meli kelikimaki

thats what id say to you if you were hawaiian =] so i dont celebrate the religious side of christmas.. but theres nothing wrong with getting in the festive spirit is there? family, food, ffffree gifts? lol and in a week it will be new years ! and in about a month itll be chinese new year ! and then in april it will be cambo new year! ohh yeahhhh food and money. the essentials of my life.

yepyep and today i got a christmas present from my boss =] CHRISTMAS BONUS. in an ang bao. lolol maybe its my christmas and combined chinese new year gift since i wont be there for gue ni this year. thats really nice of them. i must give them a gift and write a very heartfelt card expressing my gratitude XD

what else. OMG TODAY I SAW SOMETHING REALLY WEIRD THAT IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND I WAS LIKE OMG WTF THAT IS REALLY WEIRD AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE. i was standing around *keeping an eye on customers* as we say, and there were these 3 chinese people. a father and his two daughters - about 20 somethings. not hot at all. not even pretty so i was like yeh ill just stand over here. anyway they were like talking to each other and it was like

chogoramasamyvalkamanyangaputaratnamchongbatsuangaeo

and i was like wtf maybe theyre hakka. LOLOL but then i kept listening and i thought okay maybe theyre korean? cause some of the things they said sounded like korean. but their surname was chang. as i saw on their script. and i thought hmm. maybe theyre not like the 99% of other koreans who are kims, parks or lees. hahaha but anyway later i heard someone ask them what they speak and they were like

oh. we speak a mix of languages. everything. INDIAN, NEPALI, ENGLISH. and cantonese. and i was like wow. do you speak cambodian? HAHAHA No. said they. but wtf man. i had read about hakka people born in india in like the chinatown there and they speak fluent hindi and i was like wtf. thats so weird. like you know how lots of chinese people have that thing about not liking black people. lol yeah and here they are speaking the language in their own family. very interesting. indeed. and then they left. carrying on with their hindi-nepali conversation. yeahh that was .. cool? and freaky at the same time.

i love it when people speak unexpected languages. like chinese people speaking SPANISH. or FRENCH. or FCKN HINDI HAHA. or even like.. cambo kids speaking in an american acccent. thats the sex. unless they talk like gangster tryhard then its like hey yo bacc da fucc up. i want to hear a cambo kid speaking in english accent. like a girl. like a hot one. thats my age. like yeah merry christmas from england nick.

but itll be like *merr-ey chres-mus from ingland nehk* and ill be like he he he yeah thanks. in my sexiest man voice.

OKAY thats it. i think youve been in my fantasies long enough you perverts.

merry christmas, bon noel, feliz navidad. buon natale, sheng dan jie kuai le and all that other stuff. happy hannukah to the jewish people and happy kwanzaa to my african american brothers lol. happy public holiday and bbq-ing/hot-potting/general eating to all the asians who arent christian =] and those people who dont like christmas.

have a safe trip to nz my lady. we shall catch up when you get back oun !! and i shall reminisce with you of my childhood memories in that land so far away.

merry christmas to all and to all a good night

im boreeed

gargh bored again. but i should go to sleep soon but like i dont want to. even though i have to get up early tomorrow.

just got back from lims pharmacy annual christmas dinner. gold leaf restaurant.. pretty good.. but the guy taking our order omg dodgy canto fob. do you want crab or lobster noodle?

*covers mouth with his pad so that my boss cant see him talking to the others*

LOBSTER EASY TO EAT. LESS SHELL.

yeah lobster also more expensive yo. haha yo. im gonna use that more often. cause im nigger yo.

anyway after dodgy fob man went away everyone was kinda silent. and then started talking. drinking. my bosses encourage me to drink lol. *we wont tell your daddy* lolol but omg. adults make pretty lame jokes. like if we made them at school everyone would be like omg thats lame. but you laugh anyway cause theyre adults. and they pay you. so yes LAUGH IT UPP

and then we were talking and one of the shop girls lives nearby in springy so she was gonna be walking home yeah and she was drinking a lil bit so another shop girl is like *better be careful you dont get raped on the way home!* as a joke and then she replies *lol dont worry about them raping me.. be worried about ME raping THEM* and everyones just like
...
BAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

okay so she didnt say lol.

and then, me making a lame joke and all.. *i should take iem (drunk rapist shop girl) to cambodia with me!! then i can walk in the city at night!* and everyone laughs some more. ohhhhh yeahhhhhh. see now that was a pretty lame one. but adults love it.

oh and i love how cheng says calamari in her accent. *ka..ka.. kalla-ma-REE* lolol classic.

so yeah thats about it. my last christmas dinner at lims. no chinese new year bonus for me next year =[ but also no more annoying customers or feeling stupid for doing the wrong thing. yeah okay ive wasted a lot of time now and i feel tired. the end.

oooooh

ok after all that not so happy content in my last post, i felt like doing some quizzes today =]

Reflections of the spirit?

You reflect the wisdom of the spirit. You shine as
a wise and ancient sage who values intellect
among the most. Your spirit brings guidance to
those around you. You have accomplished your
strength with age and time. Don't let your wise
advice go to waste. Share it with all who are
willing to listen.

Reflections of the Spirit?
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aiyah make me sound so old one.

religion.

now. i think that im a very tolerant person and i respect and have an interest in all the different belief systems that people around the world have. so when you talk to me about religion, i wont give you any crap or disrespect because i like to know the real truth behind things rather than listen to people telling me their possibly biased opinions.

after my last jovial post, i got a comment:

What are you doing on a christian website?! I thought your Buddhist! OR are you trying to convert? lol.

Yes Nick, religion as in C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N-I-T-Y not B-U-D-D-H-I-S-M...

I thought Buddhists don't celebrate christimas. I think they use the Bodhi tree instead and Hotei the Buddhist Santa lol

In this context, I wonder if this "religion increase your chances of sex" applies also to Buddhism

Remember that Christianity vs. Buddhism debate at school, Neither you nor I could hack that the other religion is better.
:roll:

Anyway, I'll leave you to believe your Buddha, the so-called "Reincarnation" prince or something. And I'll leave me self to belief God.

In Cambodia, we don't see Christians going down and burning Buddhist "wats" down. It's only Buddhism who come and burn Christian churchs down!

- Squash

hmm. very interesting comment there stephen. actually i wasnt thinking about religion at all when i was posting that. i think i said that i found it interesting? i like learning about other religions and the whole connection between the song and Catholicism was cool. but anyway;

its also interesting to note that you finished with anti-Buddhist sentiment there. The people that do those things arent Buddhist at all because our religion teaches us to respect and care for others - not go around burning down their sacred places.. which is really.. bad. So you can liken them to people like hamas and al qaeda who take things way out of context so people get ideas like you and start saying that an entire religion is represented by a small group of extremists.

and also i dunno who hotei is.. sounds jap. Buddhism isnt uniform everywhere so i guess hotei is a local addition. in cambodia we call him 'ta noh-el' or grandpa noel after the french word for christmas

and no one said i cant go on a Christian website just because im Buddhist ? its called learning. oh and Buddhists can celebrate whatever they want! its not a restrictive religion at all.. in fact when the Dalai Lama visited a church somewhere in Europe he said that 'This is a very sacred place' and he knelt down and prayed. you cant get much more accepting of other religions than that. but thats an idea about decorating a Bodhi tree lol..

but anyway we shouldnt try and say which religion is better. just please dont talk down about my faith with comments that have an underlying religious elitist tone about them (say that 5 times fast):

the so called 'reincarnation' prince? i dont go around saying that Jesus 'apparently rose from the dead' or the 'supposed Father in Heaven' will save us all. its not respectful nor is it polite to the millions or even billions who believe.

sometimes i even think to myself that religion can almost be unnecessary. i mean if you live a good life.. do honourable, respectful and caring things.. be a good person and be good to others and all that.. then if there is an afterlife you will surely be rewarded regardless of whether you had a religion or not.

so ill tell you now.. the sex thing was a joke like many of the other things i say up here.. but this is not. religion is a very touchy subject. if you have an opinion of another religion that would obviously or even slightly have a chance of making somebody feel uncomfortable, dont say it. simple as that. theres no need to go around spreading your beliefs to everybody and condemning those that dont believe in what you do.. thats what happened back with the crusades.. with all those people dying for the sake of religion.. thats not what faith is about. violence is stupid. i personally dont think theres a need for 'conversion' missionaries either... i mean helping others is great and i like that side of missionaries.. but converting everyone? unnecessary. just help them and be glad that you did something good.

so please everyone. if you know things about a religion and theyre not nice then dont say them. we need more LOVE than HATE lol. promote unity. i know Muslims will agree with me here when i say that a small group of people does not represent the majority and things can get out of hand when sentiments like these are spread around. just be happy in what you do and be happy that other people are happy in what they do. enjoy the happiness of others, because like a candle flame, it cannot be diminished by sharing.

peace and happiness for all.

the twelve days of christmas

so i was watching that show creature features and they were talking about the song THe Twelve Days of Christmas. lolol who remembers all the words ?! did you ever really stop to think about what the song was about?

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
a partridge in a pear tree.

on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

you know by the 12th day of christmas this guy would have 12 pear trees and 12 partridges. wtf kind of true love gives you that crap. merry christmas honey, 12 pear trees, 30 french hens and 42 geese a laying !

ooooooh! thank you so very much you faggot. now i live on a freaking farm and i smell like pears and manure.

on the other hand, on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me

five gooooooolden ringggggggssssss

so by the 12th day of christmas this guy would have 40 golden rings. come here my true love.

BUT who would want
- 12 drummers drumming
- 22 pipers piping
or 30 lords a leaping?

who the hell wants 30 overweight hairy men in tights leaping around their house? im sure this must have been the dreams of all the wonderful peasants back in the day.

little jack peasant child: mother mother, this year i want lords leaping around our mud and straw shack. it shall be ever so gay! do you not just adore it when things are so gay , mother?

dirty peasant mother: yes, would that not be ye olde splendid, my sonneth. so very gay indeed.

..though there are 9 ladies dancing on the 9th day and by the 12th day you would have 45 dancing ladies. okay so maybe my true love really does love me. mmm as long as theyre professional. exotic. dancers. not like some poor village girl who doesnt wash and smells like fish, dirt and farm animals.

okay you know what i found out after saying all that/ some people say that this song was an old deivce used to teach catholic kids about their faith. jesus is the partridge in the pear tree and the two turtle doves are the old and new testament. 12 lords a leaping arent the 12 apostles. 11 pipers piping are the apostles, save Judas Iscariot who betrayed jesus.

go here http://www.cresourcei.org/cy12days.html
its actually quite interesting.. but may be another one of those conspiracy theories.. theres not enough evidence to support the for or against argument so just read it and be a little wiser.. because every woman is looking for an intelligent man. so really by learning about religion youre increasing your chances of sex. LOL jk ladies. not kidding gents.

okay? enjoy holidays everybody.. only a week or so till christmas. happy holidays.

australia is not a racist country.. bullshit

australia may not be an openly racist country. in fact, there are many people who are very nice to 'ethnics' and like to learn about our culture and stuff. but then there are those others. heaps of them. they have strong opinions but dont often express them because they are afraid. then something like one nation and pauline hanson comes along and all these people think okay its alright to think like i do now - GET OUT YOU FCKN ETHNICS. or something happens like what happened in cronulla and maroubra and theres shit going on everywhere.

*im not racist but..*

*middle eastern extraction*

*middle eastern appearance*

*ethnics*

*the ethnic community*

right look at moi look at moi look at moi. now ive got 2 words to say to you people:

lolol you tell em, child

stolen!

hehe stolen off guangs blog ! we havent spoken in ages guang. like.. 5 years? wow. anyway heres the lovely quiz thing that i found on g's blog.

[1] First grade teacher's name: Mrs Fricke (*Fricky* lol no joke)

[2] Last words you said: ask ms slocombe if shes got any yr 7 kids

[3] Last song you sang: 'why do birds suddenly appear..' (a very short duet with tien !!)

[4] Last person you hugged: mum. actually she hugged me =P

[5] Last thing you laughed at: FUTURAMA!!

[6] Last time you said I don't remember: I do not recall.

apparently there's no question 7.

[8] What are you listening to right now: sound of my keyboard

[9] What colour socks are you wearing: invisible colour.

[10] What's under your bed: carpet

[11] What time did you wake up today: 7.45am then I went back to sleep. got out of bed at 10.40

[12] Current taste: I just burped so umm. banana.

[13] Current hair: short. long side burns!!1percentagesign haha the days of the mushroom are long gone.

[14] Current clothes: poor green cargo pants, white chesty bonds ! oh and boxers =]

[15] Current annoyance: money. cant get enough.

[16] Current longing: to have more money

[17] Current desktop picture: some xp background called ‘peace’

[18] Current worry: vce scores on Monday GAH

[19] Current hate: people things. relationships can get so difficult you just want them to all go away. but you don’t. and then you get frustrated. shit.

[20] Current favourite article of clothing: jeans. singlet that fits properly.

[21] Favourite physical feature of the opposite sex: the batoks. lolol or maybe.. hair. or face !

[22] Last CD that you listened to: my sisters pussy cat dolls one

[23] Favourite place to be: in bed. with friends. my room.

[24] Least favourite place: somewhere where I don’t know anyone.

[25] Time you wake up in the morning: normally 6.30 – 6.45 now its holidays so between 11.30 and 2.30 LOL

[26] If you could play an instrument, what would you play: the Cambodian violin ! tro as its known. or the cambo xylophone yeahyeah that’s hot. I did play the saxophone for 3 years but I got bored.

[27] Favourite colour: Blue

[28] Do you believe in an afterlife: yes.. many afterlives

[29] How tall are you: 185 cm I think it was or 6 foot? I forget.

[30] Current favourite word/saying: I don’t think I have one now

[31] Favourite book: don’t have one now. nothing comes to mind cause I haven’t read in aaaages

[32] Favourite season: summer or autumn

[33] One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: me.

no question 34 either.

[35] Where do you want to go: everywhere

[36] What is your career going to be like: fulfilling

[37] How many kids do you want: 2. help me pick out their names ! English name, cambo name and a Chinese name hohoho

[38] What kind of car will you have: a roadworthy one

[have you ever...]

[39] Said "I love you" and meant it: yes

[40] Gotten in a fight with your dog/cat/bird/fish, etc: yeah. MAGPIE fckn bird. sif attack an 8 year old CHILD ON A BIKE.

[41] Been to L A: no

[42] Been to Florida: nay

[43] Been to California: ditto

[44] Been to Hawaii: running out of words for no

[45] Been to Las Vegas: nah.. I think we know where this quiz comes from now

[46] Been to China: YEAHYEAH last year. omg holidays with friends is indupitably fantasmagorical.

[47] Been to Canada: no

[48] Danced naked: no.

[49] Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: no

[50] Wanted to be the opposite sex: I think every guy dreams about it but wont admit it. you know what every guy would do if he were a woman for a day? go and get a mirror and a cucumber. you figure out the rest.

[51] Had an imaginary friend: nooooo

[52] Do you have a crush on someone: I don’t think you would call it that no

[53] What book are you reading now?: I will be reading some yr 12 text soon. romulus my father or the curious incident of the dog in the night time.

[54] Worst feeling in the world: sorrow

[55] What is the first thing you think when you wake in the morning: shiiiiit.

[56] How many rings before you answer: how ever long it takes for me to get to the phone. sometimes I don’t answer.

[57] Future daughter's name: Emily!! lol I have yet to decide on a nice cambo name for her. and I have ideas for Chinese name but I need the right combination.

[58] Future son's name: cube! wait that’s tiens son. Einstein, Pythagoras? haha jk I dunno. id like a nice non-bogan name. cambo name could be Sarak after a famous old school boxer. ditto for my daughters Chinese name

[59] Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no. do you sleep with a blow up doll?

[60] If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be: gynaecologist specializing only in models. the guy that made that rubber suit for Jessica alba. Jessica alba’s masseuse =]

[61] Wish you were here: somewhere fun

[62] College plans: I am at college. stupid Americans. its called UNIVERSITY.

[63] Piercing: nope. my mum would get pissed and my dad would kill me. if my mum didn’t first.

[64] Do you do drugs: oh sure. all that demazin claratyne telfast shit. I remember that guy that sent an email to the whole school telling us how to extract codeine from panadeine tablets. lol his ass got busted bad.

[65] Do you smoke: nope. but im SMOKINNNN omg lame.

[66] Who are your best friends: that’s for me to know

no sixy seben

[68] What are you most scared of: rejection

[69] What clothes do you sleep in: birthday suit.. covered with boxers and tshirt

[70] Who is the last person that called you: my mum

[71] Where do you want to get married: at home

[72] If you could change anything about yourself what would that be: body shape and.. many other things

[73] Who do you really hate: again that’s for me to know

[74] Been In Love: yeah I think so. why bother? just bash your head repeatedly against a wall and itll hurt less.

[75] Are You Timely Or Always Late: timely. rarely tardy.

[76] Do You Have A Job: pharmacy boy

[77] Do You Like Being Around People: often.

[78] Best feeling in the world: good feeling.

[79] Are you for world peace: yeah I wish for someone to piss all over the world

[80] Are you a health freak: haha at the moment YES.

[81] Do You Have A "Type" Of Person You Always Go After: umm.. intelligent! asian. haha me no racist. just have preference. phuc dat bich.

[82] Want Someone You Don't Have Right Now: yeah. but want can mean many things

[83] Are You Lonely Right Now: I guess not

[84] Ever Afraid You'll Never Get Married: yes. what if I find no one =[ ill end up like that primary school teacher who had breast cancer so she lost 1 tit and she lived with 100 farm animals. ITS BECAUSE SHE DIDN’T GET MARRIED GAHH.

[85] Do You Want To Get Married: see 84.

[86] Do You Want Kids: of course. didn’t you already ask me how many ? AND their names? stupid Americans.

[in the last 48 hours, have you...]

[87] Cried: no. I bet all the girls have. omg. girls.

[88] Bought Something: yes. that’s whats making me feel so tight about money.

[89] Gotten Sick: yeah my penis threw up all over my hand this morning. LOLjk

[90] Sang: in my head yes

[91] Said I Love You: yeah to that sexual guy in the mirror xD

[92] Wanted To Tell Someone You Loved them: yeah maybe

[93] Met Someone New: no you cant really call it that.

[94] Moved On: from..?

[95] Talked To Someone: yes.

[96] Had A Serious Talk: everything I say is serious.

[97] Missed Someone: all the time

[98] Hugged Someone: yeah

[99] Kissed Someone: no

[100] Fought With Your Parents: no

[101] Dreamed About Someone You Can't Be With: no

[102] Had a lot of sleep: YES. bless the holidays. HOLY DAYS IS WHAT THEY ARE. holy days for the tired. mmmm amen.

random thoughts

today i had a random thought. well everyday i have random thoughts but you know.. i was thinking about my job.

now i suppose most of you who are reading this know that i work in a pharmacy and as such i have to deal with people's personal medications with the utmost professionality. hm. and i think i do that. well at least i show it. and i guess its not professional to be blogging about it on the net but yeah im a bored teenager and im not using names so whatcha gonna do?

okay. the main thing id like to talk about is yucky old people buying sex stuff. lololol. sex stuff. YEAHYEAH omg i just think about them all differently after they buy it. after i give them a smile and tell them to have a nice day. aiiiiiiiyahhhhhhhhh. cause theyre like 50? 55?

aaaaaaaiiiiiiyaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

and im standing at the register and an old guy with grey hair.. pretty umm. round? okay lets just say fat. yeah so he comes in the back door, quickly looks down at the condoms (which are in the BACK CORNER on the BOTTOM shelf.. near the anti-fungal stuff lol) and picks TWO boxes, and puts them down in front of me. and i charge him.

*have a nice day =]*

as instructed by my boss:
'we have to protect our customers' privacy'

i put the condoms in a paper bag before putting them in a plastic bag. hahaha.. and you know what? it didnt really embarrass me that i was charging him. its just my job. but i think HE was embarrassed? because he put the boxes upside down on the counter. so no one could see what an atrocious act he was (planning on) committing. yeah but anyway.

once there was a cambo man who was completely opposite. VERY OPEN ABOUT IT. i mean like open about his. appendage, shall we call it? his ding dong. his one eyed trouser snake. the salami. his third leg. yeah his appendage. cause i asked him what he used this medication for (cream) and he was like

FOR MY BALLS (in cambo)

and im like = um. sorry?

FOR MY BALLS. *points to his crotch*

nick: ohhh. right. okay then. ill just ask the pharmacist *cheesy grin*

lol i wanted to burst out laughing. nothing like that has happened in a while. except when i walked past an oldddd oldddddd curry guy who let out a huggeeeeeee windyyyyyy fart that was like oh. lord. have mercy.

oh and a few weeks ago some cambo dad.. about 45 or so. came and bought some DE-SENSITISING SPRAY. and the brand was STUD 100 baahaha. now i had forgotten what that was for so i went to look at it after he left. de-sensitising spray, children, is to make the penis less sensitive to stimuli and thus it prevents pre-mature ejaculation.

nick upon finding out: = OH LORD. EW I FEEL SO DIRTY. like a WHORE.

hahaha but i got over it. but still. its like. selling it to your father. very disturbing feeling indeed.

looks like my one random thought inspired all of this shit i just wrote. mmm. i shall blog some more another time alritey?

gnite all.

borrrredddddddddd

ooooomg i am so boredom. boredness. you could cut the boredness with a knife its so damn thick. yeah what can i say.

i found my father on the internet. LOLOL omg i was looking at this site about cambos in nz (the sexiest and coolest come from wellington of course) and it led me to an online encyclopaedia of nz. and so they had this article about cambodians and i look at it and i see this black and white photo about scholarship students in the 70s and ..IS THAT PA? IT IS. WOW. my fah-der soh famous ah! yes that was a surprise. i learnt he was one of 6 science students from camboland to study in nz on the colombo scholarship plan. and now hes an accountant. bahaha.

okay so now i think you can see how bored i am cause im talking about my fathers academic past. ohlord what can i do. its too early to sleep? dont tell me to masturbate. lolol. im practicing self-restraint here. like that movie 40 days 40 nights or whatever. see how long i can last ay? till exam results come out.. dont jeopardise your grades by being un-holy while theyre being corrected haha.

riteo good-niteo fromo nicko at-o red-o rooster-o