farts

talking to joyce and kathleen about farting. SO. what are we talking about? VERY RANDOM, DISTURBING things. pussy farts. PUSSY FARTS. GAHAHA. air that comes out of a girls pussy. mmm. tasty--- I MEAN. INTERESTING. yeah! thats what i mean. yeah boy shake that thing. oops i mean girl. girl girl girl. haha only time i will ever quote eminem EVER. anyway.. people can control their farts.. wonderful people arent they? just fartinng whenever they like.. all over the bloody place. that word. BLOODY. dont you just love it? i use it all the bloody time. i bet a lot of you guessed i was going to say that right? WELL ARENT YOU INTELLIGENT. WANT A COOKIE AND A STICKER FOR BEING SUCH A SMARTASS? haha sorry no cookies or stickers =p BLOODY FANTASTIC. BLOODY ANNOYING. GIVE ME THE BLOODY REMOTE. BLOODY HELL. HOW THE BLOODY HELL SHOULD I KNOW. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. JUST PASS THE BLOODY THING. BLOODY BRILLIANT. BLOODY GOOD. ahh.. its one of the words that those people from england have given to the colonies.. haha.. have you noticed? its used in aus, nz, india, malaysia, singapore. all colonies of MOTHER ENGLAND. funnily though its not used in african colonies? or in canada.. hahaha canadians saying bloody would be hilarious. like americans saying it. AND INDIANS SAYING IT. OMFG ITS HILARIOUS. *i dohnt haf BLOODY time for this joo BLOODY idiot soh SOD OFF* yes anyway.. among other words from england that i like.. but dont really use.. are : - shag - v. to have sexual intercourse with (courtesy of Austin powers) English people used to be able to use this word in america without anyone knowing what they were talking about.. until mike meyers came along =] - randy adj. horny, sexually frustrated GAHAHAH RANDY. FEELING A BIT RANDY ARE WE? yes sir. jkjk.. does anyone remember watching HOME IMPROVEMENT? ONE OF THE KIDS WAS NAMED RANDY. GAHAHAH!! in my chinese dictionary the literal translation of the word randy is : sexual desire impulse/get excited HAhaha.. randy randy randy. that kid would get so much shit if he moved to england. now class, this is a new student, RANDY. wakaka. - bollocks n. gonads, testicles, bullshit, 'rubbish!' hahah it reminds me of that white girl from bend it like beckham.. OH BOLLOCKS. gonna use that one more. YOURE BLOODY RANDY YOU BASTARD. OH BOLLOCKS! heheh enjoy that grammar lesson kids? happy learning =] and good luck to everyone with the GAT!! gahhhhh gat gat gat. may your heart find peace =] -nick