parents

oook. this post is going to start off being about my parents.. i say that because ill probably end up talking about something like purple martian banana invaders taking over the universe.. as my randomness rules my life.. hahah but anyway PARENTS. my mum is hilarious sometimes. today i went to the kitchen and saw the shopping list on top of the microwave, glanced at it then walked away. but then i turned around and went back. haha my mum wanted to buy balsamic vinegar dressing.. but instead she wrote 'sambolic dressing' GAHAh.. her english is so coool =] and the first time we ate foccacia she couldnt pronounce it.. it was always 'fo-cha-co' or 'fo-ca-cho' hehehe.. and omg she cant pronounce the words JAM and JAMES AHHAha to her they sound the same.. and JAN and JANE hahahah theyre both *jehn* gahaha.. asian english is too cool mate =] my dad on the other hand.. hes got no accent at all.. he sounds just like me.. guess thats what happens when you live in the west for 30+ years ay? actually i guess we do have an 'accent'.. its not exactly aussie and not exactly kiwi.. nor is it british. then wtf is it you may ask? well fck me if i know hahaha but anyway.. theres my parents for you. ok now for the PURPLE MARTIAN BANANA INVADERS.. ahaa jk. b-a-n-a-n-a-s dammit. thats been stuck in my head all day damn stefani. and whats with her obsession with the skinny jap girls dancing around her all the time? shes got a fetish hasnt she. speaking of fetishes i saw a comment on a site the other day about white guys who learn other people's languages. it was something like 'when white guys learn another language that is relatively unknown to others its probably because hes got a fetish for their women.' GAHAha.. it was in response to someone talking about non-native speakers learning cambo. apparently there are black niggers (as opposed to the white kind of course) in america who can speak cambo. they got a fetish dont they. wonder if gwen stefani knows any jap? haha bonsoir !! -nick