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this is the second time im writing my post today. wtf. stupid blogger.com. didnt publish my damn post. to cut a long story short my gayass bio teacher cant ADD. i got 71.5 for my exam and he gives me 61.5 the fkcer... what the hell do they teach in schools in england? bloody moron. anyway got him to change it.. after he had the fckn nerve to say 'who cohnt count now?' after i told him to recount it and said he couldlnt count. hahah.. then i added it on calc and he recounted it and he realised his mistake and im like *DUHHHHHHHHHHH 'OO COHN'T COUNT NOW MR DOYLE YOU FCKERRRR* minus the explicits of course hehe. anyway i just realised that jessica alba was like across the road from my house the other day. omfg. I COULD HAVE RUN OVER THERE AND SAW HER FOR 10 SECONDS. 10 seconds isnt much but ITS JESSICA ALBA =] gahhhhhhhhh. note to self: must keep list of hot female celebrities coming in to rove live. so yeah. damn. wasted opportunity. thats the price you pay for not being informed. valuable lesson kids. KNOW EVERYTHING. then youll never regret anything. hahah but there is a saying that goes 'the wise man knows he can never know everything' or something like that. courtesy of the great philosopher confucius. CONFUCIUS SAY: VIRGINITY LIKE BALLOON. ONE PRICK, ALL GONE. bahahah random comment: KAN TONG WOK STARRR!!!!!!! AN HONG MUOIIIII WAKAmak WAKAMAK WAKAMAK MAAAAAAA WOK STARRRr hahaha I LOVE THAT AD. they made up an asian-sounding language so they dont offend anyone. but they use chinese characters? and theyre mostly wrong.. except when it says 'easy' but theres another one that says COURAGEOUS. mmmm. i know thats a quality im always looking for in my instant asian simmer sauces. COURAGe. of course! it wouldnt be right if my wok didnt sizzle with couragey goodness. gahaah anyway must go. good night and adieu.. for the second time. -nick