my today

hmmm. where is everybody tonight? off doing something interesting perhaps.. i think ill go to sleep soon cause theres NOTHING TO DOOOOOOOO omg but it feels good. it feels good being able to sleep after work knowing that there is NO FCKN HW. ohmylordy yes. now what? its time to watch all those chinese and korean series ive been putting off for the whole year lol. im such a fobbbbb. im so fob im fobulous. i suggest we start a movement: no more nigger this nigger that. FOB this and FOB that.

example usage:

1. what up fob? (how are you my friend?)

2. FOB PLEASE. (you must be joking, old chap!)

3. dont be such a fob! (dont spoil the fun, old bean!)

we shall call it: the fob movement. original innit. haha okay im just being random now.. start a movement if you like. like that make poverty history thing. it sounds like a cult the way they promote it:

- the 8 millennium goals
- silent march
- 8 minutes silence
- candles

..make poverty history? does that mean they had the largest gathering of poor, uneducated in-breds in one place in the world ever? make your meaning clear.

now randomly bouncing to something i thought of just then when *poor in-bred* came into my mind - GREENPEACE. these people annoy me. especially when theyre standing out on the streets of glen waverley trying to persuade people into giving them money or something. the bloody woman is wearing leather boots. wtf. SAVE THE ANIMALS.... FOR MY PRECIOUS BOOTS. she cant tell me that shes saving the earth.. or ASK ME TO, when she obviously cant be doing it herself if shes out in glenny handing out things. if she was serious shed be naked. or dressed in leaves.. but that would be hurting trees so yeah she should be naked. yelling things at people to save paper. and she should be just surviving on water to save the animals. but that would be robbing the world of precious resources so i think she should just go die so her nutrients can be recycled and she can save the worms and some vultures and stuff. yeah. now thats useful for everyone. die greenpeace woman.

OOOH i know!! ANOTHER RANDOM TOPIC. i want nephews and nieces!! YEAHYEAHYEAHHHHH!!!! pleaase jie jie!? haha my mums like NO! YOUR SISTER WILL WAIT. ITS GOING TO BE 2 YEARS AT THE EARLIEST. and im like awww =[ cause today at the pharmacy i was helping a lady with hayfever medication and her little girl grabbed my finger and smiled at me. awww i want NEPHEWS AND NIECES!! little kids are awesome.. until they grow up and become gay. garh. cherish the moments. i love little kids who speak their own language.. its so COOL. i cant say cute cause im a man. lol. gahhh little babies =]

anyway..getting over my fathering/uncle-ing desires, i also got free movie ticket from my boss! woot. lets go see another movie. not anything scary omg had enough blood and shit.

okay thats enough blog i think. sir nicholas retires for the evening. nite fobs.