aquarium excursion
today we went to the aquarium in the city for a chem excursion. it was more like a bio excursion with like a couple of chemical equations but anyway. heres some photos i took:
probably the best two pictures i got inside the aquarium.. and even then theyre pretty dodgy. hahaah.. the rays were cool =] and the pic of the shark was taken out the back behind the 'staff only' doors.. oOoh.. you can see the white pipes in the bottom corner.. it was in a large shallow pool thing with another shark and a small ray
random photo of some white school we saw while walking back to flinders.. whenever we go to the city.. theres always schools with only white people. funkily WEIRD. cause its like you see our school and theres 45 people in the group with about 5 of them aussie. the rest are asians and curries. then you walk past some private school and theyre all white. brown hair, blonde hair, red hair. not an asian in sight. veeeeery interesting. you gotta feel sorry for those kids. no diversity =\ which leads to ignorance. and.. dare i say it... racism >=[
AAGH!! NICKS A GHOST!!
look! krishna is chatting up mrs bainbridge!! GAHAHA.. omg they were bagging her so much today..mr edwards was saying how he was the biggest sonofabitch (yep he said that) in the school and he could make kids obey his rules or something. then he's like only one person can beat me.. and shes on this excursion. HAHAHA!! seriously though. mrs bainbridge is HUGE. shes got a big voice too (to match her stomach). and she crushed a lollipop. into POWDER. with her foot. just by STEPPING on it. eeeekk. dont fckn piss her off. shell EAT YOU. BAHAHA
yes. well thats just a couple of photos. but anyway heres the interesting part of the excursion. on the train to the city steph, ivan, james and me were taking turns to WRITE A STORY to stop us from being bored. each person got to add three words at a time. and so the paper went around. on the way home peter joined in. HERE IS OUR LOVELY MASTERPIECE:
Today i am a horny bitch who wants grace but ivan will go to a toilet and have yum cha together. the toilet turns and runs away, AHH ANGRY TOILET! he bumps into the yumcha man and food goes "Wah i smell!" Then stephanie fell and the toilet flushed, crap flying everywhere. her face was stuck in the toilet plunger because she had crap for yum cha, and she eats donkey penis because it tastes like cream chicken soup with slight tang. so james walked to the donkey and pushed it and it farts and his balls jiggled and then donkey fell and bit his penis off, then nick rushed in and took the penis in his mouth and then asian hater comes and says "oi.. i want penis! GIVE ME SOME!" he opened his mouth and shared the penis with nick because he likes ANH HONG MUOI (think kan tong wok star ad hehe) KAN TONG is very exotic and mocha kenya gay black nigger looks in mirror and sees nothing because "down there" no black snake! nick looks at himself and realised hes very sexy and jacks off. and suddenly james and ivan go OH MY GOD i want that little wee wee it looks so horny and long and saggy and vagina-like and i really want to taste that i want sex. peter comes along oh yeah baby im feeling RANDY and want some orgy from nick. in a dumpster. why the dumpster? because its dirty =P nick starts to take off his clothes and starts dancing with himself thrusting his hips, licking his lips touching his vagina-like ear and penis. NANDAYO goes ivan before he joins and gropes peters sexy hairless leg. he waxes every WRONG! i use venus. IM YOUR VENUS. stephanie's your venus. your intuition! / anyways back to action. peter began to touch stephanies flat, muscly hairy leg. that nick loves. peter flees from horror. and falls over his saggy tits popped out and then landed in SOGO where he felt a soft and squeeze ball. put it up, ivan gropes boobless grace because he was in Win Sam buying his BOKCHOY and POCKY long and thin like smelly green worms so he could have a nice tasty with james and his donkey whose penis was in the aquarium and eaten by sharks, safely reach home with half a brain left in. grace shoved a cucumber up peters sexy ass while he moaned with the feeling as if he was doing some funky animal sex with a juicy funky DIM SUM. mmmm har gao.
THE END!!
oh dear. that was a horrible story. why was i the freakin main character? sif dance naked by myself...hehehe =P
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