today

today i re-discovered that cutting up pumpkins and sweet potatoes hurts me. because theyre so freakin hard to cut those bitch root vegetables. and then they kept sliding everywhere. stupid slippery bitch root vegetables. but i got the last laugh. cause now theyre all liquified in my PUMPKIN SOUP lol. thats right bitches. liquified.

ahaha anyway moving on from nick vs. root vegetable land. today i also...

- cooked rice.
- watched tv. daytime tv is pretty shit. oprah was boring. ready steady cook has a shit host and its boring anyway. the ellen degeneres show is mildly entertaining. soap operas. pft. midday movie. goodlord give us something better.

- kao sua for my mum. thats the asian thing where you rub their back or where ever it hurts with a copper coin on a stick and vicks/tiger balm. damn it makes you feel.. bad? cause it looks like youre hurting them when their skin goes like bright red and then it bruises and shit.. garh. its supposed to be good though.. cause all the blood comes to the surface and flows through the area again. and the 'wind' is released from the body as my mum says.

kao sua is called gua sha in mandarin i think. and koh k'chol in cambo. some old people dont feel better until its been done to them. i remember it was done to me once as a kid and i was like

OMG WTF IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU HURTING ME LIKE THIS

..and my parents just kept going. lol. that was the first and last time it ever happened to me. maybe ill do it again when im next sick. i can take it now cause im a man. right? haha

anyway i think thats it for today cause i cbf typing anymore. will blog again soon.

nite all

pon and zi

pon and zi are 'emo cartoons' lol. like really homo emo gaybo mushy mushy lovey dovey walla walla bing bang shit. but i still love these cartoons.

only a real man could admit to that XD

hahaha

lolol fat people have such an awesome sense of humour =]

verbal diarrhoea time

good evening fair readers

its time to indulge in a favourite past time of mine and that is verbal diarrhoea whereby i simply spill out random thoughts from my brain which travel through my fingers and onto the internet. its simply amazing.

#1. just talking with jimmy about ethnicity before. thats a fancy word for where the fck you came from. lol anyway he said hes been told he looks CAMBO lol or MALAY which is closer to malaysian than cambo but still different. theres a distinct difference between malay and malaysian for those who dont know. anyway i remember times when i used to get pissed when people could never guess my ethnicity.

are you:

- indian? no.
- sri lankan? no.
- pakistani? no.
- indian? ...NO.
- indonesian? no.
- filipino? no.
- thai? no.
- taiwanese? no.
- viet? no.
- chinese? no. and um wtf i dont look chinese.
- indian? FCKN

lol ok well i must admit i do have indian blood. going back a while here but its still in me which is why i can dance like a sexy bollywood star i guess. so where the bloody hell AM i from?

nick was born in new zealand to a cambodian father and a cambodian-chinese mother. he is an australian citizen. so there you go. cambodian chinese i am. though more cambo. though still teochiu. or chiu chow. or chao zhou. same thing. proud of both cultures cause they are the fckn bomb.

#2. i dont remember what i was going to say after all that but since i have been typing this sentence i remember. ENTER SCORES. omgomg. hopefully my parents will pay full fee so i can get a slightly lower enter and do pharmacy at monash. lol or else ill go to bendigo. mmm fun. too much pressure. gonna dieeee. hate all this shit. wish i was an international student = NO UMAT

want to grow up and make lots of money and get big house big car big room. ALSO GOT BIG MOUTH. LIKE TO COMPLAIN. hhaah theres a movie quote for all us fans of singaporean movies out there.

ok diarrhoea time over. venting done for today. time for circular functions [=



when all on the outside is stirring around you; be calm within.

geoooooorgeee

Wikipedia - George Santayana (16 December 1863 in Madrid, Spain – 26 September 1952 in Rome, Italy), was a philosopher, essayist, poet, and novelist. He is perhaps best known for his oft-quoted "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" from Reason in Common Sense, the first volume of his The Life of Reason.

Spanish guy who died like 2 months before my dad was born. good with words.

anyway.

been a long time since i came here to my little corner of the net. miss me? or maybe everyone has left and its just me talking to myself. interesting image innit? like imagine the internet is a room. with millions and billions of corners. and at every corner is a person with a blog who is talking. or yelling. and theyre all yelling into the middle of the room and other people are walking past or stopping and listening. or maybe if the net was a literal 'information superhighway' and we were all driving along in our cars and there were millions of people in little roadside stands talking and giving their opinions on things. and people who have art blogs would be showing their pictures by the roadside. and people with political blogs would be burning flags. and people with tb blogs would have big lights and feathers and springs and leg warmers for sale. haha i dont know where im going with this.

exams are now over and i want to go along the highway screaming. but i feel kinda crap. cause i think i stuffed them. like maybe not reallllllllllyyyyyyyy bad but bad enough. i know im a perfectionist but just shutup okay. i wantttt tooooo dieeeeeeeeeeee. lolol i said that to tracy at the glen and this ugly girl walking past looked at me. hahaha stupid ugly girl.

omgomg you know what. ive seen alot of unwanted cracks lately. like wtf pull your pants up you fugly bitches. or wear some bloody knickers. like okay fair enough you know i like big butts and i cannot lie. lol jk i dont like BIG butts. shapely ones yes. but anyway fair enough i cop a perve sometimes but these people.. I DONT EVEN LOOK AND ITS SHOVED IN MY FACE. ew. this fat girl walking around in her trackie dacks withh her crack hanging out the back omg i wanted to cack. on a train in the rain of spain which falls softly on the plain. and another one squatting on the floor looking at something on the shelf. ohmylohk. dont want to see your cheek partition thank you maam.

anyway time to go i think. try to update more often in the holidays if anyhting comes up.

gnite all =]

go in peace.