happy bday agnes!!

today was agnes's bday.. we havent actually got her something yet.. but its on its way lol. anyway happy birthday to you daughter =P it was some yr 12s bday too and they were like chucking balloons and pulling party poppers from upstairs onto her haha.. i thought that was a pretty cool idea.. anyway didnt get to go to eat wherever they went today.. too late.. but going tomorrow.. so thats okay..

anywayyy.. i had lots of things planned to blog about today but i kinda forgot.. hahaha

things i do remember:

#1 - nick is responsible for corrupting innocent carolyn's mind. this was evident in methods this afternoon when mr gruber brought out 3 measuring cylinder thingies like the ones you use in chemistry. a small thin one, a medium one and a large, thick one. yes. you all know what CAROL was thinking about dont you? especially when mr g was *rubbing* the tubes up and down with his forefinger and thumb put together. AHAHA.. you dirty dirty people.

#2 - ms chan said something you would find funny if your mother said it too. she was like "i tell my kids don' be a teacher because the pay is *S*.. SHIT ya know.. its bs!! (*bee ess*)" haha in a fobby accent thats hilarious.

#3 - in bio today we were studying leaf structure and we got a diagram about the structure and stuff and this was on it:

BAHAHAHA!! being the bastard i am you can all guess what the first thing that came to my mind was when i saw that picture. found out that GRACE was thinking the SAME THING. HAHAhA oh dear. anyway this is actually what openings on the bottom of a leaf look like. its to let water out and air in.. which is kinda like what that ahem*other*ahem 'thing' does isnt it? =P

after school i watched the saturday night deb dvd. great one word answers people. and lots of yeps, yeahs, so..yeah's, ands, ums, i dont knows, etc. so creative. vicky was funny hhaaha *anyone youd like to thank?* YEAH ID LIKE TO THANK YOU. YOUVE BEEN GREAT. hahha.. and fred!! *yeah for sure*.. every question.. *yeah for sure* .. you got great answers fred.. yeah for sure. lol. i wanna watch friday debbbb now.. same crap just diff people.. hopefully im not in it.. or if i am i wanna look sexy. gahaha!!

=O! OMG I SAW THIS WOMAN ON THE DVD.. she had a low cut dress.. like a freakin plunging neckline.. split like half way down her front.. and OMG SHE WAS OLD. like she had NO BRA ON omfg.. which youre supposed to do with dresses like that.. to the enjoyment of the boys of course.. BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE A NICE SET. THIS WOMAN I SWEAR OMFG.. her *set* was more like a set of bloody deflated BALLOONS. it was disgusting. these two sacks hanging off her body which you could see as soon as you looked at her. praise heaven that the camera was only on her for 2 seconds. eeeeeeeewwww.

so yeah thats it for todays glorious events. stay tuned for another installment of nicks random life coming to this part of the internet very sooooooon.... =]