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Saturday, July 02, 2005

nick is a pyro terrorist >=]

haahah..well today was kinda weird. no words from my stalker. excellent. feeling neutral. hello to my gf steph. GAHAH. ns2s!! BAHAH =] anyway..

today i was at work and the boss suddenly asks me if i want to go to a 21st bday party tonight. and im like uhh.. *listens and stares* and then he asks the other staff around and cheng is like 'oh i cant tonight ive got plans already' and then im like *yEAH! me too.. sorry i cant make it* hahaha and then he focuses his attention on sopha and is like 'SOPHA! youre young.. its good to go.. you can go and eat and dance cambodian if you like.. and take your brother!' and chengs like 'yeah sophA! take your brother!' and im thinking gahaha.. cornered.

phew. good quick thinking nick. anyway boss wanted someone to go cause he was invited but hes goin to the snow tomorrow.. get up early and so on whatever etc and so forth. dont think anyones going.. haha who the hell wants to be the random that turns up for a free meal at a party where you dont know anyone? pfft SIFFFF.

so anyway i had to go out and get a bday card for the boss to write. haha got a cheapo 70cent one from that big bargain shop. still looked okay. then went back to pharmacy. something that pissed me off today was this stupid lady. i was speaking cambo to her and i said altogether its THIRTEEN DOLLARS FORTY CENTS. and she gives me thirteen bucks. so im like ok.. shes getting 40 cents from somewhere else. but she just stands there and im like $13. 40. and shes like

lady: *OH! 40 cents! YOU SAID $12! i gave you 13 dollars and you still want more!*
nick: no no 13 dollars 40 cents *smiles cheesily*
lady takes out 40 cents: *you cant speak cambo properly! you said 12 instead of 13! i was thinking what? he said 12 and i gave him 13 and he still wants more?!*

and then cheng kinda tries to save me by saying 'oh i do that sometimes too.. instead of 10.40 i say 4.10' and the lady KEEPS GOING fckn bitch. 'he cant speak cambo properly! BLAH BLAH BLAH'

i was just standing there smiling like a dumbass. omfg. inside i just wanted to hit her. i dont know why. it seems something to not get upset over. i KNOW i said it right. my cambo is not that shit. just because i was born here doesnt mean that my cambo is shit okay lady. im not like your bloody kids. i can count. I CAN COUNT. fckn hell. its YOU that has the fckn problem. are you sure you didnt come to the pharmacy to get some EAR MEDICATION? to clear out your fckn EARS? or maybe some BRAIN MEDICINE. to make the top of your spine sprout a bloody BRAIN? pfft. sif say i cant speak cambo properly. grow a brain woman.

ok so i got over that quickly. hahaha. the funniest part of today was when i went to IGA! so springvale iga full of asians walking around doing their shopping. and i had to go there to get as many 1L bottles of methylated spirits as i could because the pharmacy had run out of stock to sell. so the boss gives me 50 bucks and i go over to iga. grab a basket.. go to the shelf and start filling up my basket with 1L bottles of metho. i cleared iga out of this particular brand. haha 13 bottles in all. so i go up to the counter with my basket piled high with purple label bottles of metho and wait in line behind these CHINA FOBS. like real-omfg-beijing china fobs. they were yelling at their relatives in that gayass RRRRR accent that i hate so much. and the little shaved head communist kid yelled out to his grandma *PO PO KUAI DIAN GUO LAI AHH* telling his granny to come quickly. and i was like o. m. g. hahaha. he comes back. then looks down. sees 13 bottles of metho in a basket and looks up at me. then turns around quickly. ahaha

and then granny comes and goes in front of me to join the kid.

and she looks down.

sees a basket filled with 13 litres of methylated spirits. slowly looks up and sees a black man dressed in a tie and shirt with a black jacket on. looks away. hahahahaha

i couldnt help but laugh. they were probably thinking i was some sort of terrorist or something buying up supplies to go and burn down springvale city hall GAHAH. yep yep. nick is now officially a suspected pyro-terrorist. *BOOYAH!!* -starts wrapping head in material which reveals only eyes-

anyway its been a pretty long post hasnt it. i shall leave it here.

bonsoir




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