meli kelikimaki

thats what id say to you if you were hawaiian =] so i dont celebrate the religious side of christmas.. but theres nothing wrong with getting in the festive spirit is there? family, food, ffffree gifts? lol and in a week it will be new years ! and in about a month itll be chinese new year ! and then in april it will be cambo new year! ohh yeahhhh food and money. the essentials of my life.

yepyep and today i got a christmas present from my boss =] CHRISTMAS BONUS. in an ang bao. lolol maybe its my christmas and combined chinese new year gift since i wont be there for gue ni this year. thats really nice of them. i must give them a gift and write a very heartfelt card expressing my gratitude XD

what else. OMG TODAY I SAW SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD THAT IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND I WAS LIKE OMG WTF THAT IS REALLY WEIRD AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE. i was standing around *keeping an eye on customers* as we say, and there were these 3 chinese people. a father and his two daughters - about 20 somethings. not hot at all. not even pretty so i was like yeh ill just stand over here. anyway they were like talking to each other and it was like

chogoramasamyvalkamanyangaputaratnamchongbatsuangaeo

and i was like wtf maybe theyre hakka. LOLOL but then i kept listening and i thought okay maybe theyre korean? cause some of the things they said sounded like korean. but their surname was chang. as i saw on their script. and i thought hmm. maybe theyre not like the 99% of other koreans who are kims, parks or lees. hahaha but anyway later i heard someone ask them what they speak and they were like

oh. we speak a mix of languages. everything. INDIAN, NEPALI, ENGLISH. and cantonese. and i was like wow. do you speak cambodian? HAHAHA No. said they. but wtf man. i had read about hakka people born in india in like the chinatown there and they speak fluent hindi and i was like wtf. thats so weird. like you know how lots of chinese people have that thing about not liking black people. lol yeah and here they are speaking the language in their own family. very interesting. indeed. and then they left. carrying on with their hindi-nepali conversation. yeahh that was .. cool? and freaky at the same time.

i love it when people speak unexpected languages. like chinese people speaking SPANISH. or FRENCH. or FCKN HINDI HAHA. or even like.. cambo kids speaking in an american acccent. thats the sex. unless they talk like gangster tryhard then its like hey yo bacc da fucc up. i want to hear a cambo kid speaking in english accent. like a girl. like a hot one. thats my age. like yeah merry christmas from england nick.

but itll be like *merr-ey chres-mus from ingland nehk* and ill be like he he he yeah thanks. in my sexiest man voice.

OKAY thats it. i think youve been in my fantasies long enough you perverts.

merry christmas, bon noel, feliz navidad. buon natale, sheng dan jie kuai le and all that other stuff. happy hannukah to the jewish people and happy kwanzaa to my african american brothers lol. happy public holiday and bbq-ing/hot-potting/general eating to all the asians who arent christian =] and those people who dont like christmas.

have a safe trip to nz my lady. we shall catch up when you get back oun !! and i shall reminisce with you of my childhood memories in that land so far away.

merry christmas to all and to all a good night