative ay. need to do some more medentry crap. umat next week. scared omg scared. if i dont get pretty good i can sorta say bye bye to pharmacy next year. or i could really work my ass off and hope that the gods will bless me with a 98+ score so it wont really matter what happened on my umat. or maybe they can just bless me with a good umat. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE aiyah.

okay now um nothing much left to say. blog later. bye.. MICHELLE. lolol michelle has been reading my blog for a while and i never even knew.

I NEVER EVEN KNEW. HI MICHELLE. THE FRIENDLY AUSSIE GIRL WHO I DID NOT KNOW THE NAME OF AT THE YEAR ELEVEN FORMAL. =] but then i remembered like 5 seconds later.

ok thanks for reading dear readers. and michelle. wakakakaaaa

2006-07-16T20:57:00.000+10:00

i heart this picture

correction

2006-07-13T23:15:00.000+10:00

24th percentile means SEVENTY six percent were above me. not eighty six. realised like 10 mins after i posted. i not stupid.

ohfck

2006-07-11T22:53:00.000+10:00

this is to document me getting 24th percentile for section 1 of umat practise thing. zomg how gay. that means 86 percent of everyone who did the thing got better than me. wtf. i got like 77th percentile and 75th for the others. maybe im just like.. not good today. didnt even seem that hard. jsut fckd up interpretation. when i got the answers i was like WTF BUT I CLICKED THAT ANSWER but obviously in my sleepy state i didnt.

okay its not like anyone cares but this is my blog. need to vent. and maybe ill get really good on umat and come back here and be like oh look i was so gay and stupid. or maybe i wont and ill come back and be like yeah fckn tell me something i didnt know.

thanks for reading. and you are still reading.

even now.

loser. =]

STOLEN

2006-07-08T22:36:00.000+10:00

browsing around xangas and rediscovered the glenny blog ring that only had like 4 people on it at the beginning of the year.. now its grown to like all these people i dont know lol. it started as a yr 12 thing now its like schoolwide

anyway stole this off steph mu's blog

The "How Asian are you" Survey

[x] Are you asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] do yoU tYpE likE tHiS aLoT? this isnt the 'how tb are you survey'
[ x ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[ x ] Can you use chopsticks?
[ x ] Have you taken chinese/korea/etc school as a kid?
[ x ]Can you speak an asian language? more than one
[ ] Do you spike (guys) highlight (girls) your hair? sort of spike.
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"? my friends are asian.
[ ] Do you get at least 3.0 gpa? we dont have that in aust.

Total: 5

[x] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Do you know the song " got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date asian girls/boys?
[x] Does your sms/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet,cute, hot,dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both an english/asian name more than one asian name
[ ] Do you watch/read anime?
[ ] Do you listen to techno?

Total: 7

[x] Do you listen to asian music? mostly.. lol.
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc..
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades? AHAHA verbally? nah just dont say anything. how will they know?
[ ] Are you going/ taking any honor classes? uh.
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car? toyta and nissan

Total: 4

[ ] Are you a very good artist? no.
[x] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends? a couple
[x] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community? furniture shop too.
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Do you have small eyes?
[ ]Have you visited your home country at least twice? once only.
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in a while? new years time
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[ ] Do you like to read? sometimes. in asian languages too. lol.
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?

Total: 6

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before? bobs kitchen YESTERDAY
[x] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc? i could have had more were it not for war.
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube?
[ ] Do you read manga? no im not one of those asians.
[ ] Is the mall your hang-out place?
[ ] Do you think you're short? HAHA no. neither does anyone else.
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use? and salt and sugar and pepper and soy sauce
[x] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! oH yEahRz bAyBeH~!! AzN pRyDe oN dA wEsT sYdE fO lYf mOfO~!!

Total: 6

TOTAL : 28/50 just over half.. well you all know im like asian fob man anyway. this just proves that the survey is stupid and invalid.

glenny 4-mawl

2006-07-08T00:09:00.000+10:00

ok feeling really tired like

tiredness > nicholas

yeah tiredness fully larger than but not equal to nicholas right now ohmylohk. but i feel like blogging anyway. its now officially saturday since its like 7 mins.. okay it just went 8 minutes past the 12th hour. now just 11 or so hours left till english tuition. hurrah.

okay so what i was going to blog about was the FORMAL which was held last night. yes a thurrrrrrsday night because its cheaperrrrrrrr. and it was at rrrrembrrrrrrrrrandts which is like opposite knox and next foood starrrrrrrr. and i had a good time.

evveryone was pretty hot this year. like last years formal was yeah okay you look good.. but this year i kinda noticed everyone was HOT. lol. and the food was better. and the music was better. though not perfect. but better. cause last year it was like white boy music cause thats what the committee was. but THIS year penso read out the list and the surnames went something like this: wong, lai, chau, lee uhh.. forgot the rest but yes the committee this year was fully asian/curry hahahaah which is cool cause we get gooder music.

i danced punjabi bhangra bollywood shakey shakey shoulders style a lot. LOL that was mad awesome. and in the middle of the ring too. haah ROOF WONG YOU PUSHED ME IN. but i also kinda jumped in in the end. fun though.

AND AND AND i was RUNNER UP for Beau of the Ball !!!!! lol beaten by KRISHNA SKANDAKUMARRR. hahaha but its all good. thank you to the school captains (okay youre vice captains but to me you are the real ones) ASHRAY and SANDRA for pushing for me to be the beau. your help is appreciated very muchy sank yoo. but unfortunately i dont know mr chard and mr chard loves krishna. so thats why he got it. congratulations to him. i would have felt weird dancing with vanessa hatherley anyway. LOL. so the moral is : know teachers in high places and you will be the beau of the ball.

hahaha AND teachers dancing is COOL. hahaha mr mascarenhas was like fully shaking his ass and pointing his fingers aand shit.. i was gonna seriously BHANGRA with him lol. but i didnt get to. danced till my knees and legs were sore. got to school this morning and was liking like a bloody ah pek grandpa cause it was like aiyahh arthritis so bad one mah.

and umm PRO PHOTOS mmmmmmm cant wait to get those. love them pro photos. didnt get any last year and they corrupted our deb ones.. maybe you rmember my bitch post on those people. fckn bastards.

so what else can i say.. great night. everyone looked HOT. oh yeah dont think i wasnt perving just cause im your friend. hahaahah JK. actually not. lol.

ok thats all now.. photos up later.. on photobucket.

goooooooodnite.

4/7/06

2006-07-04T23:41:00.000+10:00

guess what its the 4th of july. significant to you? not to me. happy independence day yankees. the british are gone. the british are gone. yells nick revere. i think that was his name. paul revere? anyway screw american history its not my country.

so tired now. but havent blogged in ages even though i think i said i would 'soon' on the last post. its been ages since i ate that pumpkin soup lol. umat looming.. getting pretty shit on my practice things omg im gonna fail and live on the dole for the rest of my life.

if it is to be then it is to be. if it is not then i will change that. i dont even know what the umat score for pharmacy is. medicine is like minimum 230 but who the fck cares i dont want to be no doctor.

ehh ehh doc-ter ah! can you write me pescipshun ah? bert certificate ah? medicoh cert ah? please lah doc-ter lah! my boss he hantam me if no cert mah. wahlaueh.

and everyone sues you and shit for malpractice and you spend no time with family. pharmacy i can open and then hire people to work for me lol. then just watch my cash flow in. maybe. how fckn gay is it they get 17 18 year olds to do this. fck. umat umat its a fckn GAYMAT

okay. formal on thursday. school on friday. also gay. sorry being negative here.

be positive. look on the bright side. happy. healthy. good scores. high marks. sunshine. lollipops. rainbows. dancing laughing children. puppies with big brown eyes and red bows with jingly bells tied around their necks jumping around handing out chocolate chip muffins to everyone in little straw baskets.

ok if we all think like that we will either:

a) get high marks because we are positive thinkers and we are happy and thusly work better
b) get low marks because we're thinking about this shit instead of working
c) go crazy because we are thinking about things that dont happen and thats what mental retards do.

which do you choose? =]

i am aware this is very random and probably not very funny. but its like midnight and i needed to do something other than work. so maybe im talking to myself but you know.. like. wha'ever mate

wha'ever. like.. not.

nitey nite fair readers.

today

2006-06-20T22:11:00.000+10:00

today i re-discovered that cutting up pumpkins and sweet potatoes hurts me. because theyre so freakin hard to cut those bitch root vegetables. and then they kept sliding everywhere. stupid slippery bitch root vegetables. but i got the last laugh. cause now theyre all liquified in my PUMPKIN SOUP lol. thats right bitches. liquified.

ahaha anyway moving on from nick vs. root vegetable land. today i also...

- cooked rice.
- watched tv. daytime tv is pretty shit. oprah was boring. ready steady cook has a shit host and its boring anyway. the ellen degeneres show is mildly entertaining. soap operas. pft. midday movie. goodlord give us something better.

- kao sua for my mum. thats the asian thing where you rub their back or where ever it hurts with a copper coin on a stick and vicks/tiger balm. damn it makes you feel.. bad? cause it looks like youre hurting them when their skin goes like bright red and then it bruises and shit.. garh. its supposed to be good though.. cause all the blood comes to the surface and flows through the area again. and the 'wind' is released from the body as my mum says.

kao sua is called gua sha in mandarin i think. and koh k'chol in cambo. some old people dont feel better until its been done to them. i remember it was done to me once as a kid and i was like

OMG WTF IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU HURTING ME LIKE THIS

..and my parents just kept going. lol. that was the first and last time it ever happened to me. maybe ill do it again when im next sick. i can take it now cause im a man. right? haha

anyway i think thats it for today cause i cbf typing anymore. will blog again soon.

nite all

pon and zi

2006-06-20T21:48:00.000+10:00

pon and zi are 'emo cartoons' lol. like really homo emo gaybo mushy mushy lovey dovey walla walla bing bang shit. but i still love these cartoons.

only a real man could admit to that XD

hahaha

2006-06-18T22:08:00.000+10:00

lolol fat people have such an awesome sense of humour =]

verbal diarrhoea time

2006-06-13T22:36:00.000+10:00

good evening fair readers

its time to indulge in a favourite past time of mine and that is verbal diarrhoea whereby i simply spill out random thoughts from my brain which travel through my fingers and onto the internet. its simply amazing.

#1. just talking with jimmy about ethnicity before. thats a fancy word for where the fck you came from. lol anyway he said hes been told he looks CAMBO lol or MALAY which is closer to malaysian than cambo but still different. theres a distinct difference between malay and malaysian for those who dont know. anyway i remember times when i used to get pissed when people could never guess my ethnicity.

are you:

- indian? no.
- sri lankan? no.
- pakistani? no.
- indian? ...NO.
- indonesian? no.
- filipino? no.
- thai? no.
- taiwanese? no.
- viet? no.
- chinese? no. and um wtf i dont look chinese.
- indian? FCKN

lol ok well i must admit i do have indian blood. going back a while here but its still in me which is why i can dance like a sexy bollywood star i guess. so where the bloody hell AM i from?

nick was born in new zealand to a cambodian father and a cambodian-chinese mother. he is an australian citizen. so there you go. cambodian chinese i am. though more cambo. though still teochiu. or chiu chow. or chao zhou. same thing. proud of both cultures cause they are the fckn bomb.

#2. i dont remember what i was going to say after all that but since i have been typing this sentence i remember. ENTER SCORES. omgomg. hopefully my parents will pay full fee so i can get a slightly lower enter and do pharmacy at monash. lol or else ill go to bendigo. mmm fun. too much pressure. gonna dieeee. hate all this shit. wish i was an international student = NO UMAT

want to grow up and make lots of money and get big house big car big room. ALSO GOT BIG MOUTH. LIKE TO COMPLAIN. hhaah theres a movie quote for all us fans of singaporean movies out there.

ok diarrhoea time over. venting done for today. time for circular functions [=

when all on the outside is stirring around you; be calm within.

geoooooorgeee

2006-06-07T21:41:00.000+10:00

Wikipedia - George Santayana (16 December 1863 in Madrid, Spain – 26 September 1952 in Rome, Italy), was a philosopher, essayist, poet, and novelist. He is perhaps best known for his oft-quoted "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" from Reason in Common Sense, the first volume of his The Life of Reason.

Spanish guy who died like 2 months before my dad was born. good with words.

anyway.

been a long time since i came here to my little corner of the net. miss me? or maybe everyone has left and its just me talking to myself. interesting image innit? like imagine the internet is a room. with millions and billions of corners. and at every corner is a person with a blog who is talking. or yelling. and theyre all yelling into the middle of the room and other people are walking past or stopping and listening. or maybe if the net was a literal 'information superhighway' and we were all driving along in our cars and there were millions of people in little roadside stands talking and giving their opinions on things. and people who have art blogs would be showing their pictures by the roadside. and people with political blogs would be burning flags. and people with tb blogs would have big lights and feathers and springs and leg warmers for sale. haha i dont know where im going with this.

exams are now over and i want to go along the highway screaming. but i feel kinda crap. cause i think i stuffed them. like maybe not reallllllllllyyyyyyyy bad but bad enough. i know im a perfectionist but just shutup okay. i wantttt tooooo dieeeeeeeeeeee. lolol i said that to tracy at the glen and this ugly girl walking past looked at me. hahaha stupid ugly girl.

omgomg you know what. ive seen alot of unwanted cracks lately. like wtf pull your pants up you fugly bitches. or wear some bloody knickers. like okay fair enough you know i like big butts and i cannot lie. lol jk i dont like BIG butts. shapely ones yes. but anyway fair enough i cop a perve sometimes but these people.. I DONT EVEN LOOK AND ITS SHOVED IN MY FACE. ew. this fat girl walking around in her trackie dacks withh her crack hanging out the back omg i wanted to cack. on a train in the rain of spain which falls softly on the plain. and another one squatting on the floor looking at something on the shelf. ohmylohk. dont want to see your cheek partition thank you maam.

anyway time to go i think. try to update more often in the holidays if anyhting comes up.

gnite all =]

go in peace.

nice

2006-05-26T16:44:00.000+10:00

The world is not respectable; it is mortal, tormented, confused, deluded forever; but it is shot through with beauty, with love, with glints of courage and laughter; and in these, the spirit blooms timidly, and struggles to the light amid the thorns.

-George Santayana

Dunno who george santayana is yet, but he use words good. he england so poetry powerful one hor.

oh my lohk.

2006-05-21T22:54:00.000+10:00

Phnom Penh - A Cambodian man, tired of his wife's habit of waking him up by yanking his penis and testicles, finally had enough and wrung her neck, police said on Friday.Deputy provincial police chief of north-eastern Kratie province, Chhoub Chenda, said In Thoeun, 38, fell asleep after drinking on May 20, and when his wife Touch Svet, 29, came to wake him up in her usual painful way, his temper apparently flared and he grabbed her by the neck, killing her instantly."She woke him up once this way, but he didn't stay awake and instead fell asleep outside under a tree. She did it again and he lost his temper," Chhoub Chenda said.

He said the man had then allegedly hung her body from the tree and tried to pretend it was a suicide, but police were suspicious and the man subsequently admitted to the crime."He is very remorseful. They have a child. But he could not bear to be woken up like that any more," Chenda said.Thoeun faces up to 20 years in jail if convicted of murder.

hahaha oh dear. theres a message and lesson to be learnt here, ladies.

PLEASE be GENTLE.

siccckkkkk

2006-05-14T22:52:00.000+10:00

im so fully sick mate. sitting in bio tuition today with my eyes half closed just moaning on the inside. uhhhhhh uhhhhhh sickkkk sickkkkkkk need to. get. better. now.

exaMSSSSSS GAH fck. cant afford to get sick now. and so much shit to do this week as well. must get better. i hate stupid word limits. they tell you write about everything and give you a word limit. shitniggers.

need sleep. need cure. damn infectious agents. i hate pathogens.

good nite.

status: owned.

2006-05-09T20:30:00.000+10:00

ohmothercrap. nicholas hates methods.

methods > nicholas.
nicholas not = to methods.
nicholas + methods = breakdown in hysterical fits of screaminng, crying and uncontrollable muscle spasms.

gah part 2 and 3 of mam apps today. part 2 was ookay i guess.. they lull you into a false sense of security and then smack you in the face with a textbook for part 3. i hated it. what i learned is: i cant even do fckn simultaneous equations.

theres too much pressure on us now. way too much. i reckon a split year would have been lovely. i could own the yr 11 subjects and concentrate on a couple of yr 12 subjects over 2 years. good concept. its just another year. mmmmmmmmm thoughts thoughts. a man can drive himself mad with his own thoughts. it shall consume me.

it was raining before. like heavy. and my mum was like oooooooh so much rain. and i was like yes isnt it wonderful. the rain comes down to wash away all the crap in my life. wash it all away. unless of course its acid rain.. then its like burning me and eating me away. but lets just stick with that romanntic idea of the washing away sins thing. much better.

half day tomorrow. thanks to open night. thank you open night. ill go get bread top and eat away my sorrows with that energy dense but oh so tasty 'bread'. lol.

now that ive quietly vented my anger i shall go and.. try to do something productive.

nite all.

reflections

2006-05-07T20:06:00.000+10:00

i typed this on friday night. needed to talk to someone.. even if it was just the computer. needed to vent. i dont know why im posting it up here but i guess since this is a blog its going to have all kinds of bits and pieces about my life in it. ups and downs. and maybe one day ill come back and see this and be like oh. how interesting. i wasnt going to post it because maybe someone i dont want seeing this would see it. but i dont really care right now. because this is life. things happen and you cant help that. and if you think differently of me after reading this then so be it. but just remember that no body on this earth is perfect, least of all those who judge others for flaws in their humanity.

what a day.

thought that we had part II of English sac. gearing up for that in the morning even though the sac was in the afternoon. then comes announcement. year 12s to the hall now. dammit. whyyyyyyy? first period is my free. I need to study for sac. somethings going on.

indeed. we find out about the death of another year 12. as soon as penso announced that there was a collective gasp and a blanket of silence over the entire hall. people who say that others don’t have an aura are sadly mistaken. if you were there you could feel the change in the air. we weren’t told how he died. but I think everyone assumes suicide.

now I didn’t really know this person. he was in my English class last year and I hate to speak ill of the dead but I didn’t really like him to be completely honest. that is definitely not to say I am glad that he has gone if anyone out there intends on twisting my words and making up implied meanings. I would never sincerely wish death upon anyone. but from my past experiences with this guy I think its fair to say that he didn’t really like me either.. for reasons that we can never really understand. sometimes we just don’t like people I guess. clash of personalities.

but yeah a lot of people who didn’t even know him felt sad today. sacs cancelled. everything kinda just went slowly. I didn’t cry or feel overly sad but I did feel different. kinda guilty I guess. like I said I didn’t really like him.. and now hes not around.. and not going to be around. I know that in my thoughts I just wanted him to go away and stop annoying me.. not that he went out of his way to do it.. just in class.. but now he really is gone. I never meant ‘gone’ like this. just be careful what you wish for.

so I didn’t really feel like breaking down at school like some did. but when I came home I was reading this piece written by a former student at my dads high school in Cambodia. A guy a couple of years younger than pa. it was just about the years leading up to the civil war in the 70s.. the boys were guarding the school with guns at night to protect it from Vietcong bombings…forming bonds with guys.. forming bonds with the girls who brought them food and medicine and helped them wash their clothes and catch up on missed lessons.. getting in fights with guys from other schools who came to perve on the girls at my dads school.. lol apparently they had a reputation for being hot. if you look at them now you wouldn’t know LOL. anyway over a couple of years of guarding and stuff leading up to 1975, some of them bonded really well and became really close friends. and then on april 17th 1975 (I never forget that date) the communist Khmer Rouge overthrew the govt and came to power. they evacuated the entire capital city of Phnom Penh in a day and forced everyone to walk out of the city. two students from my dads school, a boy and a girl who had become an ‘item’ after those years of bonding, both 18 years old, decided to walk with each other instead of their families. the boy came to the house of the writer of this piece I was reading during the evacuation and told him what he was doing. these two best friends had no way of knowing it would be the last time they would ever see each other. So once they were out of the city everyone was eventually split into working groups and forced to go and do rice farming. the boy and the girl managed to stay together and were happy.. as happy as they could be anyway. but then one day, the boy was suddenly taken away. the communists suspected him of being an 18 year old fighter pilot for the former government they overthrew. sif 18 year old fighter pilot. they used any excuse to kill. he was taken away in broad daylight and executed in the jungle. the girl was heartbroken and became more like a wandering ghost than a person. thin, starved body, hollow face, hollow soul.

one day, the former student who wrote the piece managed to meet this girl, 2 years after the forced evacuation. they were still doing forced farming, and just by chance these two found each other. their eyes met from afar and they ran toward each other, held hands and were speechless. they just stared at each other for a while. the student asked the girl what had happened to her boyfriend. she told him he was killed. the student was in shock. but soon they had to part. the girl asked the student if he had any salt for her to eat. salt. all they were given each day was a bowl of watery porridge.. mostly water with maybe 10 grains of rice in the bottom. she was so hungry she wanted to eat salt. the student gave her his daily ration of half a rice cake and she left. and as she did it began to rain. the student said he broke down then. and with every drop of rain he said a prayer for his friend to find peace and remember to look after his friends left on earth.

at that point I couldn’t take it anymore. I broke down too. just everything that’s happened today and this story.. and I imagined what it would be like if it happened to us now. what if? these people were our age when it happened to them. they had close friends and strong bonds like we do. what would I do if I lost my friends? that’s the question I asked myself over and over as I sat against the wall and yum’d. what would I do? what if I met one of my friends like that and she asked me for salt? i could see how skinny she had become from not eating for months and years. my life without friends would be hell. no smiles. no laughter. for years. how can the human spirit take that? all these thoughts running through my head. I couldn’t take it. I cant believe I actually cried. it wasn’t just sobbing either. it was like full uncontrollable.. wailing? lol not the right word. just a very emotional time. so sad. so so sad. and just imagine. my dad escaped all this because he left Cambodia for uni before ‘75.. but my mum wasn’t as lucky. I cant imagine how hard it would have been for her. she was about 16 when it happened. of course all us cambo kids have heard the stories of the hard times in those years. but can we really imagine them? I guess I tried today and that’s why my eyes weren’t very dry. I haven’t cried in like.. yeaaaaaarsssssssss. I don’t even remember the last time. I guess we build up a crying debt. all that anger and sadness just all came out this afternoon. and I felt better after. which is good.

so now I guess im okay. quite reflective actually. thankful that nothing like that is happening. but I just keep thinking and thinking. komsot nahh. so sad.

so just pray for peace everyone. inner peace and peace for all. and be grateful for what you have because things can change just like that. something my bio teacher said today really stuck in my mind right now: the only constant thing in life is change. and no matter how bad things seem, they will get better. All we need is patience and hope.

happy happy

2006-04-29T10:25:00.000+10:00

happy happy i am not really. but

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JOYCE WONG HONG KONG LIVE LONG DIE STRONG!!
and to my cousin ROSIE who is 15 years old today.

my lord. 15. i can remember when we were all just little kids in nz like it was yesterday. ah the good times in the old country. lol. and JOYCE who is 17 today!! haha BABY. you have another year until you can legally drink and rent porn =P i only have about 3 months to wait. LOLOL

i hope you all have a great year and succeed in all that you do. Be happy, healthy and enjoy =]

anyway this is my first blog in like over a month so yeah sorry. to all those who have been checking it for a month. if there are any such people. sorry. lol but yr 12 has been my mistress this year.. taking up all my time and energy so that i neglect my blog here.

but yeahhhhh i was gonna update like april the 14th or something because that would have been HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AHNICK.BLOGSPOT.COM!! because i started this blog at cambo new years time last year. now it has officially past one year since i started this weblog. so umm HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR for that time that has passed.

now uh im doing hw as we speak haha for my tutor. gah it never ends. its 10.30 in the morning and im doing hw to hand it an 11.30 =] finished it though now so its OKAY.

okay ah. big sac week coming up and im really fckn pissed and scared and frustrated and stressed. run away with me. to a place where we dont need year 12. to a happy happy place.

happy happy.

=]

how romantic =]

2006-03-24T22:53:00.001+11:00

this is the only other condom picture i took in cambodia. this one was in kampot as well. a lovely old faded billboard of a couple embracing inside a condom.. just lovely. it says: 'be careful of contracting aids...please use condoms'

just sooo poetic, isnt it?

OK!!

2006-03-24T22:53:00.000+11:00

this is a newer and more modern aids campaign called the OK campaign (actually i just named it that but go with me here). the sign says 'its not oh-keh if you dont have OK'

lolol i think its VERY CLEVER. everyone seems to know it.. even my dads friends were telling me like *its on tv! yeah! 'its not ok of you dont have ok!'* and i was like ooookaaay.

im mr sheen.. oh wait. i'm condom. mr.condom.

2006-03-24T22:52:00.000+11:00

this lovely picture of a mr condom billboard was taken in the southern province of kampot. i love his shoes lol so fashionable =] the top part says 'for your health and happiness in relation to aids and sexually transmitted diseases..'

and then mr condom chimes in '...please use condoms!' yaaaaaaay

CONDOMANIA

2006-03-24T22:39:00.000+11:00

lolol saw this on a blog and i could not resist. this is JACKIE CHAN and his new sidekick CONDOM MAN!! who has stereotypical chinese eyes? haha anyway.. jackie chan is part of this campaign in cambodia (yeah thats the funny language you see at the bottom that you think looks like thai) to stop the spread of aids. there are lots of these community campaigns and above i have posted a few pictures that i took on my recent trip to the motherland. funny stuff =] i actually saw the tv ad with jackie chan in it here in australia of all places... it was this late night show about the un and the views youth around the world had about aids.. and jackies mouth was moving.. but a funny cambodian mans voice came out.

anyway. if youre wondering, the blue writing in cambodian says 'praeur srom anahmay krup pel velea dael neak roum phet'.

OH...haha that means 'use a condom everytime you roum phet' i think you know what roum phet is. its a nicer way of saying 'to do the sex' than 'joi' which im sure a lot of you naughty people would recognise as a khmer swear word. yeah and the red text says unite with each other in the battle against aids.

thank you jackie and condom man.

the bear and the rabbit

2006-03-17T23:50:00.000+11:00

hahah i just read this joke on a random blog. maybe it wont be funny tomorrow.. cause when its late at night and youre tired everythings weird.. but right now i think its pretty hilarious =]

so there was this bear and a rabbit taking a dump next to each other in the middle of the forest.

bear: so like.. do you mind.. or like.. have problems with getting shit on your fur?

rabbit: nup.

bear: oh ok. *grabs the rabbit and uses it to wipe his ass*

LOLOLOL =]

TB MADNESS

2006-03-15T20:44:00.000+11:00

.+[pRiNc3sS HuNniGrL]+. iM tiReD oB TrYiN, iM SiCk oB CrYiN, SuRe iM SmiLinG, BUh InSiDe iM DYING! mis2in sum1, STATUS: feel sho unlurved ZAK UR SHO GAY IM NOT HOT N DUNT PUT IT ON UR NIK! :P DUN MAK OTHA GUYZ CALL MI HOT ASWEO

oh lord do you know how much effort it took me to type that. my goodness if that isnt the most tb name i have seen in a very long while. PLEASE get over it. haha even though this person is a random on my list but ohmylord. its funny. but very sad at the same time. very very sad. but still funny =] i mean.. english is hard enough to learn with the he, she and the him and the her and the 'the' 'i' 'me' 'myself' and whatever else.. yEaRhz!! EnGRiSCh (yeah im a fobby tb) ISz hAhRd eNuFfz wiF0ut YoOh PpLz maKinz Up aWL diZs ExTwAh scHtUfFieZ!~! KaKakEkEkkeKEkEkeRshsZZ~~!!

GAH DIE.

the wonder that is chemistry

2006-03-13T22:06:00.000+11:00

okay so had some family friends over for dinner the other night. we stayed at their hotel in cambodia which you will be able to see on my cambodia blog when i get it up and running lol. ive had to make four other blogs just to upload all the pictures on.. they stop you uploading when you get to a certain number cause they think youre a spammer or something. fair enough.

anyway the father of this family was a chemistry/physics (incl. nuclear physics. ohmylord) teacher in cambodia in the old days and used to work for the un in like ethiopia or something and yeah hes a smart guy. haha anyway he and my father like to talk. and drink. and eat. think they had about 2 bottles of wine between them that night.. haha yes they love it. flowing alcohol and stimulating intellectual conversation. yeah anyway they were like joking with each other about how he had to drive home and he was gonna get pulled over by the coppers and stuff and he was like

'do you have any lemons?'

and we're like yeah we got a whole tree out the back...why?

because alcohol and acid makes an ester and water.
said he to my father.

and i was just sitting there eating and i thought about it.. and i was like

alcohol and acid makes ester.. AND WATER OMG HES RIGHT

hahaha the wonders of chemistry huh?
who remembers that from organic chemistry last year?

alcohol + acid --> ester + water

ex. methanol + propanoic acid --> methyl propanoate + water

i think that was it.. alcohol comes first? anyway.. yeah chemistry makes sense. and it gets you out of lots of things. being smart lets you be above the law. lol

till we meet again
adieu

happy birthday peteru

2006-03-11T15:29:00.000+11:00

went to peters house last night for his bday party. good fun. watched movie that i got from cambodia but havent seen yet lol. but vincents version was better cause it was authentic and the subtitles made sense. LOL mine are a bit dodgy as i found out this morning. and if you choose canto they speak canto and then it changes to mando for a few minutes then back again and youre like wtf MANG. lol

pizza. that was all gone in like 10 mins. incredible. but there were quite a few people. haha what else.. umm MAH JONG!! oh yeahhhhhhh i was a mahjong virgin until last night. hahaha i had a taste. and iiii LIKED IT. get me a mahjong set and table for my bday XD and yeah thats all i can say for now. i asked my mum if they used to play it in cambodia and shes like yeah i think so.. that kind of stuff is addictive, said she. and im like YEAH and shes like 'but i didnt really like it.. i liked LOK LAK' and im like 'lok lak? you mean KLA KLOHK' and shes like haah yeah.

for those of you who dont know.. lok lak (or luc lac in viet) is like a beef and salad kinda dish. haha and kla klohk is a cool cambo gambling game. theres a mat with like 6 (or 9?) or so pictures on it - a lobster, a melon thing (thats the klohk).. should be a tiger (cause thats the kla) and other stuff and theres a die with all of the pictures on it too. so what happens is you make a bet on which picture will come up when the die is rolled and you win money =] in the old days there was a guy who owned a kla klohk set and he comes to temple and stuff at new years and you come up and say

'okay mang, 500 riel on KLOHK'

and you put your 500 note (relax, its like 10 aussie cents) on the picture of the melon thing.
man rolls die.
melon comes up.
he matches your 500 so you now have 1000 riel.
then you play again. change your preference or whatever.
if you lose he gets the money.

FUN FUN FUN.

tsk tsk asians... such gambling addicts lol. but mah jong is cool.. very.. cool. makes you feel gangster hahaha

...DA PAI!!

hellloooooo

2006-03-03T23:33:00.000+11:00

good evening possums. from what I can gather from the numbers and letters on my screen I would say that I have not been to my little corner of the internet here for about 2 weeks. MYBLOODYGOODNESS. what has yr 12 done to us all? lol. working harder than last year definitely. perhaps you have been checking my blog here.. wondering what has been going on with my life? so, whats goin on nick? you may find yourself asking. or maybe that’s wishful thinking on my part. hahaha in any case..

working hard at English. because my teacher this year la.. he no love me like last year English teacher love me ah.. no full mark anymore. plus im competing with two English.. geniuses? geniii?...um. two people who are very excellently good at English. they kinda look the same lol. white pasty skin.. brown hair.. quiet.. hehehe.. those are the criteria for being good at English i suppose. I guess my essay writing reads like a fob trying to explain quantum physics to a monkey compared to theirs. damn.

yeah so what else has been happening? I don’t remember too much you see. I see lots of random things each day and I say ohmylord that shall go into my blog! and then I forget or I don’t blog and all these wonderful things fly into nowhere land. interesting concept isn’t it? NOWEHRE LAND. I wish I could visit. id see all the things I forgot. then id remember them. thatd be awesome. ooooooooh on another completely random note – MONIMONIMONKEI!!!! that monkey is so cool. I saw him on winnie’s diary and I was like RANDOM FOB STUFF ! MONIMONIMONKEIIIIIIIIIIIIII lol. ‘we are enjoying our pleasant life with fruit.’ hahaha I love it.

more random things: poor little tubby year 7 curry boy who was late for his bus one day after school. aww. he just kinda.. quickly waddled past me and winnie and he had this lost, puffed out look on his face. he was muttering *its too late! oh no. GASP. its too late!* and he stared into winnies eyes for a sec.. like she could help him or something. hahah all the while panting. wheeeeeeeze. poor boy. too many samosas and roti paratha for him. his mummy must have been wery wery vorried.

another: I wont say who.. but a dear friend of mine made me laugh so much this week when she told me that she just learned albinos are a ‘type’ of person. she thought they were from like.. a country. LOLOL aww that’s cute. like maybe she thought.. Albania? hahahahaahha hilarious. someone said albinos are like that because ‘their parents are incested’ LOL that’s ridiculous. everyone knows its because their mum drinks too much milk. =D

what else. was sick for like a day or so this week. cold. garh. vitamin c tablets are very good. cured me in like a day.. but that day I was like walking around school like uhhhhhhhhhh and everyones like whats wrong nick? and im like nothing. and they kept going and I was thinking like omg leave me alone please. but yeah im sorry to everyone for that. I was sick.. so I wasn’t my usual hornily/joke making/random self. sorry. but yes another random thing that just popped ..not pooped as I just mistyped.. into my head is bakers delight.

nicks verdict: baker’s delight fruit scones are the fckn BOMB. as are their custard scrolls for those who like custard. but ohmylord do I love their fruit scones. full of butter though. bad. but tasty. good. and cheap. also good. yeah… talking of scones.. do you say *skons* or *skones* ? the first one is an ‘o’ sound like in ‘got’ and the second is like in ‘phone’. I bet most of you say skon. americans say skone. but which is correct? is skon maybe just some English dialect thing that aussies picked up? is it ACTUALLY skone? if my school offered English language I would so have taken it because this is the sort of stuff you talk about. FCKN MARVELLOUS. I love it. but noo fckn school sif not offer fckn English language fckers. GARH.

one last thing to round off a randomly linked together blog. I went from English to monkeys to fat little currys, albinos, my cold, bakers delight, fruit scones and the English language and now I shall link that (cause its to do with school) to SCHOOL CAPTAINSHIP. congratulations to SANDRA LEE and ASHRAY GUNJUR who are this years vice school captains. congratulations also to mark and genna who are the actual school captains. they are in small writing because they are white people. LOLOL. I voted for ashray and sandra yes. Sandra was the only asian – boys and girls – to stand for the position so I think she got the majority asian vote. ahha and they say multiculturalism doesnt work. ashray was one of many currys to go for it but he was probably the most ‘trustworthy’ or perhaps the safest option I guess you could say. genna and mark.. I dunno. don’t know too much about them aussies you see. we all get along.. we just don’t hang around each other. lol. anyway congratulations to them and praise the lord we got some Asians as our leaders haha JK actually not.

okay I think that made up for 2 weeks of no blog. its now past 12 midnight. good morning all. and sweet dreams.

the return

2006-02-15T20:14:00.000+11:00

got back from yr 12 camp thing this afternoon. pretty good i must say. but ate too much. way too freakin much. like they give you enough food already and we still eat all our own junk food between meals lol. and lots of cups of tea and coffee. mmmm.

discovery: aussie porridge tastes like cardboard. stick to eating rice porridge.

fckn duty groups who loaded the buses left my backpack there. at phillip island. bloody wtf. like it was with all the other bloody bags. ARE YOU TOO STUPID TO SEE AH? aiyah so ma fan. and they lost sherrys bag. how do you think it feels for people when they get back to school and discover that their bags have been lost? fckn NOOBS. apparently my bag has been found at the camp. must call joyce or carol or huong or someone and confirm that its mine. if its not omg the school shall get me another sleeping bag and another blue-and-silver-fake-adidas backpack from china.

that lecturer guy with the study tips and stuff from last yr came back again and he wasnt as interesting this time. sherry, agnes and i were up the back.. me and sherry trying to remember how to write taiwanese pinyin so agnes could learn lol. bo po mo fo. de te ne le. ge ke he. we got them all.. after forgetting about one for like half an hour *WTF IS IT?* haha

anyway i have a lot of hw to do. that camp was supposed to motivate us to do it and stuff. and it taught us some relaxation techniques. those must be pretty effective because everyone fell asleep. LOL but we all seemed to wake up when the lady stopped talking. SUB CONSCIOUS LISTENING OOOOOOOOOH.

okay enough. good night all =]

yiiiiiiiihhh

2006-02-05T21:51:00.000+11:00

that is like a really cambo sound. lol. still kinda in the cambo mood after returning to australia for about a week now. i misssssss it. like some parts i dont miss. but some parts i do. being able to speak khmer everywhere. all the signs are written in khmer. everything is khmer khmer khmer. and you come here and everything is english and youre like hmm. different innit.

anyway. i was making a blog about my holiday yesterday and it was like info-tainment like how i tell you things (INFO) and then its funny at the same time (-TAINMENT) and therefore you learn something and have fun at the same time. AMAZING, IS IT NOT?

lol ok but then my pc crashed and i was like FCK JOI MAE MOTHERFCKR HELL DAMN CRAP. so now ive decided ill make a holiday cambodia blog like john low that smart smart boy. ill do that in a week or so after camp when i have those few days free =]

so yep cambodia was fckn awesome. did heaps. but not enough time to do everything i wanted. theres always next time.. we said 2 years is the minimum before we go back.. lol probably longer i reckon. its taken my parents a combined total of 60 years just to return for the first time since leaving. LOL ok i think ill go back before that long.

yeah this is just a little blog to tell you my darlins about what ive been thinking. and stuff thats been going on. first week of yr 12 was pretty okay i guess. quite a bit of hw though. but i will survive. i will survive. so thats about it for now.. look out for my cambodia blog COMING SOON TO BLOGGER DOT COM =]

BYE

ehhh aunty ah!! where you goh-INGG?

2006-01-14T08:31:00.000+11:00

lol hello to all my readers.. how ever small or even non-existent the number of you may be.. here i am at 5 in the morning singapore time blogging from the samsung free internet thing.. ohmylord what a net junkie this proves i am.

so umm flight was okay.. not that comfortable but not too much turbulence so it was alright. i have 12 minutes remaining of my 15 minute session but theres no one waiting so i can just go on again and again.. lol but no msn so im like wtf dammit singapore.
anyway its about 8.30 am in australia right now and i bet no ones awake yet.. and maybe no one will even check this cause they think im away in a poor country with no net but HERE I AM LA. IN SING-GIA-POH MEH?

now i think i will go. be in cambodia later today. may update from there.. free net there as well LOL im gonna milk it for all its worth.

ok la going ma ok aunty? bai baiiiii

2006-01-08T23:17:00.000+11:00

okay and i just noticed that ONE of my posts that i thought got lost actually in fact did not get lost but rather is found. amazing grace. it can be found underneath the post that is underneath this post. lovely.

I HATE YOU

2006-01-08T22:48:00.000+11:00

stupid blogger.com and electricity shit motherfcker damn hell crap. 2 days ago i was posting and the bloggerdotcom thing freezes and loses my post. AND yesterday it was like some moron was tugging at the electricity and the lights and everything went *bzz bzz* and flickered for 1 second. LOSING MY POST. damn hell crap again.

going to cambodia on friday. need to get everything done and ready to go. holiday homework, packing, sending cards and stuff. ngoab.

yesterday was my last day at lims. good experience. was talking to anne-marie at lunch. shes like the only person i can have a normal conversation with. and by that i mean like the things we say at school.. i can make witty remarks and shell understand them.. because shes 21 and english is her first language. lol. theres another girl whos the same age as me just about.. but despite being released from the womb in terra australis, her grasp of the spoken and written forms of the language of britain are not so very good. she will not readily understand my use of colloquial vocabulary nor will she be able to enjoy the comic value of my references to both pop and youth culture. hopefully that sentence was ambiguous enough to put her off enough so she doesnt understand if she ever reads this. LOL. anyway.

anne-marie was telling me about how her dad was listening to the radio a few years back and found a song he liked;

annie! have you heard that song? lemonade?
what? theres no such song dad.. ive never heard of anything to do with lemonade on the radio
of course you have! lem-on-ade, lem-on-ade *sung to the tune of destiny's child SAY MY NAME*

nick: BAHAHAHAHHA

asians and their mistakes. cheng (another pharmacy assistant) called hotmail, hot dog. LOL she doesnt use email. and once this customer was making a joke and asked where this other pharmacy assistant was and she goes 'wheres your pin-up girl?' and chengs like 'PEANUT GIRL? whaa-?' and im like hehehehe on the inside. she calls people 'love' as well. like even old people. if shes talking to aussies she doesnt know shell call them all 'love'.

to 90 year old woman: your medicines ready for you, love (sounds like lerv in her accent)
to 20 year old woman: here you are, love!

okay so she doesnt say it to men. hehe.. ooooooh also about pronunciation errors and asians.. cambodians call methyl salicylate by a funny name. in english we say *sal-iss-sill-ate* but cambo people come in looking for that *sah-lee-sah-laht* ointment thing. LOL i asked cheng where we kept the methyl salicylate and shes like what? and im like methyl salicylate.

*blank thinking stare*

me: SAH LEE SAH LAHHHT
cheng: ohhhhhhhh.. over there.

and also bepanthen. i think its a birth control thing. forgot. but you would say *bee-pan-thin* or something like that right? everyone else in the pharmacy, apart from the pharmacists who know what its called.. and me.. cause my english is so wonderful XD .. everyone else calls it BEH-PONG-TAEN which is the most fobby cambodian-french pronunciation ever.

haha okay im going to end this before something wipes it out.

THE END CHILDREN.

no title

2006-01-06T21:32:00.000+11:00

because im really bored and i dont want to do my homework which i only have a few days left to complete now i am here blogging away about nothing. maybe ill start a travel blog to tell the world of my cambodian adventure. but then again i probably wont. theres not enough time to waste on internet cafes.

anyway.. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii was thinking of what to type the whole time i was pushing the i key. and i still have no idea what to talk about with yall. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii still have no idea. omg boredom. im hating the yr 12 texts. they are so motherfriggin gay. theyre like crap and boring and i suggest the parents council get fired and replaced with new parents who know what teenagers (or just me) like to read. because this shit is so shit. like they just had to replace the cambo book THIS year. at least that was interesting. i know heaps of people of think that book was interesting. and theyre not cambo. so up yours bloody parents council and english department. thank you very much for replacing such a good book with some gay ass play about some woggy new yorkers back in the 20s. i hate reading plays. its liike

beatrice: blah blah i am gay and boring
eddie: blah blah no i am boringer and gayer eh?
alfieri: shutup all of you this is a gay book stop reading nigger.
[ALFIERI walks over to the side of the stage and commits suicide by impaling himself on an umbrella, saying 'DEAR LORD THIS IS BORING' while doing so]

i dont want to be TOLD what they are doing. i mean i do. but like. NOT LIKE THIS. geez make it into a story. its like reading shakespeare again. soo crap. i remember this year while *listening* to macbeth in class while following along in the book i had my pencil out the whole time writing 'boring' and 'i want to die', 'kill me' in chinese all over the pages lolol. just in ccase the teacher walked past.

i have dreams now which is different cause i dont have them during school times. i guess theres no stress so my brain is full of random crap. i was dancing with some mystery woman last night. LOL i didnt see her face. dammit. but i like saw her from behind.. and i also saw her behind haha. it was like a movie. i was watching myself dance with a sexy woman. jazz band playing.. slow dancing.. i had one of those hats on.. lol like a 1930s gangster. oh yeah. she smelled like flowers. we were so close. =]then i started to have some other dream hahaha any psychologists/psychiatrists out there? i forget the difference.

okay readers the end.

but you still read on dont you

okay the end again. BYE

japanese cultural glossary

2006-01-02T22:39:00.000+11:00

browsing around on the net and came across this site - just google japanese cultural glossary and it should be the first one up. anyway it got me thinking about my dear japanese friend MICHELLE who did not know what bukkake was. lolol ahh sohhh innocent-uh mikako-san. she taught me the meaning of okama but its meaning is not as disturbing as bukkake. haha so. here we go.. one white man (or gaijin as i have learned) living in japan is the author of this glossary and heres his definition of the wonderful word; BUKKAKE

Ejaculating over a woman's body, and then watching in delight as she plays with your semen.

In the Judeo-Chistian Tradition, women who cheated on their husbands were tied up and stoned. In Old Japan, a similar practice developed. A cheating woman would be tied up to a stake, and then the men of the village would gather around and come all over her naked body.

In modern Japan, this has developed into a popular hobby and apparently-pleasurable sexual activity. The woman performs oral sex until the man ejaculates, and then the real fun begins. The woman spits the semen out of her mouth, or wipes it off her face, as the case may be, and the starts playing with it. She can rub it over her body, or into her hair, mix it in a glass of champagne, or make a cocktail with semen from other men etc. etc.

Of all the fetish activities in Japan, this seems to be the most popular.

WELL WELL KIDDIES. that raped you of your innocence, didnt it? now youre just one big slutty bukkakeruer whore. lol JK. theres so much dodgy stuff in japan its unbelievable. i mean we all know their porn is freaky but there so much more dodgy shit;

- vending machinese selling dildos

- girl hunters (look it up in the glossary)

- shops selling exotic souvenirs so you can lie to your wife and say 'look what i brought you back from australia honey!' when you were actually just away for a week screwing a school girl in the backstreets of tokyo

- shops selling new and used but un-laundered female underwear for those perverty japanese men who have collections of women's underwear. someone broke into a house and left all the FCKN NEW TECHNOLOGY UNTOUCHED and just took all the knickers. schoolgirls actually sell their dirty privates to these shops to make money. hmm.. wouldnt mind actually.. LOLOL but id prefer it to come with a picture so im not sniffing some fat tb underwear HAHAHA jk

okay the end.

BANZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII =]

happy new yearrr

2006-01-01T20:21:00.000+11:00

yooooo. my first post of 2006. how exciting. maybe ill blog less this year because its year 12 and i shouldnt be wasting my time with such time wasting wasteful time consuming activities. and i just realised theres only 4 weeks left of holidays. WTF. this is bho ko neng la. (not possible la.) i want more time please. more time to wasteeeeee and sleeeeep and have funnnnn.

last night was new years eve yes. dinner with friends then HOME because my parents are tight and wouldnt let me go city to see the fireworks because they were afraid of terrorists and bombings and shit. actually when you think about it.. it actually could happen. despite the fact that it didnt. but WHAT IF. theres extremists here too. i saw them. that current affair/today tonight/60 minutes program showed me and washed my innocent brain and made me turn against Islam. lol. jk stupid programs. but i kinda didnt feel too pissed about it in the end cause it was TOO FCKN HOT anyway. omg sif hot weather plus standing with a million other sweaty smelly strangers... to watch some lights in the sky. which let off more heat. next to the smelly yarra. and if i didnt listen to my parents.. i wouldnt get any money to spend in cambodia. and id have a shit holiday so yeah im such a good cambodian child.

aussie new years isnt that important anyway. hahha another one of my opinions that shows how deeply fobbish i truly am. i get another 2 new years *this year* so its still okay. i guess chinese new year isnt gonna be that big this year since we're coming back from cambodia on new years day. and my parents will come up with some excuse like *WE JUST TOOK YOU ON HOLIDAY* so they dont have to give me ang bao. shit.

but then... CAMBO NEW YEAR. hopefully that falls in the holidays again. usually does. but holidays are a bit fcked this year so i dunno. go to temple.. get some food.. cop a perve. maybe not. theres never any pretty girls at temple. whyyyy?

okay i dunno what to write about anymore so thats the end.

happy new year all =]

meli kelikimaki

2005-12-24T22:29:00.000+11:00

thats what id say to you if you were hawaiian =] so i dont celebrate the religious side of christmas.. but theres nothing wrong with getting in the festive spirit is there? family, food, ffffree gifts? lol and in a week it will be new years ! and in about a month itll be chinese new year ! and then in april it will be cambo new year! ohh yeahhhh food and money. the essentials of my life.

yepyep and today i got a christmas present from my boss =] CHRISTMAS BONUS. in an ang bao. lolol maybe its my christmas and combined chinese new year gift since i wont be there for gue ni this year. thats really nice of them. i must give them a gift and write a very heartfelt card expressing my gratitude XD

what else. OMG TODAY I SAW SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD THAT IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND I WAS LIKE OMG WTF THAT IS REALLY WEIRD AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE. i was standing around *keeping an eye on customers* as we say, and there were these 3 chinese people. a father and his two daughters - about 20 somethings. not hot at all. not even pretty so i was like yeh ill just stand over here. anyway they were like talking to each other and it was like

chogoramasamyvalkamanyangaputaratnamchongbatsuangaeo

and i was like wtf maybe theyre hakka. LOLOL but then i kept listening and i thought okay maybe theyre korean? cause some of the things they said sounded like korean. but their surname was chang. as i saw on their script. and i thought hmm. maybe theyre not like the 99% of other koreans who are kims, parks or lees. hahaha but anyway later i heard someone ask them what they speak and they were like

oh. we speak a mix of languages. everything. INDIAN, NEPALI, ENGLISH. and cantonese. and i was like wow. do you speak cambodian? HAHAHA No. said they. but wtf man. i had read about hakka people born in india in like the chinatown there and they speak fluent hindi and i was like wtf. thats so weird. like you know how lots of chinese people have that thing about not liking black people. lol yeah and here they are speaking the language in their own family. very interesting. indeed. and then they left. carrying on with their hindi-nepali conversation. yeahh that was .. cool? and freaky at the same time.

i love it when people speak unexpected languages. like chinese people speaking SPANISH. or FRENCH. or FCKN HINDI HAHA. or even like.. cambo kids speaking in an american acccent. thats the sex. unless they talk like gangster tryhard then its like hey yo bacc da fucc up. i want to hear a cambo kid speaking in english accent. like a girl. like a hot one. thats my age. like yeah merry christmas from england nick.

but itll be like *merr-ey chres-mus from ingland nehk* and ill be like he he he yeah thanks. in my sexiest man voice.

OKAY thats it. i think youve been in my fantasies long enough you perverts.

merry christmas, bon noel, feliz navidad. buon natale, sheng dan jie kuai le and all that other stuff. happy hannukah to the jewish people and happy kwanzaa to my african american brothers lol. happy public holiday and bbq-ing/hot-potting/general eating to all the asians who arent christian =] and those people who dont like christmas.

have a safe trip to nz my lady. we shall catch up when you get back oun !! and i shall reminisce with you of my childhood memories in that land so far away.

merry christmas to all and to all a good night

im boreeed

2005-12-21T23:51:00.000+11:00

gargh bored again. but i should go to sleep soon but like i dont want to. even though i have to get up early tomorrow.

just got back from lims pharmacy annual christmas dinner. gold leaf restaurant.. pretty good.. but the guy taking our order omg dodgy canto fob. do you want crab or lobster noodle?

*covers mouth with his pad so that my boss cant see him talking to the others*

LOBSTER EASY TO EAT. LESS SHELL.

yeah lobster also more expensive yo. haha yo. im gonna use that more often. cause im nigger yo.

anyway after dodgy fob man went away everyone was kinda silent. and then started talking. drinking. my bosses encourage me to drink lol. *we wont tell your daddy* lolol but omg. adults make pretty lame jokes. like if we made them at school everyone would be like omg thats lame. but you laugh anyway cause theyre adults. and they pay you. so yes LAUGH IT UPP

and then we were talking and one of the shop girls lives nearby in springy so she was gonna be walking home yeah and she was drinking a lil bit so another shop girl is like *better be careful you dont get raped on the way home!* as a joke and then she replies *lol dont worry about them raping me.. be worried about ME raping THEM* and everyones just like
...
BAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

okay so she didnt say lol.

and then, me making a lame joke and all.. *i should take iem (drunk rapist shop girl) to cambodia with me!! then i can walk in the city at night!* and everyone laughs some more. ohhhhh yeahhhhhh. see now that was a pretty lame one. but adults love it.

oh and i love how cheng says calamari in her accent. *ka..ka.. kalla-ma-REE* lolol classic.

so yeah thats about it. my last christmas dinner at lims. no chinese new year bonus for me next year =[ but also no more annoying customers or feeling stupid for doing the wrong thing. yeah okay ive wasted a lot of time now and i feel tired. the end.

oooooh

2005-12-19T21:49:00.000+11:00

ok after all that not so happy content in my last post, i felt like doing some quizzes today =]

Reflections of the spirit?

You reflect the wisdom of the spirit. You shine as
a wise and ancient sage who values intellect
among the most. Your spirit brings guidance to
those around you. You have accomplished your
strength with age and time. Don't let your wise
advice go to waste. Share it with all who are
willing to listen.

Reflections of the Spirit?
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aiyah make me sound so old one.

religion.

2005-12-17T21:32:00.000+11:00

now. i think that im a very tolerant person and i respect and have an interest in all the different belief systems that people around the world have. so when you talk to me about religion, i wont give you any crap or disrespect because i like to know the real truth behind things rather than listen to people telling me their possibly biased opinions.

after my last jovial post, i got a comment:

What are you doing on a christian website?! I thought your Buddhist! OR are you trying to convert? lol.

Yes Nick, religion as in C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N-I-T-Y not B-U-D-D-H-I-S-M...

I thought Buddhists don't celebrate christimas. I think they use the Bodhi tree instead and Hotei the Buddhist Santa lol

In this context, I wonder if this "religion increase your chances of sex" applies also to Buddhism

Remember that Christianity vs. Buddhism debate at school, Neither you nor I could hack that the other religion is better.
:roll:

Anyway, I'll leave you to believe your Buddha, the so-called "Reincarnation" prince or something. And I'll leave me self to belief God.

In Cambodia, we don't see Christians going down and burning Buddhist "wats" down. It's only Buddhism who come and burn Christian churchs down!

- Squash

hmm. very interesting comment there stephen. actually i wasnt thinking about religion at all when i was posting that. i think i said that i found it interesting? i like learning about other religions and the whole connection between the song and Catholicism was cool. but anyway;

its also interesting to note that you finished with anti-Buddhist sentiment there. The people that do those things arent Buddhist at all because our religion teaches us to respect and care for others - not go around burning down their sacred places.. which is really.. bad. So you can liken them to people like hamas and al qaeda who take things way out of context so people get ideas like you and start saying that an entire religion is represented by a small group of extremists.

and also i dunno who hotei is.. sounds jap. Buddhism isnt uniform everywhere so i guess hotei is a local addition. in cambodia we call him 'ta noh-el' or grandpa noel after the french word for christmas

and no one said i cant go on a Christian website just because im Buddhist ? its called learning. oh and Buddhists can celebrate whatever they want! its not a restrictive religion at all.. in fact when the Dalai Lama visited a church somewhere in Europe he said that 'This is a very sacred place' and he knelt down and prayed. you cant get much more accepting of other religions than that. but thats an idea about decorating a Bodhi tree lol..

but anyway we shouldnt try and say which religion is better. just please dont talk down about my faith with comments that have an underlying religious elitist tone about them (say that 5 times fast):

the so called 'reincarnation' prince? i dont go around saying that Jesus 'apparently rose from the dead' or the 'supposed Father in Heaven' will save us all. its not respectful nor is it polite to the millions or even billions who believe.

sometimes i even think to myself that religion can almost be unnecessary. i mean if you live a good life.. do honourable, respectful and caring things.. be a good person and be good to others and all that.. then if there is an afterlife you will surely be rewarded regardless of whether you had a religion or not.

so ill tell you now.. the sex thing was a joke like many of the other things i say up here.. but this is not. religion is a very touchy subject. if you have an opinion of another religion that would obviously or even slightly have a chance of making somebody feel uncomfortable, dont say it. simple as that. theres no need to go around spreading your beliefs to everybody and condemning those that dont believe in what you do.. thats what happened back with the crusades.. with all those people dying for the sake of religion.. thats not what faith is about. violence is stupid. i personally dont think theres a need for 'conversion' missionaries either... i mean helping others is great and i like that side of missionaries.. but converting everyone? unnecessary. just help them and be glad that you did something good.

so please everyone. if you know things about a religion and theyre not nice then dont say them. we need more LOVE than HATE lol. promote unity. i know Muslims will agree with me here when i say that a small group of people does not represent the majority and things can get out of hand when sentiments like these are spread around. just be happy in what you do and be happy that other people are happy in what they do. enjoy the happiness of others, because like a candle flame, it cannot be diminished by sharing.

peace and happiness for all.

the twelve days of christmas

2005-12-15T22:12:00.000+11:00

so i was watching that show creature features and they were talking about the song THe Twelve Days of Christmas. lolol who remembers all the words ?! did you ever really stop to think about what the song was about?

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree.

on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

you know by the 12th day of christmas this guy would have 12 pear trees and 12 partridges. wtf kind of true love gives you that crap. merry christmas honey, 12 pear trees, 30 french hens and 42 geese a laying !

ooooooh! thank you so very much you faggot. now i live on a freaking farm and i smell like pears and manure.

on the other hand, on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me

five gooooooolden ringggggggssssss

so by the 12th day of christmas this guy would have 40 golden rings. come here my true love.

BUT who would want
- 12 drummers drumming
- 22 pipers piping
or 30 lords a leaping?

who the hell wants 30 overweight hairy men in tights leaping around their house? im sure this must have been the dreams of all the wonderful peasants back in the day.

little jack peasant child: mother mother, this year i want lords leaping around our mud and straw shack. it shall be ever so gay! do you not just adore it when things are so gay , mother?

dirty peasant mother: yes, would that not be ye olde splendid, my sonneth. so very gay indeed.

..though there are 9 ladies dancing on the 9th day and by the 12th day you would have 45 dancing ladies. okay so maybe my true love really does love me. mmm as long as theyre professional. exotic. dancers. not like some poor village girl who doesnt wash and smells like fish, dirt and farm animals.

okay you know what i found out after saying all that/ some people say that this song was an old deivce used to teach catholic kids about their faith. jesus is the partridge in the pear tree and the two turtle doves are the old and new testament. 12 lords a leaping arent the 12 apostles. 11 pipers piping are the apostles, save Judas Iscariot who betrayed jesus.

go here http://www.cresourcei.org/cy12days.html
its actually quite interesting.. but may be another one of those conspiracy theories.. theres not enough evidence to support the for or against argument so just read it and be a little wiser.. because every woman is looking for an intelligent man. so really by learning about religion youre increasing your chances of sex. LOL jk ladies. not kidding gents.

okay? enjoy holidays everybody.. only a week or so till christmas. happy holidays.

australia is not a racist country.. bullshit

2005-12-13T22:14:00.000+11:00

australia may not be an openly racist country. in fact, there are many people who are very nice to 'ethnics' and like to learn about our culture and stuff. but then there are those others. heaps of them. they have strong opinions but dont often express them because they are afraid. then something like one nation and pauline hanson comes along and all these people think okay its alright to think like i do now - GET OUT YOU FCKN ETHNICS. or something happens like what happened in cronulla and maroubra and theres shit going on everywhere.

*im not racist but..*

*middle eastern extraction*

*middle eastern appearance*

*ethnics*

*the ethnic community*

right look at moi look at moi look at moi. now ive got 2 words to say to you people:

lolol you tell em, child

stolen!

2005-12-08T21:32:00.000+11:00

hehe stolen off guangs blog ! we havent spoken in ages guang. like.. 5 years? wow. anyway heres the lovely quiz thing that i found on g's blog.

[1] First grade teacher's name: Mrs Fricke (*Fricky* lol no joke)

[2] Last words you said: ask ms slocombe if shes got any yr 7 kids

[3] Last song you sang: 'why do birds suddenly appear..' (a very short duet with tien !!)

[4] Last person you hugged: mum. actually she hugged me =P

[5] Last thing you laughed at: FUTURAMA!!

[6] Last time you said I don't remember: I do not recall.

apparently there's no question 7.

[8] What are you listening to right now: sound of my keyboard

[9] What colour socks are you wearing: invisible colour.

[10] What's under your bed: carpet

[11] What time did you wake up today: 7.45am then I went back to sleep. got out of bed at 10.40

[12] Current taste: I just burped so umm. banana.

[13] Current hair: short. long side burns!!1percentagesign haha the days of the mushroom are long gone.

[14] Current clothes: poor green cargo pants, white chesty bonds ! oh and boxers =]

[15] Current annoyance: money. cant get enough.

[16] Current longing: to have more money

[17] Current desktop picture: some xp background called ‘peace’

[18] Current worry: vce scores on Monday GAH

[19] Current hate: people things. relationships can get so difficult you just want them to all go away. but you don’t. and then you get frustrated. shit.

[20] Current favourite article of clothing: jeans. singlet that fits properly.

[21] Favourite physical feature of the opposite sex: the batoks. lolol or maybe.. hair. or face !

[22] Last CD that you listened to: my sisters pussy cat dolls one

[23] Favourite place to be: in bed. with friends. my room.

[24] Least favourite place: somewhere where I don’t know anyone.

[25] Time you wake up in the morning: normally 6.30 – 6.45 now its holidays so between 11.30 and 2.30 LOL

[26] If you could play an instrument, what would you play: the Cambodian violin ! tro as its known. or the cambo xylophone yeahyeah that’s hot. I did play the saxophone for 3 years but I got bored.

[27] Favourite colour: Blue

[28] Do you believe in an afterlife: yes.. many afterlives

[29] How tall are you: 185 cm I think it was or 6 foot? I forget.

[30] Current favourite word/saying: I don’t think I have one now

[31] Favourite book: don’t have one now. nothing comes to mind cause I haven’t read in aaaages

[32] Favourite season: summer or autumn

[33] One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: me.

no question 34 either.

[35] Where do you want to go: everywhere

[36] What is your career going to be like: fulfilling

[37] How many kids do you want: 2. help me pick out their names ! English name, cambo name and a Chinese name hohoho

[38] What kind of car will you have: a roadworthy one

[have you ever...]

[39] Said "I love you" and meant it: yes

[40] Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc: yeah. MAGPIE fckn bird. sif attack an 8 year old CHILD ON A BIKE.

[41] Been to L A: no

[42] Been to Florida: nay

[43] Been to California: ditto

[44] Been to Hawaii: running out of words for no

[45] Been to Las Vegas: nah.. I think we know where this quiz comes from now

[46] Been to China: YEAHYEAH last year. omg holidays with friends is indupitably fantasmagorical.

[47] Been to Canada: no

[48] Danced naked: no.

[49] Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: no

[50] Wanted to be the opposite sex: I think every guy dreams about it but wont admit it. you know what every guy would do if he were a woman for a day? go and get a mirror and a cucumber. you figure out the rest.

[51] Had an imaginary friend: nooooo

[52] Do you have a crush on someone: I don’t think you would call it that no

[53] What book are you reading now?: I will be reading some yr 12 text soon. romulus my father or the curious incident of the dog in the night time.

[54] Worst feeling in the world: sorrow

[55] What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning: shiiiiit.

[56] How many rings before you answer: how ever long it takes for me to get to the phone. sometimes I don’t answer.

[57] Future daughter's name: Emily!! lol I have yet to decide on a nice cambo name for her. and I have ideas for Chinese name but I need the right combination.

[58] Future son's name: cube! wait that’s tiens son. Einstein, Pythagoras? haha jk I dunno. id like a nice non-bogan name. cambo name could be Sarak after a famous old school boxer. ditto for my daughters Chinese name

[59] Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no. do you sleep with a blow up doll?

[60] If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be: gynaecologist specializing only in models. the guy that made that rubber suit for Jessica alba. Jessica alba’s masseuse =]

[61] Wish you were here: somewhere fun

[62] College plans: I am at college. stupid Americans. its called UNIVERSITY.

[63] Piercing: nope. my mum would get pissed and my dad would kill me. if my mum didn’t first.

[64] Do you do drugs: oh sure. all that demazin claratyne telfast shit. I remember that guy that sent an email to the whole school telling us how to extract codeine from panadeine tablets. lol his ass got busted bad.

[65] Do you smoke: nope. but im SMOKINNNN omg lame.

[66] Who are your best friends: that’s for me to know

no sixy seben

[68] What are you most scared of: rejection

[69] What clothes do you sleep in: birthday suit.. covered with boxers and tshirt

[70] Who is the last person that called you: my mum

[71] Where do you want to get married: at home

[72] If you could change anything about yourself what would that be: body shape and.. many other things

[73] Who do you really hate: again that’s for me to know

[74] Been In Love: yeah I think so. why bother? just bash your head repeatedly against a wall and itll hurt less.

[75] Are You Timely Or Always Late: timely. rarely tardy.

[76] Do You Have A Job: pharmacy boy

[77] Do You Like Being Around People: often.

[78] Best feeling in the world: good feeling.

[79] Are you for world peace: yeah I wish for someone to piss all over the world

[80] Are you a health freak: haha at the moment YES.

[81] Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: umm.. intelligent! asian. haha me no racist. just have preference. phuc dat bich.

[82] Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: yeah. but want can mean many things

[83] Are You Lonely Right Now: I guess not

[84] Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: yes. what if I find no one =[ ill end up like that primary school teacher who had breast cancer so she lost 1 tit and she lived with 100 farm animals. ITS BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T GET MARRIED GAHH.

[85] Do You Want To Get Married: see 84.

[86] Do You Want Kids: of course. didn’t you already ask me how many ? AND their names? stupid Americans.

[in the last 48 hours, have you...]

[87] Cried: no. I bet all the girls have. omg. girls.

[88] Bought Something: yes. that’s whats making me feel so tight about money.

[89] Gotten Sick: yeah my penis threw up all over my hand this morning. LOLjk

[90] Sang: in my head yes

[91] Said I Love You: yeah to that sexual guy in the mirror xD

[92] Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them: yeah maybe

[93] Met Someone New: no you cant really call it that.

[94] Moved On: from..?

[95] Talked To Someone: yes.

[96] Had A Serious Talk: everything I say is serious.

[97] Missed Someone: all the time

[98] Hugged Someone: yeah

[99] Kissed Someone: no

[100] Fought With Your Parents: no

[101] Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With: no

[102] Had a lot of sleep: YES. bless the holidays. HOLY DAYS IS WHAT THEY ARE. holy days for the tired. mmmm amen.

random thoughts

2005-12-06T21:21:00.000+11:00

today i had a random thought. well everyday i have random thoughts but you know.. i was thinking about my job.

now i suppose most of you who are reading this know that i work in a pharmacy and as such i have to deal with people's personal medications with the utmost professionality. hm. and i think i do that. well at least i show it. and i guess its not professional to be blogging about it on the net but yeah im a bored teenager and im not using names so whatcha gonna do?

okay. the main thing id like to talk about is yucky old people buying sex stuff. lololol. sex stuff. YEAHYEAH omg i just think about them all differently after they buy it. after i give them a smile and tell them to have a nice day. aiiiiiiiyahhhhhhhhh. cause theyre like 50? 55?

aaaaaaaiiiiiiyaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

and im standing at the register and an old guy with grey hair.. pretty umm. round? okay lets just say fat. yeah so he comes in the back door, quickly looks down at the condoms (which are in the BACK CORNER on the BOTTOM shelf.. near the anti-fungal stuff lol) and picks TWO boxes, and puts them down in front of me. and i charge him.

*have a nice day =]*

as instructed by my boss:
'we have to protect our customers' privacy'

i put the condoms in a paper bag before putting them in a plastic bag. hahaha.. and you know what? it didnt really embarrass me that i was charging him. its just my job. but i think HE was embarrassed? because he put the boxes upside down on the counter. so no one could see what an atrocious act he was (planning on) committing. yeah but anyway.

once there was a cambo man who was completely opposite. VERY OPEN ABOUT IT. i mean like open about his. appendage, shall we call it? his ding dong. his one eyed trouser snake. the salami. his third leg. yeah his appendage. cause i asked him what he used this medication for (cream) and he was like

FOR MY BALLS (in cambo)

and im like = um. sorry?

FOR MY BALLS. *points to his crotch*

nick: ohhh. right. okay then. ill just ask the pharmacist *cheesy grin*

lol i wanted to burst out laughing. nothing like that has happened in a while. except when i walked past an oldddd oldddddd curry guy who let out a huggeeeeeee windyyyyyy fart that was like oh. lord. have mercy.

oh and a few weeks ago some cambo dad.. about 45 or so. came and bought some DE-SENSITISING SPRAY. and the brand was STUD 100 baahaha. now i had forgotten what that was for so i went to look at it after he left. de-sensitising spray, children, is to make the penis less sensitive to stimuli and thus it prevents pre-mature ejaculation.

nick upon finding out: = OH LORD. EW I FEEL SO DIRTY. like a WHORE.

hahaha but i got over it. but still. its like. selling it to your father. very disturbing feeling indeed.

looks like my one random thought inspired all of this shit i just wrote. mmm. i shall blog some more another time alritey?

gnite all.

borrrredddddddddd

2005-12-03T22:32:00.000+11:00

ooooomg i am so boredom. boredness. you could cut the boredness with a knife its so damn thick. yeah what can i say.

i found my father on the internet. LOLOL omg i was looking at this site about cambos in nz (the sexiest and coolest come from wellington of course) and it led me to an online encyclopaedia of nz. and so they had this article about cambodians and i look at it and i see this black and white photo about scholarship students in the 70s and ..IS THAT PA? IT IS. WOW. my fah-der soh famous ah! yes that was a surprise. i learnt he was one of 6 science students from camboland to study in nz on the colombo scholarship plan. and now hes an accountant. bahaha.

okay so now i think you can see how bored i am cause im talking about my fathers academic past. ohlord what can i do. its too early to sleep? dont tell me to masturbate. lolol. im practicing self-restraint here. like that movie 40 days 40 nights or whatever. see how long i can last ay? till exam results come out.. dont jeopardise your grades by being un-holy while theyre being corrected haha.

riteo good-niteo fromo nicko at-o red-o rooster-o

last day of spring

2005-11-30T21:12:00.000+11:00

you know what me hearties? today is the last day of spring! hayfever be goneee.. although i must say i only had about a weeks worth of bad hayfever this year.. which is not too bad i guess. and now its time for summer.. hot sticky nights.. mmm i could so turn that into something sensually sexual but i wont. actually i guess i have now since all of you are thinking about it. YEAHYEAH YOURE DIRTY TOO =P

anyway. its been a week since i blogged. it seems like an age. an aeon. a very very very long stretch of time. and for the most part, i dont remember whats happened. oh yes.. i think perhaps the most eventful event since that time has been the glen waverley secondary college year 11 formal 2005. at the lovelily homosensual golden sands reception centre. opposite burwood kmart. with the lovely old waitress woman yelling at us to get out of the way in her exotic greek accent. ah the memories. white people music almost 100% thanks to the people in charge of music. skaties winning all the prizes thanks to the rigging by the skaties. lol okay maybe it wasnt rigged.. maybe it was just that the asians didnt vote. but hey. i like to point fingers.

overall it wasnt too bad i guess. i had a pretty okay time. and i wanna do it again so i guess thats a plus. lol maybe i just want to take more pretty pictures of people.

tomorrow. 34 degrees. going to see harry potter. YAY. i think i may be the only person on the planet who hasnt read any of the books. at least im using my free movie ticket. so im getting something for nothing. always good.

what else can i say.. ohhh happy birthday sherry!! sherry is now 18 oooooomg get me some porn and alcohol now. haha and shes becoming vegetarian!! go sherry. thats dedication to Buddhism for ya. shell be reborn into something better than me for sure x]

moving on..cleaning up my room recently. year 11 has left me with a mound of books and notes about half a metre high. my lord. amazing.

lots of little random things im listing here. just whatever is popping into my head. i learnt some hakka yesterday!

yit ngi sam see ng lug chit bat giu sip

ohoho i can now count in 5 dialects of chinese =] now i can impress pretty girls from 5 different dialect groups lol.. if i learn hainamese its 6. shanghainese is 7. hokchiu is 8. haha have yet to meet a hokchiu person actually.

OKAYYYYYY anyway i think thats all i can think of for now. i feel like doing one of those 'get to know me' quizzes again. and putting it here.

ill be back later friends =]

ohlord.

2005-11-22T17:51:00.000+11:00

do you know what evil thought came into my head just then?

I AM

BECOMING

MY

...MOTHER

oooooooooooohhhh nooooooooooooo =O

you know why? IM WATCHING SERIES (plural for series? serieies maybe)

chinese - qian jin bai fen bai
korean - full house

well not watching them.. well kinda. watching and burning and burning while watching etc. almost done so i can give them all back to jenny tomorrow. so her BF (yes jenny it means *Best Friend*) can watch them. and my freakin goodness is my father annoying me right now.

padre: what are you taping?
nick: that. *points to tv*
padre: why?
nick: cause it didnt work when i tried to copy the cd
padre: why?
nick: i dont know. it just couldnt copy
padre: why?
nick: BECAUSE IT JUST CAME UP WITH AN ERROR AND IT DIDNT WORK.
padre: is it a dvd or vcd?
nick: vcd.

PADRE STOPS.

finally. i dont know why he kept asking WHY. WHY? gah i was fuming at him for about 1 minute lol. then i got over it.

okayy ill be back later you avid followers of my life =]

STOLEN

2005-11-21T22:05:00.000+11:00

..from tracy's deviantart page http://jozae.deviantart.com/ !! the three quiz:

Three names you go by
1. Nick
2. Nicholas
3. my lord

Three screen names you've had
1. ah nick
2. lil_azn_ganxta_boi (oh how we remember dem azn pryder daiz..)
3. nick (naturally)

Three physical things you like about yourself
1. my scar =]
2. my fingers
3. my..eyelids? earlobes! or maybe my collarbone? OMG i know. my height.

Three physical things you don't like about yourself
1. my collection of fat cells.
2. acne
3. it takes too long for my ugly scars to heal

Three parts of your heritage
1. cambodian
2. teo chiu chinese
3. born a kiwi

Three of your everyday essentials
1. food
2. air
3. water

Three things you are wearing right now
1. band aid
2. id bracelet
3. necklace

Three of your favorite bands/musical artists
1. Pharrell Williams
2. Jay Chou
3. Aaliyah

Three of your favorite songs
1. Shan Hu Hai - Jay and Lara
2. On Bended Knee - Boyz II Men
3. Sway - Bic Runga

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months
1. Lose collection of fat cells
2. something new?
3. something ive failed at before?

Three things you want in a relationship
1. another person
2. humour
3. intelligence

Two truths and a lie
1. i am sitting here in my boxers
2. i want someone to talk to me
3. im hungry

Three things about the opposite sex that appeal to me
1. ASS. bahaha jk.. i like.. hair =] like the kind on the head.
2. INTELLIGENCE
3. easy-going nature

Three of your favorite hobbies
1. sleeping
2. being still
3. listening

Three things you want to do really badly right now
1. be the receiver of large amounts of money
2. have a faster computer so my damn series can all be burned
3. see lisas dress so i can get a matching whatever

Three careers you're considering
1. Pharmacist
2. Chairman of something
3. Women's doctor. Specialising in treating injuries sustained by models.

Three places I want to go on vacation
1. Cambodia
2. China
3. ohlord lets just say east and SE asia. and america, europe. more than three but what you gonna do question thingy?

Three things to do before I die
1. get married
2. have kids
3. see the world

Three celeb crushes
1. Jessica Alba
2. Natty.. forgot her full name. Noppharat Ratchaniwetmahadilokamangsurawatprathep or something ridiculously long and Thai like that.
3. Jessica Alba. yeah again.

my today

2005-11-19T22:51:00.000+11:00

hmmm. where is everybody tonight? off doing something interesting perhaps.. i think ill go to sleep soon cause theres NOTHING TO DOOOOOOOO omg but it feels good. it feels good being able to sleep after work knowing that there is NO FCKN HW. ohmylordy yes. now what? its time to watch all those chinese and korean series ive been putting off for the whole year lol. im such a fobbbbb. im so fob im fobulous. i suggest we start a movement: no more nigger this nigger that. FOB this and FOB that.

example usage:

1. what up fob? (how are you my friend?)

2. FOB PLEASE. (you must be joking, old chap!)

3. dont be such a fob! (dont spoil the fun, old bean!)

we shall call it: the fob movement. original innit. haha okay im just being random now.. start a movement if you like. like that make poverty history thing. it sounds like a cult the way they promote it:

- the 8 millennium goals
- silent march
- 8 minutes silence
- candles

..make poverty history? does that mean they had the largest gathering of poor, uneducated in-breds in one place in the world ever? make your meaning clear.

now randomly bouncing to something i thought of just then when *poor in-bred* came into my mind - GREENPEACE. these people annoy me. especially when theyre standing out on the streets of glen waverley trying to persuade people into giving them money or something. the bloody woman is wearing leather boots. wtf. SAVE THE ANIMALS.... FOR MY PRECIOUS BOOTS. she cant tell me that shes saving the earth.. or ASK ME TO, when she obviously cant be doing it herself if shes out in glenny handing out things. if she was serious shed be naked. or dressed in leaves.. but that would be hurting trees so yeah she should be naked. yelling things at people to save paper. and she should be just surviving on water to save the animals. but that would be robbing the world of precious resources so i think she should just go die so her nutrients can be recycled and she can save the worms and some vultures and stuff. yeah. now thats useful for everyone. die greenpeace woman.

OOOH i know!! ANOTHER RANDOM TOPIC. i want nephews and nieces!! YEAHYEAHYEAHHHHH!!!! pleaase jie jie!? haha my mums like NO! YOUR SISTER WILL WAIT. ITS GOING TO BE 2 YEARS AT THE EARLIEST. and im like awww =[ cause today at the pharmacy i was helping a lady with hayfever medication and her little girl grabbed my finger and smiled at me. awww i want NEPHEWS AND NIECES!! little kids are awesome.. until they grow up and become gay. garh. cherish the moments. i love little kids who speak their own language.. its so COOL. i cant say cute cause im a man. lol. gahhh little babies =]

anyway..getting over my fathering/uncle-ing desires, i also got free movie ticket from my boss! woot. lets go see another movie. not anything scary omg had enough blood and shit.

okay thats enough blog i think. sir nicholas retires for the evening. nite fobs.

its all over red rover

2005-11-18T21:15:00.000+11:00

how aussie is that saying. ew im ASSIMILATING. gross. lol anyway... EXAMS ARE ALL OVER!! but at this present moment im not feeling as happy as i thought i would. the feeling of the impending END of exams seems to be far more.. good.. than what i am feeling now. of course, there is the feeling of elation and relaxation and looking forward to all that the holidays bring.. but gahhh could i just NOT worry about my chinese exam? just.. if there was just a way that my exam would find its way into the hands of a very lovely examiner who will take pity on me and not mark me down harshly for my mistakes. i just want to get the mark backk NOW NOW NOW. 24 days to wait. three point five weeks and counting. pray for me.

ooookay exam bitch over. phuc dat bich. lol. now... i need to get my shirt and tie for the formal!! THIS WEEKEND. time is running out... wednesday looms ever closer dearies.. not really as excited as i could be. but doesnt matter. went to see SAW II today omg. i am never seeing a horror movie again. bloody hell who likes to scare themselves? i dont think thats a healthy thing is it? definitely not healthy for your brain.. and for people like me who hate ghosts and demons and all those freaky things that make you die. or the blood and guts of a dead man that make you squirm and feel like being sick.

THE WOMAN. WAS THROWN. INTO A HOLE. FILLED WITH DIRTY, USED SYRINGES. OOOOOOOMFFFFFFGGGGGGG. AND THEY WERE BREAKING AND STICKING INTO HER AND THERE WAS GLASS AND SHIT EVERYHWERE. and she was screaming AHHH AHHHHHHHH and the glass was shattering everyhwere GAHHHHHHHHHH omg that was really bad.

saw 1 was okay. it wasnt as bad as this one i think.. omg even saw 1 i saw at night and it didnt do anything to me.. but this one.. fckn in the day time and i felt like getting out of the cinema near the end. i was like okay i dont want to watch this shit anymore. this is too much. gory bastards.

alritey. i want to see something funny now. to take my mind off that. GARH. scary movie takes my mind off exams but keeps it on SCARY SHIT. now i need a funny movie to wash away the bloody gory shit. or a love story. thatd be nice. some korean one... thems koreans know a good love story.

currently listening to jay chou's new album - November's Chopin. some songs i dont really like.. but there are a few i really really do like. fa ru xue, hei se mao yi, feng and shan hu hai are all excellent. shan hu hai i like alot. i love duets. esp ballad duets - which duets usually are. i should mention that i love male-female duets. yeahhhhh. haha wonderful. zhuan shen li kai.. fen shou shuo bu chu laiiii.. awww.

now i have nothing left to say. have fun on holidays everybody =]

GNITE

today

2005-11-14T22:43:00.000+11:00

is the day where i only have one exam remaining. all year 11 exams over. now we wait for 3/4 chinese on thursday. must get in the mood. writing chinese everyday.

today was chem exam. was not too bad i hope. haha hope. cause you think you did good and then your mark turns out shit and youre like w t f. okay now randomly crapping on.

i dont have anything else to say really. i feel lang man. i mean.. romantic. haha CHINESE MOOD. mmm.. listening to honkie ballads.. puts me in a floaty, lovey dovey mood =]

okayyyyyy nitey nite all !

someday

2005-11-12T22:37:00.000+11:00

a really sad song that makes you go awww.. by *jj* lin jun jie.. and rough translation by me

一九四三
1943　
世界大戰　
the world was at war
阿嬤年輕的時候
grandma was still young
爺爺愛他那麼多　
grandpa loved her so much
他們感情很深
their feelings were so deep
但是爺爺　
but grandpa
身負重任　
had to fulfil his duty
就在離鄉的那夜
so on the night he left the village
給了阿嬤一個吻　
he gave grandma a kiss
輕聲說道
and said to her softly

我要離去　
i must leave
別再哭泣　
dont cry
不要傷心
dont be sad
請你相信我
please believe me　
要等待　
just wait
我的愛　
my love
陪你永不離開
will never leave you
因為會有那麼一天　
because there will be a day
我們牽著手在草原
when we will hold hands in the meadow
听鳥兒歌唱的聲音　
and listen to the birds sing
听我說聲　
listen to me
我愛你
i love you

*** *** ***
夕陽西下　
as the sun sets in the west
鳥兒回家　
the birds return home
阿嬤躺在病床上
grandma lies on her death bed
呼吸有一點散漫　
her breaths are short
眼神卻很溫柔
yet her eyes are soft and gentle
看著爺爺　
she looks at grandpa's
濕透的眼　
tear-filled eyes
握著他粗糙的手
and holds his old hands
阿嬤淚水開始流
tears begin to stream down grandma's face　
輕聲說道
and she says softly
我要離去　
i must leave
別再哭泣　
dont cry
不要傷心
dont be sad
請你相信我
please believe me　
要等待　
just wait
我的愛　
my love
陪你永不離開
will never leave you
因為會有那麼一天　
because there will be a day
我們牽著手在草原
when we will hold hands in the meadow
听鳥兒歌唱的聲音　
and listen to the birds sing
听我說聲　
listen to me
我愛你
i love you.

awwwwww wasnt that sad kiddies? maybe lost a bit in translation but in chinese its a heart-wrenching tear-jerker lol.

its almost over

2005-11-12T20:57:00.000+11:00

well i havent blogged in about a week. 7 days. saw this girl on monday.. took her for a drink on tuesday.. we made.. lol. anyway exams will do that to you. eat your time. you can never get that time back you know.

english was okay. 3 hours of writing. oooooohmylord my hand hurt after that. developing even further that little red dint in my middle finger. i think i got pretty *intimate* with the exam... perhaps not to the extent of *raping* it but i think i did pretty okay. english is like my better subject anyway and my teacher likes me =] hohoho.. general maths i thought was a bit gay but i got 69% which brings my semester average up to 69.5% HAHAHA oh yeah. methods i thought was alright. 88% is a lucky number but not as lucky as 100. bio im content with. 90% oh yeah. okay i dont know why im telling the whole world my exam marks.. i think its like a therapy thing. help me explain emily? something to do with my mind.. have to get everything out.

yes. 2 more left. chem and then yr 12 chinese OMG. scared.

OKAY NOW. todays events. were kinda weird.. weird negative vibes in the pharmacy. very busy day kaching kaching for the cash registers but one of my bosses had a 2 second hissy fit and the other one got a hissy fit chucked at him by some random white lady. so I was just putting stuff on the shelf and my boss asks one of the other pharmacy assistants “is there any more bisolvon cough syrup in the store room?” and the assistant is like *bisolvon..*
boss: can you run upstairs and check for me?
assistant: bisolvon.. upstairs..
boss: ILL GO IEM, ILL GO. OKAY?
and she gets all pissed off and storms around looking for the key and greasing off iem hahaah and then iem gets the message and takes the key. omg. I was like OMG WTF. pms mate. normally that boss is really nice. but she got over it quick. that was kinda freaky.

second. pharmacy was full of people. all Asians as usual. but then there were these two aussie ladies being served by my other boss and they were talking for ages about something but I dunno what. cause my boss always like to serve the white people yeah cause theyre so important and we want them all to be happy in case they tell their friends somewhere from consumer affairs or whatever LOL SO. they were talking for aaaages and then the old woman, like 60 something. grey hair, skinny, wrinkly, old battleaxe. she was probably not married. I can just tell by the way she looks that shed probably be a ‘miss’ smith or something. but anyway. SHE HAD AN OUTBURST. all of a sudden she was just like IM NOT HAPPY WITH THIS SHOP!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.. OUTRAGEOUS!! and my boss was like *I cant sell it to you.. I have to protect people you know* .. PROTECT PEOPLE?! THAT’S RIDICULOUS>> ABSOLOUTELY DISGUSTED!!!!!!!!! and she fully stormed out of the shop with the other lady walking behind.. while all these Asians were clearing the way for her.. LOLOL omg that was awkward. how embarrassing for her. and for everyone in the shop.. random angry outbursts do not go down well with asians who save face in every possible way.

I think my boss refused to sell her some really strong medicine or something. geez woman. he does it to stop you from killing yourself. and you fully explode in your random white person way. sometimes I think aussie people are much too liberated. I mean im not a communist or anything.. but don’t you think that theres a good side to how Asians are quiet and don’t start yelling abuse when theyre angry? of course they’ll bear a grudge in other ways.. like never buying from the shop again and fully back stabbing the owners and shit.. but they don’t start yelling and losing face all over the place.

anyway.. other than that my day at work wasn’t too bad. met a lot of people today. all old but you know.. oh youre so and so’s son! blah blah blah.. and random mando people.. cambo and teochew regulars.. talked to freds dad in teochew oh yeah. that’s all I remember now.

okay good night all. its almost over!!

a quote i like

2005-11-05T20:46:00.000+11:00

Life's but a walking shadow,
A poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more:
It is a tale told by an idiot,
Full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

- Macbeth

..and part of a song

藉口 - Excuse
by Jay Chou 周杰倫

翻著我們的照片
looking through our photographs
想念若隱若現
you can barely see how much i really miss you
去年的冬天
in winter last year
我們笑得很甜
our laughter was so sweet
看著妳哭泣的臉
looking at your weeping face
對著我說再見
saying to me goodbye
來不及聽見
i heard it too late
妳已走得很遠
and you had already gone far away
也許妳已經放棄我
maybe you have already let go of me
也許已經很難回頭
maybe it is already too hard to go back
我知道是自己錯過
i know it was me that was wrong
請再給我一個理由說妳不愛我
please give me another reason to say why you dont love me.

ayayayayay

2005-11-04T21:10:00.000+11:00

love you veeeeeery much. ayayayayay think youre grand. doo doo doo doo doooo

lol okay. yesterday i typed some stuff on here and then it all got lost somehow motherfck. so now im typing again and some stuff that was on here yesterday may or may pop up again but its not like you would know that so it doesnt matter. =] moving on.

wednesday was really hot. so hot in fact when i came home i had a shower. a cold cold shower. and then when i got out of the shower it was so warm i dried up quick. but then i got into my SARONG LOLOL. oh yeahhhh. struttin round the house in my sarong like a real cambo man. my my is that silk cooling. must wear it again in summer. look like a fob when answering the door hahaha. uhh uhh sorryy.. you can see by the way i dress that i cannot speak english.

speaking of which some guy from world vision came to my door yesterday after school. he knocked and i was upstairs so i was like gahh if i dont move he'll go away. so i waited. then he rang the doorbell so i was like OMFG okay fine. so off i go to the door. and being the lazy bastard i am i didnt even bother to take the key. and also cause i never open the door to strangers. so i look the window at the side of the door and the guys back is to me. hes just staring at nothing waiting for someone to answer. so i stand there staring at him waiting for him to make his move lol. and HE JUST STANDS THERE ohmylord. so i tap on the window and he turns around.

*curry accent*

curry guy: hallo my nehm is ramy from vorld wision.
nick: *stare* yep.
curry guy: *points to door* i vould like to talk to you about something for doo minutes? *makes peace sign to emphasise two minutes*
nick: no sorry i have to go now bye. *points back and walks away*

im such a bitch haha. but yeah its not like i would have sponsored the kid anyway so i was actually saving him some time. see im a good person. saving his time so he can go find someone who cares lolol.

okay thats about all for now cause i cant remember anything else. met joyce for 2mins at the station today. and.. ngoc on the bus. haha have not seen her in a while..

yes good luck again everyone. study hard and cram cram cram =]

what lovely weather we are having

2005-10-31T18:30:00.000+11:00

yes. you cannot disagree with me there. unless of course you hate nice weather in which case youre stupid. went to tuition this morning and finished at 12. went to get lunch from fat key. haha ok thats the chinese name... now i see why they called it glen waverley bbq restaurant instead. theres no nice way to romanise it. faht key. faht gei? fart kee. lol. yes cha siu rice is good.

sitting at the station noticing that they didnt give me a fork when i thought : hmmm.. LOVELY WEATHER. grandpa nick saying #1. but really. today the weather is really lov.. nice. very very nice indeed. felt like sitting under a treee and talking all afternoon. not to myself of course. but anyway i just ended up coming home and eating my rice hohoho.

bludged for ages. then started doing bio sac. due wednesday. dastardly. grandpa nick word #2. on my waaaay to the computer i saw one of my sisters girlfriend magazines. HOW TO MASTURBATE. saw that on one a while ago. thought to myself: that is completely inappropriate for the age demographic of that magazine. grandpa nick saying #3. i have a right mind to write a letter to those women. haha no i didnt think that. not thaaaaaaat old.

now blogging to procrastinate. dont want to do bio thing. i was really pumped to do it for like 2 minutes when i found this gold mine of info and then i lost that feeling lol. now im here. my thoughts turn to food. too many carbs these past few days. grr. its like 6.17pm already freakin daylight savings. thank you so much farmers.

one more day left of long weekend. MUST STUDY UP DAMN HELL CRAP. exams so close and studying.. so far behind. all these sites about birht control stored in my favourites. lol what will my family think. ITS FOR BIO OKAY.

noooo what are you thinking ah? birth control ? DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID SON. youll ruin your future.

okay recent developments since i started typing this shit:

mother: NICK! LOOK AT YOUR SISTERS TOp. HAVE you seen it? its covered with *KMAOICH* (ghosts)!

nick: what? you mean like.. ghosts? or skulls?

sister from her room: skulls

mother: what do you call it? skull?

nick: yeah.

mother: ohh.. covered in SKULLs!! .....................but in nice colours. i like them.

nick: mm hmm. yes once again another random comment from my mother. first its weird because its got ghosts on it then its nice because of the pretty colours. hahaha what is learned from this : mum is awesome.

RANDOM COMMENT #2 from mother

oooooooh is pa cooking? what are you cooking pa?

dad: said something i didnt hear

mother: is there any bai? did you dam bai yet? (cook rice yet?)

dad: no..

mother: HAH! you cant cook without having rice! THIS IS CALLED THE MANS COOKING.

nick: tee hee *the mans cooking*

okay enough bullshit for now. or as my chinese tutor says *bull-shit-uh* lol. time to get back to biooooooooooo. oh! hello female reproductive system...

the week in review

2005-10-28T22:26:00.000+10:00

you know every day that i didnt blog this week there was something i wanted to blog about. and i kept telling myself id write them down. but i didnt. and now im here trying to recollect all of the wonderfully random and pointless things that i wanted to tell the world about.

gahhhhh. lesson - write down things.

anyway. tuesday. english teacher was sitting at the back of the class to mark our oral presentations. kids sitting around her. steph mu comes in and doesnt see teachers books on the desk. *pumps fist in air and smiles* YES SHES NOT HERE!! *sees teacher directly in front of her* OH. UMM> ha. ha. JUST KIDDING. *sits down* lolol fully wreckkkked maaate.

learning about reproduction in biology. always an interesting subject. sperm. egg. vagina. penis. did you know that in EACH TESTE, yes IN EACH BALL there is about 500 metres of tubing where sperm are made. SO THERES A KILOMETRE OF TUBES IN MY BALLS. which produce the 400 FREAKIN MILLION SPERM that come out with each ejaculation. hohoho BOOYAH 400 million. theoretically i could impregnate all the women of australia 40 times each. bahaha but whod want to do that. ok. and.. umm. OH. MORNING GLORY. also known as the erection that boys wake up with each morning.. that is a mechanism to stop us peeing while we sleep. because the urethra is closed off or something. INTERESTING AINT IT.

mr doyle: so yeah it stops men urinating at night
danielle: *how convenient*
nick: BHAHAH

danielle sent me a picture of snake penises. omffffffg i was like WHAT THE HOLY FCK. SNAKES HAVE TWO PENISES?!? oooooooooohmylord. she took a photo in thailand not knowing what it was. um.. they were. i wont post it on here cause its grotty. THEN SHE TOUCHED IT. BAHAHAH!! aww poor innocent danielle. how could you NOT know. looks like a boys.. but smaller. and theres 2. omfg i cant get over that. apparently it only uses one though. pffft. talk about a waste of resources.

what else..... formal coming up!!! issues with tables lol. but its all sorted now. praise heaven. okay forgot what else happened.

EXCEPT ONE MORE THING TODAY ooooooooohme oh my. waiting for bus at the station after tuition. and there she was just a walking PAST me. a sexy sexy asian girl. wowwww. like she was a NAUGHTY GIRL. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY. but omg i was like straining out of the corner of my eye to look. lolol. and glancing smoothly so she wouldnt notice. but of course shes gonna fckn notice. its what she WANTS. short white shorts. thin yellow top. plunging neck line. no bra. yes, i could tell. and she jingled when she walked. ohhhhh damn. i was like nooooo come back. CATCH MY BUS. lol. come back my nasty 20 something girl!!

ok then i saw another okay asian girl.. with a tattoo on the small of her back. nyum nyum. but she was basically pretty covered. compared to nasty girl. lol. compared to nasty girl a bloody prostitute is well covered. HOHOHO.

okay enough of the perverty adventures of sir nicholas.

must go and write another chinese essay. good night all. happy studying for 4 day weekend =]

STOLEN!! ...off peters blog lol

2005-10-24T22:38:00.000+10:00

1. Copy and Paste in your blog
2. BOLD anything true
3. Leave plain anything untrue

001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more Television than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own lots of books.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I LIKE to play video games
008. I’ve tried marijuana
012. I believe honesty is the best policy.
013. I have acne free skin.
014. I like and respect Michael Jackson. (as a musician)
015. I curse frequently. in my mind hohoho
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. possibly
017. I have a hobby.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. wtf hardcore gangster mofo bullshit ma dizzle
020. I've never broken anyone else's bones. does a nose count? i hit a guy in the nose with my umbrella once in gr 4.. bastard deserved it LOLOL people actually came up and congratulated me after =]
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. if i love you you shall know my secrets.
023. I love rain. how very romantic. nick = die hard romantic
024. I’m paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now. as usual.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes. sometimes so fast i blur things together. but people still get me. hohoho
030. I have semi-long hair. HAHAH i did. bang bang azn mushroom
031. I have lost money at a casino.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister. one older sister one younger
033. I was born in a country outside Australia. oh yeah go nz
034. I shave my legs. wtf you metro homo emo bastard.
035. I have a twin. yeah tien!! we look so alike its unbelievable. lol
037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. i do.
038. I like the way I look. at times.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months. probably. little white lies i think. like *are you listening* *oh. yeh..*
040. I know how to do cornrows. i dont even know wtf a cornrow is
041. I am usually pessimistic. in the most delightfully sarcastic way
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized. isnt it?
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot. GAH IS THERE LIKE AN OPPOSITE OF BOLD? like NEGATIVE AGREE WITH THIS. shes gone all fat and hoey now.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I think that I’m popular. no.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex. grandpa or father count?
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. er no.
053. I love to shop. not really
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto. fo shizzle.
056. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. HAHAH my dad used to tell me it was something *high class* people do. and i was like no dad its what poofters do.
057. I’m obsessed with my blog! on occasions yes.
058. I don’t hate anyone. not true.
059. I’m a pretty good dancer. haha sif
060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. ps I DONT CARE
061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. noooo im not.
062. I have a mobile phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have been in a real relationship before. guess not.
068. I’ve rejected someone before. maybe..
069. I currently have a crush on someone. nope
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. kinda
071. I want to have children in the future. YES. BOY AND GIRL. someone help me pick their chinese names!!
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I’ve had the cops called on me before

haha okay well that took up about 20 minutes. shite. sweet dreams all.

2005-10-23T22:25:00.000+10:00

LOLOL prime minister of cambodia for those of you who dont know. ps no one likes the bastard. nigga PLEASE

wowww

2005-10-21T21:47:00.000+10:00

i havent been on the net all week. ALL WEEK. WOW. and therefore havent blogged in a week or so. not since last saturday i believe? i kinda forgot the stuff that happened this week anyway. tuition. sore neck. free dress on thursday. also my sisters bday that day. gave her 20 bucks in an ang bao (haha what a fob i am) and a card (from fob shop lol).

my mum called my sisters friend a horse. BAHAHA.
*mother looking at photos of birthday party*

whos THAT girl? ohhh.. her. oh another one. shes pretty. everyone said she was pretty. whats her name? ohh okay.

next photo

YEEEEE WHOS THAT? SHES UGLY. SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE. sooooooooooh ugly!!

nick: BAHAHAHA HORSE.

asian parents are so direct and hilarious.

what else. ummmmmmmmmmmm errrrrrrrrr. yr 12s last day on tuesday. doesnt it make you feel sad? thats gonna be US next year. omggggg. can you imagine? 6 years of friendships. you bond closest to your high school friends. think i said that somewhere before. like primary school is more like okay lets play together youre my friend. now i hate you cause you have a new hat. okay now your my friend again lets play. but high school is different. you go through so much together. sigh. depressing thougt isnt it? of course youll stay in contact with some people.. but what about all the others? like theyre not really CLOSE but theyre still good friends? aiyah. its just emotions. taking me over. caught up in sorrow. lost in the songgggggg. lol.

AND lastly i was so bloody pissed off with my english teacher today. omfg. why does she have to be so freakin conservative and correct? so me and steph missed out on our sac because of our chinese oral exam last friday. and we ask if we can do it in class today. cause todays our double. and were not really doing anything that important anyway. and the teacher just goes all uncomfortable-looking and says
*ohh you have to re schedule another time with mr imam*
BLAH BLAH BULLSHIT BULLSHIT I DONT WANT TO GET IN TROUBLE CAUSE IM GAY
*.. if i do it for you i have to do it for everyone.. *
THERES ONLY ONE FREAKIN SAC LEFT AND ITS AN ORAL SO EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO DO IT IN CLASS ANYWAY YOU STUPID STUPID WOMAN
*... and i didnt bring the questions with me so you cant do it.*
SO GO AND GET THEM YOU COW

omg i was so frustrated with her. when we went to see mr imam he was wondering why we couldnt do it in our double. SEE? EVEN MR IMAM AGREES WITH US YOU COW. gahh okay. so now i have to sacrifice my free double period on tuesday to do it. GRRRRRRRR. FCK YOU.

speaking of mr imam.. reminds me of the yr 12 final assembly on tuesday. funny stuff hahaha. *the apprentice* style stuff with co ordinators having to make impressions of mr schiller. and then they get fired by him if they suck balls. hahaha mr francis was really good. he even got mr schillers movements right. and his *yelling* style of speech giving. MR PENSO GOT A PIE IN THE FACE BAHAHAHA that was hilarious. and he was like wrapped in black garbage bags. looked like a clown in the rubbish bin. LOLOLOL. mr gray got booed while walking up to the stage. everyone else got cheered. mr gray got cheered by some by booed by all the boys up the back. HOW EMBARRASSING. he lost so much face man. so lucky his kids werent there.

anyway i think thats enough. maybe i wont blog for another week? oooh lord. so many assessments coming up. 3 math tests. 2 english sacs (could be 1 if i didnt have a constipated cow for a teacher). chem sac. then holiday monday. holiday cup day. school wednesday. last day thursday. tuition friday. study over weekend. study monday. THEN EXAMSSSSSSS OOOOOOOOOOMG. i am so afraid. 4 essays in 3 hours. stupid english.

good luck everyone!! happy studying and good night.

gah d day

2005-10-14T23:02:00.000+10:00

so i was gonna blog about my chinese oral exam today. but now i cbf cause ive told everyone about it on msn so many times hahaha. all us chinese people yabbering about our examiners. i had quite nice ones. hope they think i was good. cause im black. hohoho. update tomorrow.

what am i thinking?

2005-10-12T20:04:00.000+10:00

what is lord nicholas thinking now..?

well. my dad just yelled at my sister because she said something about a concert. and how something something blah blah blah.. and shes all upset about it and shit.. i think my dad was just tired and pissed for no reason. lol i get that from him. and apparently he was like *you always talk about dancing! what about school? look at your brother! why cant you work hard like him?*

oh dear. if only he knew how *hard* i work. meaning that many times i dont work hard. though i guess i do most of the time. kinda. and my sisters like *nick is always SLEEPING.*
dad: well its better to sleep so you have energy to WORK rather than going DANCING.
sister: i dunno what else they said cause i wasnt there.

sister later.. : im not nick! i cant be like nick! etc etc.

aww. i cant imagine what it feels like to be my sister. cause really my hobbies are like sleeping and.. nothing much else lol. and being compared to an older sibling all the time.. i guess its hard.

but sometimes i think that my sister doesnt know when the hell to shutup. like shes having a bday party on saturday. and so my mum takes her to go buy *decorations* (sif have decorations omg waste money cause you throw them away la) and my dad takes her to buy all sorts of junk food. plus birthday cake. plus other shit ohmylord shes so fussy. its only her 14th. not even THAT SIGNIFICANT. so i can understand how my parents get pissed. and when shes in an argument shell keep GOING. louder and louder dear lord its so annoying. i would have just shutup and walked away. i learned that aaaaaaaaaaages ago when i was like 9. NINE. shes 14 and still dont get it. aiyah.

but that lead to me not talking to my dad very much. but hey. it saves my face. i dont get yelled at if i dont argue. so its all good. today my mum asked me to take the rubbish out and i got pissed at her lol. sometimes i just feel like my parents should make an effort to talk to me as little as possible. then id be happy. sometimes im not angry but i just dont want ANYONE to talk to me. except maybe a friend. but not parents. definitely not. i just end up yelling at them and then i get told off *why are you yelling at me? non respecting child* lol. and i just shutup and walk away.

walking away solves it all.

anyway. CHINESE ORAL THIS FRIDAY OMFG. taking half a day off tomorrow. coming home at lunchtime to start revising all my conversation notes. ill end up spending about 8-10 hrs on it i think. HAHAHA i hope. pleeeeeeeeeeease i hope its nice and easy and straightforward.

okay. off to study soon. and pray reallllllllly realllllllllllly harddddddddddddd.

gnite!

oh. really?

2005-10-08T22:32:00.000+10:00

was tuesday really the last time i blogged? goodness me its spc. that was a little while ago now wasnt it? i cant really remember everything that happened from then until now. well. i just remember last night till today.

last night was friday night. and. i went. to the city. arts centre. playhouse. to watch. CAMBODIAN DANCINGGGGG woohooooooooooo. lakhon kaol is awesome. masked dancers and stuff. yes so many things to say about it but i feel so lazy so i cbf. awesome costumes. and the music awakens your SOUL. makes me want to learn. then i get to wear that sexy cambo outfit. oooh yeah white collar jacket and chong kben. sexyyyyy.

yeah ok. heaps of cambos there last night. like all these people we knew lol. and heaps of white people too. good exposure of culture. and there were these three people who stood up down the front at the end to give the people a standing ovation. but no one else stood up. HAHAHAH so then they sat down. and these people were like all isolated. as in they were in different places in the audience. so its just three randoms standing up. then clapping and feeling awkard. then sitting down again. hahaha. but im glad they liked it. OOH SENIOR CULTURAL ADVISOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT FOR THE PRODUCTION WAS HIS EXCELLENCY CHHEM HIM. my dads cousin. oh yeah connections.

yes randomnesssssss. and i saw my lady emily!! hello dear. hahah juob knea at last. what interesting connections we have with each other.

lady emily: which ones your mum?
lord nicholas: umm.. see that lady over there? with the orange bag.
lady emily: ohhhhhhhhh.
lord nicholas: yeah. the lady next to her.

..lol

yes. and today this old grandma.. ok maybe about 60-65? about my grandmas age.. yeah cambo chinese granny came in to pharmacy wanting to buy some stuff to take to america with her. and shes like *which one can i take so that i wont get drunk? he he he* and i was like BAHAHAH omg. this granny knows how to party hard. and then my boss starts recommending stuff to her. HAHAHA what you do is you take aspirin first. then take Alcodol which is like a tablet for hangovers. you take that BEFORE you drink and supposedly the next morning you wont have a hangover. that was quite an interesting insight. my grandma learnt to drink beer after coming back from china couple years back. hohoho the drunken grandparents of cambodia. charming.

alright that shall do. i dunno what else to say. oh.

nick: did you go to see the lakhon at the arts centre, cheng?
cheng: i heard people talk about it.. but i didnt know where it was.
nick: oh.. in the city!
cheng: yeah.. for me its ok.. i might go to watch.. but my husband not interested. he just likes the singing girls from cambodia HEEHEEHEE only the pretty girl.

hahaha chengs funny. she misses cambodia.. aww. she said it feels more like having a holiday in australia than living here.. homesick. everyone suffers. she said it was good to be 17 and a student like me.. *no care about anything* and i was thinking.. maybe it isnt so bad after all. maybe.

oooooooomg

2005-10-04T21:21:00.000+10:00

i felt so frustrated before i just wanted to yell at everyone for no reason. that happens kinda often. just wanted to yell and scream and punch something. but im okay now. lol

doing bio sac essay thing. only supposed to be 800 words but im on 900 and kinda not nearly finished. sif doyle counts anyway. hes so shit at maths. may i remind you all of the time he gave me 10 marks less than what i should have got on my mid year exam. pfft. anyway

CHINESE ORAL NEXT FRIDAY OMFG. must memorise. everything. there are 54678 characters in the biggest chinese dictionary on earth. wu wan si qian liu bai qi shi ba ge! haha okay. what else. omg dogs are also following me everywhere.

yesterday i saw this little plastic toy dog that fell off a keychain or something on the stairss. so naturally i picked it up being the pov cambo i am. and everyone saw me with it and they were like YOU PICKED IT UP. FROM THE STAIRS. WE ALL SAW IT AND WE DIDNT PICK IT UP. and then i was giving it to carol and she gave it back to me. so we ended up in chem still with the dog (cute asian style dog thing) and i think we ended up leaving it in there. hahaha. and THEN. TODAY. I SAW ANOTHER DOG ON THE GROUND. a soft toy one. it was bigger. and i was like OMG CAROL LOOK. THEYRE OUT TO GET MEE.

and THEN after school we were walking around and ON THE ROAD. in front of (which bank? haha) THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE. ANOTHER SOFT TOY DOG. omgggggg. and carol was there too. carol? hmmmmm. jk.

in other news.. fobs getting drunk is fckn hilarious. a certain fob. like CHINA fob. like omg-so-unbelievably-well-trained-by-the-communists-super-freaky-maths-genius-first-language-chinese-esl FOB drinking VODKA. ALONE. IN JELLS PARK. TO CELEBRATE. BAHAHAHAHAH. after his/her chinese oral exam yesterday, he/she was so happy he/she went down to jells park armed with 200ml of vodka. and celebrated by drinking it all. alone. tee hee. i can imagine him/her swaying around on the playground with the bottle in one hand.. singing the chinese anthem. omg. chinas funniest home videos.

ok must get back to work. 4 weeks till the end of yr 11. then exams. shite shite shite. lord have mercy.

good night all.

what is my sexual style?

2005-10-01T21:51:00.000+10:00

You scored as Shy. You are shy, cute...but shy. There are a lot of people that find you attractive but you just aren't sure what to do.

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63%

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63%

Sweet

63%

Hot

31%

Wet

25%

Exciting

13%

Awkward

13%

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ahaha aww.. im soft shy and sweet!! POOFTER. bahaha

31% hot. oooh. and more wet than exciting. oh lord.

happy birthday

2005-10-01T21:50:00.000+10:00

...to my dear mother. yes today was her birthday and she forgot until like 2 days ago. ahahah.. just another day. anyway. just came back from dinner at oggis. pretty good italian food i guess. heaps of people. us being the only asians in the whole place hahaha.. bit of a change from when were in chinese restaurants.. but then i guess were like the only dark people there lol.

actually it was kinda like when we were in this chinese restaurant out in the country where there were all white people eating chinese with knives and forks. and we were the only asians sitting in the middle of the place. that was just a little too weird for me. and THE FOOD SMELLED LIKE ASS. it wasnt good. and they had chips at the buffet? oh yessa. aw-sen-tik chai-nees-ah food! FLIED POHTATOHS.

there were these two people - man and woman - sitting next to us on the other table and the guy was such a bogan. he was so freakin loud. like YEAH IM GONNA HAVE YOUR ARSE ON THE DANCE FLOOR IN A COUPLE HOURS. then 5 seconds later he was talking about some random topic - YEAH ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS GOOD CAUSE HES LIKE DIFFERENT FROM OTHER PEOPLE. and im thinking wtf shutup bogan. and my mums like *he's soh rood!* lol.

my mum said something about me *watching my figure* and im like oh lord. cause ive been eating more healthily of late. staying away from oil and fat and junk. and my dads like *youre not fat!* and im like *yeah... hm. BUT I WAS fatt(er)!!*

dad: no you werent!
nick: YEAH I WAS. I HAD BOOBIES. DID YOU SEE ME? LOOK. LOOK AT OLD PHOTOS. I WAS LIKE PUDGY AND LARDY...BOOBIES!!

and everyone laughs at my boobies. lol. i dont know why im saying this but my grandpa used to grab my man boobs when i was a kid. BAHAHAHA. that was awful. guess he thought it was funny to have a pig for a grandson. COME HERE MY LITTLE PIGGY. LET ME FEED YOU SOME MORE FRIED GOODIES.

hahah okay. i guess thats it for today. forgot what happened at work. busy day though. very busy today. we ran out of baskets for prescriptions lol. had to use the big ones. ANYWAY

end of blog for today.

good night everyone.

oww fck you !!

2005-09-30T22:24:00.000+10:00

damn motherbitch tooth!! hurting me like hell. damn, nigger. hurts lah.. someone gimme pain killer awleady... for my sore.. toot? sore teet? teet? toot? teet toot lah!!

gah ok. wednesday night was carol and ivans 17th bday party! at carols house.. out at woop woop, past the black stump, out back in the out back.. 200m from ayers rock.. ROWVILLE. bahahah aww you rowville people get so much crap for where you live. anyway twas a gay old time. i mean good. yeah was fun! good to see everyone after not seeing them everday for a little while. umm.. had a junk food kinda splurge that day.. after trying to eat healthy for my holidays. hehe.. OOH! i arrived and carol said i smelled like a singapore taxi. hahha good or bad? i dunno la. anyway soon enough i was smelling even more singapore cause i was barbecueing the SATAYS!! mmmm nick the satay man.

katrina called me a malay last year when we were in china. cause i wore my white school shirt with 3/4 pants and hotel slipper/thong things. HAHAHA I REALLY DO LOOK MALAY OMG. ok anyway. i really really need to work on my detailed study. so scared. only like. 1 and a half weeks!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT. judgement day.

ok i guess thats kinda it for now. here are some photos from the party.. others on my msn space

cant see tiens face! and dunno what ishan and anik are doing down the front there.. ishan is like possessed and anik is doing some homosexual gangster pose. curries. pft. HAHA jkjk DONT HURT ME C-UNIT lol

ishan, me and joyce in an.. interesting pose. you can see me cracking up.. yet still holding my eloquent cambodian pose - genius. =P

kathleen and i

birthday people! carol and ivannn!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEARS.

ok thats its for now. see yall next time. gnite!

3 days till september's over. wake me up soon.

2005-09-27T22:04:00.000+10:00

so today i went present shopping with tien, agnes, kathleen and joyce. well. tien and agnes for the most part.. but anyway. got some lovely gifts for our friends carolyn and ivan. my legs hurt now. did a lot of walking before going shopping. havent spent money in a while. not as much as i did today anyway. makes me feel bad lol. WANT MORE MONEY.

ok anyway. mini fish finger roll thing from bread top is nice. kinda like a fillet-o-fish from maccas. but smaller. and laden with calories hohoho. guess i ate too much fatty crap today. splurge day. thats what i shall call it. now to cut back on fats more. and low carb. and high protein. PROTEIN. *GRUNT*

mmm ze proh-teen builtz ze musclez, ja? und ze protein pillz, ja? zey make ze vimen grow ze beards ja? like in east germany olympic teamen!! JA.

haha okay. this has happened to me many times.. but it seems to be happening more often lately. i see a girl from behind. and she looks awesome. her hair (we all know how much nick loves the hair) is really nice.. straight and cut nice.. and shes got curves in all the right places.. and the peaches (hohoho we know how nick loves them peaches) are JUST LOVELY. AND THEN..

nick thinking to himself: *turn around turn around*

- GIRL TURNS AROUND -

nick: OMFG TURN BACK AROUND TURN BACK AROUND!!

wahhhhhh its so bad man. and i just casually turn my head away. just like nothing ever happened. crafty devil. and yeah. lol my dad is sitting on the comp right next to me. and here i am talking about peaches and curves.

must dash poppets.

good nite all.