5 cents.. teochew dictionary?

today a lady came into the pharmacy and bought strepsils or a box of something for 8.95. so she gives me a 5 dollar note, 95 cents and 3 dollars. 3 dollars in thee form of 5 CENT COINS. BAHAHA. its like note, 95 cents, and a small log shaped thing that looked like a packet of lifesavers wrapped in newspaper. so shes like to me in cambo 'count it' and yes. it contained 60 five cent coins. hahaha yeah that was kinda random. imagine if everything was paid for in 5 cent coins. mmmm. what a wonderfully slow world we'd live in. but we'd all be really strong cause we're carrying around maybe 50 bucks worth of 5 cents. hahahaah.. anyway.. i want a teochew dictionary!! if anyone knows where i can get XIN BIAN CHAOZHOU YIN ZI DIAN by a person called LIN LUN LUN then tell MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. apparently its a super cool very useful dictionary =] hahah do i sound like a big chinese nerd? WELL I AM. GAHAHAH. BEHOLD AND FEAR MY CHINESE FANATICISM - GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LONG LIVE COMMUNISM AND CHAIRMAN MAO!! ok i take that last part back. fck the bloody communists. damn bastards. and death to mao! even though he's already dead. and frozen in beijing. i wanted to go see his frozen body but NoOoo.. we didnt =[ hahaah. yeah anyway.. might see if i can the dictonary ordered for me by some china book shop people. yay! on something completely unrelated.. well i guess its related. distantly. because its about my dad picking me up from work in springvale. and in springvale i work at a pharmacy. and at the pharmacy i use teochew to talk to customers. haha so ANYWAY. yeah this guy was backing out of a car park in front of us.. and he was like in between us and another car.. cause we were on the street and he was like at a right angle with us.. yeah anyway this guy was backing out and this other guy was coming from the other direction and was gonna hit him.. haha and my dads like *GO ON GO ON* hahahahah.. my dads so evil. he always wants to see people get in fights and hit each other in their cars.. hahaah.. and when we pass people pulled over by cops he goes BOOK HIM BOOK HIM =] so evil what my ba ba.. anyway must study for chem exam. beginning tomorrow. wakaka. gnite and may all your exams be shun shun li li (smooth and easy) !! -nick