the twelve days of christmas
so i was watching that show creature features and they were talking about the song THe Twelve Days of Christmas. lolol who remembers all the words ?! did you ever really stop to think about what the song was about?
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree.
on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
you know by the 12th day of christmas this guy would have 12 pear trees and 12 partridges. wtf kind of true love gives you that crap. merry christmas honey, 12 pear trees, 30 french hens and 42 geese a laying !
five gooooooolden ringggggggssssss
so by the 12th day of christmas this guy would have 40 golden rings. come here my true love.
BUT who would want
- 12 drummers drumming
- 22 pipers piping
or 30 lords a leaping?
who the hell wants 30 overweight hairy men in tights leaping around their house? im sure this must have been the dreams of all the wonderful peasants back in the day.
little jack peasant child: mother mother, this year i want lords leaping around our mud and straw shack. it shall be ever so gay! do you not just adore it when things are so gay , mother?
dirty peasant mother: yes, would that not be ye olde splendid, my sonneth. so very gay indeed.
..though there are 9 ladies dancing on the 9th day and by the 12th day you would have 45 dancing ladies. okay so maybe my true love really does love me. mmm as long as theyre professional. exotic. dancers. not like some poor village girl who doesnt wash and smells like fish, dirt and farm animals.
okay you know what i found out after saying all that/ some people say that this song was an old deivce used to teach catholic kids about their faith. jesus is the partridge in the pear tree and the two turtle doves are the old and new testament. 12 lords a leaping arent the 12 apostles. 11 pipers piping are the apostles, save Judas Iscariot who betrayed jesus.
go here http://www.cresourcei.org/cy12days.html
its actually quite interesting.. but may be another one of those conspiracy theories.. theres not enough evidence to support the for or against argument so just read it and be a little wiser.. because every woman is looking for an intelligent man. so really by learning about religion youre increasing your chances of sex. LOL jk ladies. not kidding gents.
okay? enjoy holidays everybody.. only a week or so till christmas. happy holidays.
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree.
on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree
you know by the 12th day of christmas this guy would have 12 pear trees and 12 partridges. wtf kind of true love gives you that crap. merry christmas honey, 12 pear trees, 30 french hens and 42 geese a laying !
ooooooh! thank you so very much you faggot. now i live on a freaking farm and i smell like pears and manure.
on the other hand, on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to mefive gooooooolden ringggggggssssss
so by the 12th day of christmas this guy would have 40 golden rings. come here my true love.
BUT who would want
- 12 drummers drumming
- 22 pipers piping
or 30 lords a leaping?
who the hell wants 30 overweight hairy men in tights leaping around their house? im sure this must have been the dreams of all the wonderful peasants back in the day.
little jack peasant child: mother mother, this year i want lords leaping around our mud and straw shack. it shall be ever so gay! do you not just adore it when things are so gay , mother?
dirty peasant mother: yes, would that not be ye olde splendid, my sonneth. so very gay indeed.
..though there are 9 ladies dancing on the 9th day and by the 12th day you would have 45 dancing ladies. okay so maybe my true love really does love me. mmm as long as theyre professional. exotic. dancers. not like some poor village girl who doesnt wash and smells like fish, dirt and farm animals.
okay you know what i found out after saying all that/ some people say that this song was an old deivce used to teach catholic kids about their faith. jesus is the partridge in the pear tree and the two turtle doves are the old and new testament. 12 lords a leaping arent the 12 apostles. 11 pipers piping are the apostles, save Judas Iscariot who betrayed jesus.
go here http://www.cresourcei.org/cy12days.html
its actually quite interesting.. but may be another one of those conspiracy theories.. theres not enough evidence to support the for or against argument so just read it and be a little wiser.. because every woman is looking for an intelligent man. so really by learning about religion youre increasing your chances of sex. LOL jk ladies. not kidding gents.
okay? enjoy holidays everybody.. only a week or so till christmas. happy holidays.
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