I HATE YOU
stupid blogger.com and electricity shit motherfcker damn hell crap. 2 days ago i was posting and the bloggerdotcom thing freezes and loses my post. AND yesterday it was like some moron was tugging at the electricity and the lights and everything went *bzz bzz* and flickered for 1 second. LOSING MY POST. damn hell crap again.
going to cambodia on friday. need to get everything done and ready to go. holiday homework, packing, sending cards and stuff. ngoab.
yesterday was my last day at lims. good experience. was talking to anne-marie at lunch. shes like the only person i can have a normal conversation with. and by that i mean like the things we say at school.. i can make witty remarks and shell understand them.. because shes 21 and english is her first language. lol. theres another girl whos the same age as me just about.. but despite being released from the womb in terra australis, her grasp of the spoken and written forms of the language of britain are not so very good. she will not readily understand my use of colloquial vocabulary nor will she be able to enjoy the comic value of my references to both pop and youth culture. hopefully that sentence was ambiguous enough to put her off enough so she doesnt understand if she ever reads this. LOL. anyway.
anne-marie was telling me about how her dad was listening to the radio a few years back and found a song he liked;
annie! have you heard that song? lemonade?
what? theres no such song dad.. ive never heard of anything to do with lemonade on the radio
of course you have! lem-on-ade, lem-on-ade *sung to the tune of destiny's child SAY MY NAME*
nick: BAHAHAHAHHA
asians and their mistakes. cheng (another pharmacy assistant) called hotmail, hot dog. LOL she doesnt use email. and once this customer was making a joke and asked where this other pharmacy assistant was and she goes 'wheres your pin-up girl?' and chengs like 'PEANUT GIRL? whaa-?' and im like hehehehe on the inside. she calls people 'love' as well. like even old people. if shes talking to aussies she doesnt know shell call them all 'love'.
to 90 year old woman: your medicines ready for you, love (sounds like lerv in her accent)
to 20 year old woman: here you are, love!
okay so she doesnt say it to men. hehe.. ooooooh also about pronunciation errors and asians.. cambodians call methyl salicylate by a funny name. in english we say *sal-iss-sill-ate* but cambo people come in looking for that *sah-lee-sah-laht* ointment thing. LOL i asked cheng where we kept the methyl salicylate and shes like what? and im like methyl salicylate.
*blank thinking stare*
me: SAH LEE SAH LAHHHT
cheng: ohhhhhhhh.. over there.
and also bepanthen. i think its a birth control thing. forgot. but you would say *bee-pan-thin* or something like that right? everyone else in the pharmacy, apart from the pharmacists who know what its called.. and me.. cause my english is so wonderful XD .. everyone else calls it BEH-PONG-TAEN which is the most fobby cambodian-french pronunciation ever.
haha okay im going to end this before something wipes it out.
THE END CHILDREN.
going to cambodia on friday. need to get everything done and ready to go. holiday homework, packing, sending cards and stuff. ngoab.
yesterday was my last day at lims. good experience. was talking to anne-marie at lunch. shes like the only person i can have a normal conversation with. and by that i mean like the things we say at school.. i can make witty remarks and shell understand them.. because shes 21 and english is her first language. lol. theres another girl whos the same age as me just about.. but despite being released from the womb in terra australis, her grasp of the spoken and written forms of the language of britain are not so very good. she will not readily understand my use of colloquial vocabulary nor will she be able to enjoy the comic value of my references to both pop and youth culture. hopefully that sentence was ambiguous enough to put her off enough so she doesnt understand if she ever reads this. LOL. anyway.
anne-marie was telling me about how her dad was listening to the radio a few years back and found a song he liked;
annie! have you heard that song? lemonade?
what? theres no such song dad.. ive never heard of anything to do with lemonade on the radio
of course you have! lem-on-ade, lem-on-ade *sung to the tune of destiny's child SAY MY NAME*
nick: BAHAHAHAHHA
asians and their mistakes. cheng (another pharmacy assistant) called hotmail, hot dog. LOL she doesnt use email. and once this customer was making a joke and asked where this other pharmacy assistant was and she goes 'wheres your pin-up girl?' and chengs like 'PEANUT GIRL? whaa-?' and im like hehehehe on the inside. she calls people 'love' as well. like even old people. if shes talking to aussies she doesnt know shell call them all 'love'.
to 90 year old woman: your medicines ready for you, love (sounds like lerv in her accent)
to 20 year old woman: here you are, love!
okay so she doesnt say it to men. hehe.. ooooooh also about pronunciation errors and asians.. cambodians call methyl salicylate by a funny name. in english we say *sal-iss-sill-ate* but cambo people come in looking for that *sah-lee-sah-laht* ointment thing. LOL i asked cheng where we kept the methyl salicylate and shes like what? and im like methyl salicylate.
*blank thinking stare*
me: SAH LEE SAH LAHHHT
cheng: ohhhhhhhh.. over there.
and also bepanthen. i think its a birth control thing. forgot. but you would say *bee-pan-thin* or something like that right? everyone else in the pharmacy, apart from the pharmacists who know what its called.. and me.. cause my english is so wonderful XD .. everyone else calls it BEH-PONG-TAEN which is the most fobby cambodian-french pronunciation ever.
haha okay im going to end this before something wipes it out.
THE END CHILDREN.
posted by -nick @ 10:48 PM
1 Comments:
At 11:20 AM,
Ritzy said…
haha..that's funny
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