random thoughts

today i had a random thought. well everyday i have random thoughts but you know.. i was thinking about my job.

now i suppose most of you who are reading this know that i work in a pharmacy and as such i have to deal with people's personal medications with the utmost professionality. hm. and i think i do that. well at least i show it. and i guess its not professional to be blogging about it on the net but yeah im a bored teenager and im not using names so whatcha gonna do?

okay. the main thing id like to talk about is yucky old people buying sex stuff. lololol. sex stuff. YEAHYEAH omg i just think about them all differently after they buy it. after i give them a smile and tell them to have a nice day. aiiiiiiiyahhhhhhhhh. cause theyre like 50? 55?

aaaaaaaiiiiiiyaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

and im standing at the register and an old guy with grey hair.. pretty umm. round? okay lets just say fat. yeah so he comes in the back door, quickly looks down at the condoms (which are in the BACK CORNER on the BOTTOM shelf.. near the anti-fungal stuff lol) and picks TWO boxes, and puts them down in front of me. and i charge him.

*have a nice day =]*

as instructed by my boss:
'we have to protect our customers' privacy'

i put the condoms in a paper bag before putting them in a plastic bag. hahaha.. and you know what? it didnt really embarrass me that i was charging him. its just my job. but i think HE was embarrassed? because he put the boxes upside down on the counter. so no one could see what an atrocious act he was (planning on) committing. yeah but anyway.

once there was a cambo man who was completely opposite. VERY OPEN ABOUT IT. i mean like open about his. appendage, shall we call it? his ding dong. his one eyed trouser snake. the salami. his third leg. yeah his appendage. cause i asked him what he used this medication for (cream) and he was like

FOR MY BALLS (in cambo)

and im like = um. sorry?

FOR MY BALLS. *points to his crotch*

nick: ohhh. right. okay then. ill just ask the pharmacist *cheesy grin*

lol i wanted to burst out laughing. nothing like that has happened in a while. except when i walked past an oldddd oldddddd curry guy who let out a huggeeeeeee windyyyyyy fart that was like oh. lord. have mercy.

oh and a few weeks ago some cambo dad.. about 45 or so. came and bought some DE-SENSITISING SPRAY. and the brand was STUD 100 baahaha. now i had forgotten what that was for so i went to look at it after he left. de-sensitising spray, children, is to make the penis less sensitive to stimuli and thus it prevents pre-mature ejaculation.

nick upon finding out: = OH LORD. EW I FEEL SO DIRTY. like a WHORE.

hahaha but i got over it. but still. its like. selling it to your father. very disturbing feeling indeed.

looks like my one random thought inspired all of this shit i just wrote. mmm. i shall blog some more another time alritey?

gnite all.