the week in review
you know every day that i didnt blog this week there was something i wanted to blog about. and i kept telling myself id write them down. but i didnt. and now im here trying to recollect all of the wonderfully random and pointless things that i wanted to tell the world about.
gahhhhh. lesson - write down things.
anyway. tuesday. english teacher was sitting at the back of the class to mark our oral presentations. kids sitting around her. steph mu comes in and doesnt see teachers books on the desk. *pumps fist in air and smiles* YES SHES NOT HERE!! *sees teacher directly in front of her* OH. UMM> ha. ha. JUST KIDDING. *sits down* lolol fully wreckkkked maaate.
learning about reproduction in biology. always an interesting subject. sperm. egg. vagina. penis. did you know that in EACH TESTE, yes IN EACH BALL there is about 500 metres of tubing where sperm are made. SO THERES A KILOMETRE OF TUBES IN MY BALLS. which produce the 400 FREAKIN MILLION SPERM that come out with each ejaculation. hohoho BOOYAH 400 million. theoretically i could impregnate all the women of australia 40 times each. bahaha but whod want to do that. ok. and.. umm. OH. MORNING GLORY. also known as the erection that boys wake up with each morning.. that is a mechanism to stop us peeing while we sleep. because the urethra is closed off or something. INTERESTING AINT IT.
mr doyle: so yeah it stops men urinating at night
danielle: *how convenient*
nick: BHAHAH
danielle sent me a picture of snake penises. omffffffg i was like WHAT THE HOLY FCK. SNAKES HAVE TWO PENISES?!? oooooooooohmylord. she took a photo in thailand not knowing what it was. um.. they were. i wont post it on here cause its grotty. THEN SHE TOUCHED IT. BAHAHAH!! aww poor innocent danielle. how could you NOT know. looks like a boys.. but smaller. and theres 2. omfg i cant get over that. apparently it only uses one though. pffft. talk about a waste of resources.
what else..... formal coming up!!! issues with tables lol. but its all sorted now. praise heaven. okay forgot what else happened.
EXCEPT ONE MORE THING TODAY ooooooooohme oh my. waiting for bus at the station after tuition. and there she was just a walking PAST me. a sexy sexy asian girl. wowwww. like she was a NAUGHTY GIRL. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY. but omg i was like straining out of the corner of my eye to look. lolol. and glancing smoothly so she wouldnt notice. but of course shes gonna fckn notice. its what she WANTS. short white shorts. thin yellow top. plunging neck line. no bra. yes, i could tell. and she jingled when she walked. ohhhhh damn. i was like nooooo come back. CATCH MY BUS. lol. come back my nasty 20 something girl!!
ok then i saw another okay asian girl.. with a tattoo on the small of her back. nyum nyum. but she was basically pretty covered. compared to nasty girl. lol. compared to nasty girl a bloody prostitute is well covered. HOHOHO.
okay enough of the perverty adventures of sir nicholas.
must go and write another chinese essay. good night all. happy studying for 4 day weekend =]
gahhhhh. lesson - write down things.
anyway. tuesday. english teacher was sitting at the back of the class to mark our oral presentations. kids sitting around her. steph mu comes in and doesnt see teachers books on the desk. *pumps fist in air and smiles* YES SHES NOT HERE!! *sees teacher directly in front of her* OH. UMM> ha. ha. JUST KIDDING. *sits down* lolol fully wreckkkked maaate.
learning about reproduction in biology. always an interesting subject. sperm. egg. vagina. penis. did you know that in EACH TESTE, yes IN EACH BALL there is about 500 metres of tubing where sperm are made. SO THERES A KILOMETRE OF TUBES IN MY BALLS. which produce the 400 FREAKIN MILLION SPERM that come out with each ejaculation. hohoho BOOYAH 400 million. theoretically i could impregnate all the women of australia 40 times each. bahaha but whod want to do that. ok. and.. umm. OH. MORNING GLORY. also known as the erection that boys wake up with each morning.. that is a mechanism to stop us peeing while we sleep. because the urethra is closed off or something. INTERESTING AINT IT.
mr doyle: so yeah it stops men urinating at night
danielle: *how convenient*
nick: BHAHAH
danielle sent me a picture of snake penises. omffffffg i was like WHAT THE HOLY FCK. SNAKES HAVE TWO PENISES?!? oooooooooohmylord. she took a photo in thailand not knowing what it was. um.. they were. i wont post it on here cause its grotty. THEN SHE TOUCHED IT. BAHAHAH!! aww poor innocent danielle. how could you NOT know. looks like a boys.. but smaller. and theres 2. omfg i cant get over that. apparently it only uses one though. pffft. talk about a waste of resources.
what else..... formal coming up!!! issues with tables lol. but its all sorted now. praise heaven. okay forgot what else happened.
EXCEPT ONE MORE THING TODAY ooooooooohme oh my. waiting for bus at the station after tuition. and there she was just a walking PAST me. a sexy sexy asian girl. wowwww. like she was a NAUGHTY GIRL. NAUGHTY NAUGHTY. but omg i was like straining out of the corner of my eye to look. lolol. and glancing smoothly so she wouldnt notice. but of course shes gonna fckn notice. its what she WANTS. short white shorts. thin yellow top. plunging neck line. no bra. yes, i could tell. and she jingled when she walked. ohhhhh damn. i was like nooooo come back. CATCH MY BUS. lol. come back my nasty 20 something girl!!
ok then i saw another okay asian girl.. with a tattoo on the small of her back. nyum nyum. but she was basically pretty covered. compared to nasty girl. lol. compared to nasty girl a bloody prostitute is well covered. HOHOHO.
okay enough of the perverty adventures of sir nicholas.
must go and write another chinese essay. good night all. happy studying for 4 day weekend =]
posted by -nick @ 10:26 PM
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