aaaaaaah bald.

IM BALDDDD!!!!!!!! nooooo.. at the beginning of winter too. dammit. went to get a haircut this morning and some curry guy ive never seen before was the guy that was free so i was like ok what the hell i havent got time. and im like i want it short please. so hes like all? and im like all? what? curry guy: all. top back and sides? nick: ohh. yeah. curry guy starts shaving. bzzzzzzzzzzz goes the shaving thing. haha forgot what its called. off comes my hair. wow. i was kinda shocked at how short it was. hahaha i was like in shock and amazement and yeah. ended up paying 12 bucks instead of 14.50 cause it was just a shave job. at least something good came of my 'baldness' =] and when i got home my sisters like 'its all goneeee!!!! YOU look like a mONK!' and im like AHHA GOOD. IM GOOD LUCK. and then yeah. its really short. well the shortest ive ever had it.. belal said its not short. i cant evenn see your scalp he said. hahaah oh well. i can FEEL my scalp. my scalp can FEEL everything. its an amazing feeling. a REVELATION. my head can actually FEEL the wind. wonderfully erotic. HAHA random. anyway.. when my mum saw it shes like did you get a haircut? nick: yes. mum: ITS SO SHORT! you look like a VIETNAMESE! or a MONK! A NEW MONK! nick: oh god. and yeah shes like i dont like it. dont ever cut it that short again. how disappointing. hahaha im like wtf. DISAPPOINTING? back when i had the mushroom cut she said i look viet. now when i get the monk cut she says i look viet. i guess im just one viet lookin guy. NOT. geezzz.. im not viet. all i can say is PHO and *hai dong hai dong chin muoi lam SEN* hahaah and du ma of course. but anyway.. i guess im gonna be a monk for the next couple of weeks then ay? be nice to me people because its a sin to hurt a monk. haahha and give me food. it will bring you luck!! and you shall be reborn as a human again. buddha preserve us. thats it for todays posting i guess. gnite! - thich nich qua xuyen him the venerable nich him, vietnamese buddhist monk.