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i really have to write shorter entries. haahah sif anyone reads the entire length of 5 page essays on my life. ANYWAY i forgot to say the other day.. think it was friday..how me and carol were discussing names in chem class lol. she asked me my favourite girls name.. and i couldnt really answer her. i said felicity but then changed my mind. it has a nice meaning but.. reminds me of holly valance which is kinda slutty and gay. so yeah now i dont know what to say. emily is a nice name.. reminds me of innocent little girls (ahem EMILY and bananas lol) and grace.. it means so many good things.. but then we got talking about BAD names for girls. ahhaha heres a list: - prudence - gertrude - eugenia - grenda - blanche - cornelia - morag - and best of all.. BRUNHILDA BAHAHAH imagine a fat opera lady with plaits and a horned hat (horny hat hehe) named BRRRRUNHILDA!! hilarious. then there were the holy biblical names: - felicity - charity - hope - faith - grace - providence - chastity (HAHAHA itd be funny if she turned out a prostitute) - ruth (from the bible) - delilah (wasnt she the bilbical whore?) then there were the annoying over used names - britney / brittany - madison - taylor (eww wtf) - jordan - mackaiylah or however the fck you spell it (is it even a name? haha or did i fabricate it) - any other little bitchy name you can think of. i read in the paper this morning theres a return to the classic names. oh yeah. top girls name = emily!! top boys name was something i forgot. nicholas was about number 10 or thereabouts. OH YEAH!!! WOOT go NICK. most popular names in the 70s according the article were SHARON, BARRY, DARREN, KAREN, WAYNE.. OMFG WHAT BOGAN NAMES. shazza, bazza, dazza, kazza, wazza. OMFG. so many boooogansssssss. *runs around in circles screaming and pulling hair out* im gonna name my kids after maths : - vector - cube / cubic (HAHAH awww CUBE!!) - quadratic - kinematics - permutation - vertice - edge (oooh rebel) - plane - face - bracket - square root - vinculum (the line in a fraction) - obelus!! (the divide sign with a line and two dots) ok enough. what about people who name their kids after countries? there was some curry lady with kids named china, india and stuff. whats with naming kids after poor countries? JORDAN. poor arab country. INDIA. poor curry country. i cant wait till someone names their kid KAZAKHSTAN or MONGOLIA. ooh yeah. how about SRI LANKA OR ZIMBABWE or IVORY COAST? or NIGER!!!!!! BAHAHAHHA what about MADAGASCAR lets get creative people.. VATICAN CITY. come here vatican city! thats it! come to daddy!! you too MONGOLIA. and then theres the weird names that are normal in hong kong. apple. olive. candy. ok maybe candy is short for candice but anyway. noodle. rice. soup. theres some new suggestions. porridge. ovaltine. milo is already a name. horlicks. aloe vera. six. soda. spinach. computer. speaker. flower. raaaaainboww. all wonderful names. i suggest you write these down in case you forget one day and you want a fantastic original name for your child. fish. koala. queen. monkey. book. car. oh the possibilities. fisher. hunter. cooker. fridge. crispy. horny. i feel sorry for the poor kid in america named randy who moves to england. hahaha you see randy means horny in england. hello, RANDY. gahh so much for a shorter post. ah well. names are fun ARENT THEY?! =] byee