omg what a nerd

just as im about to blog i receive a 7 minute call from my mystery-stalker-nerd person. garh. go away. okay just blogging a bit to waste my time cause i designated an hour on the net before i go study for my bio test tomorrow. bio bio bio. not fun. thinking i may do crap. feeling sick. reduces capacity to absorb information. much information to absorb. crap crap crap. thinking about nothing. feeling half sick and half neutral. but overall my mood is morose. garh. a couple of days before my bday too. must PERK UP DAMMIT. perky perky. word that immediately springs into mind when saying perky --> breasts. HAHA!! image that springs to mind --> white blonde american teenager in tight top with perky breasts, short denim hot pants and white sneakers. oh and she has pigtails and is wobbling her head from side to side. while jumping up and down. with her perky breasts also jumping up and down. OKAY. enough of that. woke up this morning expecting to find my thermos of tea i made the night before a little cold. tasted it. MMMMM HOT TEA. ahh the wonders of the thermos. modern civilisation will never cease to amaze me. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. although not at the same time which is stupid. bahh anyway hot tea in the morning is a good thing when youre a sick person. thatll do for today cause nothing else happened today at all. i slept and ate and watched tv and did some hw. and now im here. thinking about perkiness... off we go to think some more. la di-da di da da da da. BYE!! dammit i sneezed.. germs flying everywhere with my spit droplets and mucus. *mmm.. hygienic*

nothing in particular to say

welll.. english sac today for 2 periods.. omg i think ill get an average mark. my conclusion was so shit and i bs throughout the whole essay. garh. OH macbeth, how i despise thee. let me count the ways. one one thousand. two one thousand. three one thousand. and more. Act I. scene i. when shall macbeth and i meet again? at exam time, when i am feeling pain? there to meet macbeth. where? upon my desk. fair is foul and foul is fair. search through my books to find mabeth there. ooookay. so i really dont like macbeth. let us just say he is not my favourite person. anyway. after the sac was over i was like gah praise the lord. and then went to get my bag and go away from school. but then i needed to pee. so i went and did my business in the stinky boys toilets and got my bag and proceeded to find my friends. discovered them sitting with much of the rest of the school - in the amphitheatre shade sail place watching battle of the bands. so i was like okay fine. battle of the bands. whatever. great entertainment. well not really. but it was okay just to sit there and laugh at the mediocre talent that all these boys had. one guy was just yelling into the microphone. damn junior. my leg fell asleep so vicky started bashing it crazily. she was like ahhhhhh pins and needles!! *bash bash bash* lol. and what else. just sitting there with vicky laughing at everyone and how constipated / stupid / weird they looked. we would make such good aus idol judges =] anyway. before it all finished i went to tuition. after tuition came home. freakin late bus. talked to ruth at the station after coming back from her 'self supervised' physics excursion. ruth is funny. talking about using magazines as toilet paper. HAHA. man i started out saying i was gonna use it to cover my table and spit bones onto. and shes like - TOILET PAPER. ouch. yup after ruth left waited for the bus and came home. ate. slept. woke up. ate. net. drooled all over my pillow again. i have to stop doing that. its not a nice feeling when you wake up. i guess thats how tired i am. cant control myself *gahhhhhhhh drooling* so bored so i started blogging. no one really to talk to. was thinking about macrob carnival today. 4pm? 4pm is like halfway to night time al-freakin-ready. like 6 its dark. so thats essentially a 2 hour carnival? ahhaha. louie asked if i was going to the formal. i said yeah. he said good luck. im like why?! are they gonna eat me alive? louie: yeah. nick: why?!? louie: cause youre so sexy nick: -_- oh. oh dear. hahah okay anyway. thats about it for today. actually that is it for today. someone come online so i can talk to you. please. or maybe ill go watch some live concert sstuff from cambodia. hehehe. BYE!!

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chem quiz.. the big even of today. twas okay i suppose. guessed a few. tried to work out others. not sure how i went. everyone got a certificate of participation already.. yay.. haha and a free periodic table to keep for the rest of our lives. WOW. now THATS worth $3.30.

umm nothing else really happened.. lunch time was a cold bitch. damn wind. heres a story about what happens when the wind blows:

it goes up kiki's (codename.. i dont know anyone named kiki lol) skirt and flushes out the smell. and all the bacteria. thats what happens to all girls who wear skirts on windy days. they get a good flushing out. bahahah random.

yeah and also.. we all know that ejaculating 5 times a week prevents men from getting prostate cancer. now thats a scientific fact. but did you know that eating tomato products also reduces the chance of getting prostate cancer? yes. so! BOYS. do your business with one hand and eat a tomato with the other. or better yet get someone else to do the business for you and use your two free hands to eat tomatoes. hehehe =]

i would make fun of my curry student teacher again but you really need to be able to hear the accent to get the jokes.

anyway.. watching documentary on tv about viet orphans who were adopted back in the 70s by aussie families. its so sad. like theyre all grown up now and going back to look for their birth parents and stuff. and they all look so viet but out comes this thick aussie accent. and they really dont have a clue about where theyre from or anything about their background. i think thats really.. um.. not nice. we all know how much nick loves his culture and background.. so for someone to not know where theyre from.. for me its a real shame. but at least theyre making the effort to search for their parents. well some are. this guy who lives in some bumpkin town in wa doesnt want to find his birth parents. but yeah.. it must have taken a lot of courage to give up a child. i mean.. your own child. how much do you love the child to make a decision like that? you realise you cant support it, so you leave it hoping that it will find a better life. yeah and theres this lady who was adopted when she was 8 so she still remembers stuff.. and she found her mum again!!

okay. so anyway my blog wasnt that random today.. but this documentary has put me in such a sombre mood.. its so sad.. lots of crying and crap. hahaha omg im such a woman.

okay so ill be back soon with some random events hopefully. now going back to watching documentary.

nitey nite!!

..ok *GAHHHHHH*

well then.. this morning it was raining and my dad dropped me off at school. but he didnt stop in the car park.. he just stopped by the side of the road near the crossing.. which of course is illegal and luckily the psycopathic curry lollipop man wasnt there cause otherwise our car would have been bashed by his sign, we would have been verbally abused with his strong accent and he would have called the police on his red nokia. he told jimmys mum that the govt. gave him this job so he wouldnt go insane. omg. im scared now. fcking retard. anyway.. instead, it was mr popov, the school handy man who told me off. haha i was looking at him putting up the 'children crossing' sign as my dad pulled over and i was like oh shit oh shit hes gonna tell us off isnt he. but it was too late. my dad already stopped. so i got out of the car and mr popov, who lives in a shed at school according to popular belief, and eats cats off the roof, and sometimes lives in the cupboard under the stairs at the back of the sci-tech centre.. anyway he was just lke *tell your parent not to drop you off there anymore.. its DANGEROUS and theres a ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR FINE* and so I was like *ok* then I run away. hahaha stupid popov. what a fitting name too.. poPOV. hes such an angry man sometimes.. I remember once he was swearing at steve the canteen owner.. calling him a fat wog and shit.. HHAHAAH that was HILARIOUS. then another time I saw popov trying to talk to steve and steve was just like, in his thick greek aussie accent *FUCK OFF* and he kept saying it again and again hahaha school politics rocks my jocks. anyway I cant remember much that happened at school today.. except that ruth told me carbohydrates make you angry. so I was just yelling at people telling them to stop eating potatoes. and then I was pointing at winnie eating her lasagne going STOP!! CARBOHYDRATES MAKE YOU ANGRY. then I pointed at Andrews sandwich and did the same thing. I think they make you angry cause they make you fat. unless you want to get fat. like chris. damn good metabolism chris. oh yeah!! in general amanda was drawing pics of stuff.. shes so damn good!! and she drew a pic of our curry student teacher MRS VADDI. hahaha 'inwerse wariation wariation wariation okay okay okay?' omg shes so ANNOYING. then we were pissing ourselves over her accent. OMG HHAHA mr crosby didnt know who was away so i yelled out *WHOS MISSING TODAY? come on... someones gotta have a friend not here.. HAS SOMEONE GOT A FRIEND WHO ISNT HERE?* and then vaddi is just liek *yes.* then continues with the lesson. HAHA RANDOM. then after school at the glen kath, me, tien and lisa were at kfc and we saw jimmy and he was like hey want some chips and were like why? and we find out it was because this curry guy working at kfc just gave them to jimmy for free. hahaha LARGE CHIPS TOO. jimmy told him and the guys like ‘nah don’t worry about it’ so jimmy gets free large chips at no extra cost. oh yeahhh. and so I go and order a snacker and tien comes with me with the large chips and all of a sudden hes like *you know if you don’t like those chips I can get you new ones* and tiens like *..ok… I don’t like these ones.* hahaahha so we got NEW free chips. ah what a nice guY!! I thought he was trying to get fired.. but he just started.. we were talking to him and stuff and I remembered he went to our school last yr. must have sounded like a random getting off the bus today cause the driver closed the door and i was like WAIT WAIT and then he didnt open it so i was like OPEN THE BACK DOOR PLEASSSSSSE in my retard voice and when it opened i jumped out yelling THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU hahaah.. ah well my friends were on the bus so i guess not EVERYONE thought i was a retard. =] anyway Emily just told me that I smell and that she rocks my jocks. and then she went off. well. if you are implying that I smell GOOD.. then that sentence makes sense. thank you lady Emily. till next time, gnite ya’ll.

uh oh

i really have to write shorter entries. haahah sif anyone reads the entire length of 5 page essays on my life. ANYWAY i forgot to say the other day.. think it was friday..how me and carol were discussing names in chem class lol. she asked me my favourite girls name.. and i couldnt really answer her. i said felicity but then changed my mind. it has a nice meaning but.. reminds me of holly valance which is kinda slutty and gay. so yeah now i dont know what to say. emily is a nice name.. reminds me of innocent little girls (ahem EMILY and bananas lol) and grace.. it means so many good things.. but then we got talking about BAD names for girls. ahhaha heres a list: - prudence - gertrude - eugenia - grenda - blanche - cornelia - morag - and best of all.. BRUNHILDA BAHAHAH imagine a fat opera lady with plaits and a horned hat (horny hat hehe) named BRRRRUNHILDA!! hilarious. then there were the holy biblical names: - felicity - charity - hope - faith - grace - providence - chastity (HAHAHA itd be funny if she turned out a prostitute) - ruth (from the bible) - delilah (wasnt she the bilbical whore?) then there were the annoying over used names - britney / brittany - madison - taylor (eww wtf) - jordan - mackaiylah or however the fck you spell it (is it even a name? haha or did i fabricate it) - any other little bitchy name you can think of. i read in the paper this morning theres a return to the classic names. oh yeah. top girls name = emily!! top boys name was something i forgot. nicholas was about number 10 or thereabouts. OH YEAH!!! WOOT go NICK. most popular names in the 70s according the article were SHARON, BARRY, DARREN, KAREN, WAYNE.. OMFG WHAT BOGAN NAMES. shazza, bazza, dazza, kazza, wazza. OMFG. so many boooogansssssss. *runs around in circles screaming and pulling hair out* im gonna name my kids after maths : - vector - cube / cubic (HAHAH awww CUBE!!) - quadratic - kinematics - permutation - vertice - edge (oooh rebel) - plane - face - bracket - square root - vinculum (the line in a fraction) - obelus!! (the divide sign with a line and two dots) ok enough. what about people who name their kids after countries? there was some curry lady with kids named china, india and stuff. whats with naming kids after poor countries? JORDAN. poor arab country. INDIA. poor curry country. i cant wait till someone names their kid KAZAKHSTAN or MONGOLIA. ooh yeah. how about SRI LANKA OR ZIMBABWE or IVORY COAST? or NIGER!!!!!! BAHAHAHHA what about MADAGASCAR lets get creative people.. VATICAN CITY. come here vatican city! thats it! come to daddy!! you too MONGOLIA. and then theres the weird names that are normal in hong kong. apple. olive. candy. ok maybe candy is short for candice but anyway. noodle. rice. soup. theres some new suggestions. porridge. ovaltine. milo is already a name. horlicks. aloe vera. six. soda. spinach. computer. speaker. flower. raaaaainboww. all wonderful names. i suggest you write these down in case you forget one day and you want a fantastic original name for your child. fish. koala. queen. monkey. book. car. oh the possibilities. fisher. hunter. cooker. fridge. crispy. horny. i feel sorry for the poor kid in america named randy who moves to england. hahaha you see randy means horny in england. hello, RANDY. gahh so much for a shorter post. ah well. names are fun ARENT THEY?! =] byee

nursery rhymes!!

nothing particularly interesting happened at the pharmacy today.. except in the morning when this little boy was staring at me vacuuming.. aww.. with his little coat on just standing in amazement with his mouth open.. hahaha just looking at me vacuuming.. his little eyes following me around.. GAHH I WANT KIDS!! hahah but cute ones. but not now. YEAH NOW. no not now. ok not now. just wait nick. your turn will come. anyway.. today seeing so many little kids today, id like to blog about nursery rhymes. and how evil they are. i guess we dont realise it when we tell OUR CHILDREN these nursery rhymes, but in fact they are EVIL MASTERPIECES OF DECEPTION. actually.. its not even that hard to tell if you just say them and THINK About what it is your saying to your little KIDS. ladies and gentlemen, i present to you Exhibit A : Rock-a-bye Baby. Rock a bye baby, in the treetop When the wind blows, the cradle will rock When the bough breaks the cradle will fall And down will come baby, cradle and all Now ladies and gentelmen. I put it to you that this NURSERY RHYME, told to INFANTS, is a cruel and evil piece of writing, possibly written by a satan worshipping druid who wanted to take over the world, beginning by killing all the babies. it tells of a baby.. ok fair enough. but IN A TREE TOP? imagine that. a parent putting their child in a cradle, in a TREE. and then the wind blows. and the cradle rocks. okay. AND THEN THE BRANCH BREAKS. OMG. and then the cradle FALLS?! WHAT ABOUT THE BABY? all is revealed in the final line of this twisted rhyme. THE BABY WILL OBVIOUSLY DIE. and so, as our kids are growing up, sleeping in their cots, we sing to them songs about them. in treetops. falling to the ground and dying. FANTASTIC.

and now, Exhibit B: Ring a ring a rosie

Ring a ring a rosie
A pocket full of posy
A tishoo A tishoo
We all fall down

Do we all KNOW what this is about? it originates from the days of the great plague in europe. where MILLIONS DIED. ring a ring a rosie.. forgot where that came from. lol. A POCKET FULL OF POSY. means a pocket full of herbs.. which were supposed to keep the plague away. a tishoo a tishoo. SNEEZING which equals DYING. WE ALL FALL DOWN = WE ALL DIE.

SO YOU SEE GOOD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. NURSERY RHYMES ARE EVIL AND MACABRE PIECES OF WRITING. they are the spawn of the devil and must be exorcised from our society. may god have mercy on the souls of our children, and indeed, us all.

and something else.. nursery rhymes can be bloody random too.. which is what i love lol

Exhibit C : HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE

Hey diddle diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon

Need i freakin say more? just read each line slowly and THINK about it. how are all these things related? THEYRE NOT. actually, diddle was how little kids said *dick* back in nz HAHAH.. how is that to do with cows over the moon.. dogs laughing.. and dishes running away with SPOONS? i bet this was written by a hippie that had a little too many MAGIC MUSHROOMS... ya know what im sayin? BAHAHA.. like that time homer had a hot chilli and dreamt about the dog and shit..

AND NICK RAN AWAY WITH THE DISH AND SPOON =]

BYE!! *skips off merrily singing with the dish and spoon*

no name =P

hmmm.. what do i have to talk about today? not too many interesting developments today.. no chem teacher first period.. because hes damn sick and our class is now like a week behind everyone else in stoichiometry. gahh. yeah second period i had CHINESE. and i walked into jennys methods class by mistake. GAHAHA how embarrass mE!!

so i thought i had general yeah.. (which was actually the lesson AFTER chinese) but anyway having a sort of brain malfunction this morning.. probably to do with waking up at 7 freaking 30 WHICH IS WHEN IM NORMALLY LEAVING THE HOUSE.. more about that later. OKAY. so. i was upstairs in the sci-tech centre and i was like *yes i have general maths now.. i hate general =]* and i was on my merry way to class when i noticed the class had been taken over by all of yr 10 or 9 cause they were doing some peer support crap thing.. and i was like oh. now where would i be? so i look around and =O!! LOOK! ITS JENNY!! shes in my GENERAL CLASS!! therefore this MUST BE THE ROOM I AM IN NOW. so i walk in. and like 3/4 of the class is there and im looking at the teacher whos a lady and im like thats not mr crosby. so maybe we have a sub today. then i ask jenny why she isnt sitting at the back like we do in general. and she looks at me weird and says *what are you doing here?* and i look around. and im like WTF. WHO THE HELL ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE. hahaha and jimmys like *what the hell* so im like. OH. my logic tells me i have CHINESE NOW. SINCE I HAVE A CHINESE DICTIONARY IN MY HAND. so i quickly sneak out before too many people noticed. hopefully. hahaah

in chinese got my essay cut up by ms chan. too much too much. i always write too freakin much. 250 CHARACTERS IS NOT ENOUGH. freakin word limits. grrrr. double english after recess. teacher away so i was re writing my chinese essay. *the importance of learning chinese* oh joy. umm yeah so i guess school wasnt too bad today.

went to grand tofu with lisa and tien after school.. saw danielle and steph there too.. i had vegetarian prawn soup noodle.. mmm. not bad. omg i thought it was called *suk ha tong min* so i said that to the lady and shes like *HAH?* so i said it again and she looked at me weird so i resorted to english. hahaha. when i got home i looked up the word and realised it was *JAAI ha tong min* oops. ah well. canto is like my.. 4th language? or 5th? in order of how much i know.. so dont expect the world from me. then went to tuition.. came home.. slept. woke up because there was a wet patch on my face from the drool on my pillow. GAHAH. happens way too often. eww. ah well ITS A GOOD MOISTURISER. unless the enzymes in the saliva start attacking me and eat my face away. AHHHHHH. okay random. entry is long.. always set out with nothing to say and end up with a lot. cause i diverge off the topic too much.

okay have fun whatever you do on the net (..boys. hehehe)

BYE!! =]

AHHHHHHH MOTHERFCK

AAAH DAMMIT MOTHERFCK. my computer just reset itself and my blog for today just disappeared along with my sanity. GAHAHAH yes. well. I haven’t blogged for 4 days as chris has so kindly commented upon in the previous post. thank you chris. I tried to blog on Sunday and it was a pretty good one too.. but dammit the pc reset itself. GAHH.

anyway.. sorry for those people who have been coming to my blog and seeing nothing new for the last few days.. hahah sorry to waste your time. but HEY. reading my blog is kinda the same thing anyway isn’t it? lol. so yes chris gave me the plastic wrap that went around his six pack of yeoh’s chrysanthemum tea? or yeoh’s something drink.. and I was like wtf is this for.

chris: for your blog.
nick: umm.. ok..? its going ON! RANDOM!!
haha itll be up later..

hahaha.. yeah haven’t blogged for past few days because ive been so damn busy. Monday I think I was too lazy? ahha oh actually.. working on bio assignment. Tuesday studying for two maths tests. Wednesday working on bio assignment which I handed in today. 22 freakin pages mate. TWENTY TWO. gahh. stayed up till 3 in the morning finishing it. felt a great satisfaction at 3 in the morning. oh yeahhh. NO NOT THAT SORT OF SATISFACTION YOU SICK BASTARDS. lol. but yeah.. it wasn’t even really a project.. it was a *PRAC REPORT*. bullshit prac report damn teachers. it was a freakin sac project long ass damn crap hell motherfck thing. hehehe. and yeah gotta do chinese essay later tonight.. *the benefits of learning chinese* oh joy.

Wednesday I asked sherry *is that a green pen?*

sherry: *no its Andrews*
nick: wtf sherry. lol

Today in chem carol asked me *have you tasted ivans banana?! its really sweet!!* oh dear. dear, sweet, innocent carol. she realised her *mistake* after I looked at her weird. haha then shes like *NICK!* and im like what? dear carol.. I have yet to corrupt your mind further =P

and what else has happened in these 4 days… hmm.. OHH! I found out grace’s ideal man. hahaha.. I told her
*hey you know what grace? I like small people!* cause grace is.. not small.. just smaller than i. ahaha so yeah I said
‘I like small girls’ or sth like that and shes like

‘I like big people. I like guys with big dicks’
and then we were both like BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

and then she goes ‘yeah guys with big dicks and man boobs’ and proceeds to squeeze my chest. HAAHAH we continued with our maniac laughter.

then I was like ‘grace. I like girls with soft pussies’ AHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA and so we continued in our despicable dirty laughter. oh dear. but that was hilarious. graces ideal man is a transvestite with a large chest and large penis. LOL

and today at lunch I was saying everyones names in my sexy seductive man voice. hahah carol said I can make any word sound dirty just by using my voice. *cucumber* said I. and *sexual chocolate* and ‘why hello.. lowers voice JOYCE’ etc etc and so on lol.

so after all of these experiences in the space of just FOUR DAYS I have truly realised that I am one dirty motherfcker. I always knew that but DAMN. hahaah.. maybe I should tone it down.. actually my parents suspect me of being much louder at school than I am at home.. which is very true.. but if only they knew HOW loud. oh dear.

so that’s another update. my birthday is coming up. booyah. another year older another year wiser as my bro in law said. though he said hes probably not getting wiser.. haha more like losing it. yes. my birthday is on the 4th of august. nooo.. 4 days later and it would have been 8/8/88. craptastic. =] ah well. im now calling Vicky *ki ki* KI KI CHONG!! sounds like new year.. ki ki CHONG kiki CHONG haha

OKAY. long enough isn’t it. its very long. mm.. my blog that is. yes. ok done now. update tomorrow if I can. which I probably will. OKAY DONE. sorry for the 4 day wait.. a bit like harry pothead isn’t it? all eagerly waiting for the next installation.. haha OKAY. finish now ahhh.

BYE!!

update

i didnt know what to title this blog. currently feeling guilty for not doing my hw. tien i think i lost your glove. omg. ill get you a new pair. even though i only lost one. ill get you a new pair if i cant find it. i feel so stupid omg I SWEAR I PUT IT IN MY POCKET TO GIVE IT BACK TO YOU. arghh. anyway.

went to andrews house last night for agnes's party thingy. hot pot was good.. different from cambo style but yeah good. at one point it was peter kathleen tien me and andrew (the non-fobs and andrew) just sitting around eating hhaha.. when the fobs were off somewhere else. the ladles kept falling into the pot lol. and yes. played random games.. talked about random things.. very noisy.. and quote fobby. indeed. one guy was surprised i could use chopsticks. pfft. im not indian you damn honkie lol. no offense but that guy came off as a bit arrogant. i felt a clash of personalities. he looked like a bit of a hc gangster fob honkie thingy type person. ANYWAY didnt get to eat cake and i said *da bao* but then i was like nah.. sif take away take.. cutting back on junk and sugar. less weight is good. damn chris. he can eat and eat and not gain anything. whereas i eat and eat and i bloat. lol.

yesterday in english we got a sheet about *monsters if history* to compare with macbeth and they had mao zedong on it. i was like: lucky theres no china people in here cause mao is like their god. calling the founder of their country a monster is not good international relations. yeah. accidentally said something out loud and some people laughed. haha. yay. it was about genghis khan and how he went around killing everyone and gave their kids away to friends and relatives. and i was like *merry christmas* lol. didnt realise i said it out loud.

TODAY I SERVED A MAN WHO SMELLED LIKE BABY FORMULA AND PISS. it was awful. i charged him and bent down to put the script away and was like *GULP IN FRESH AIR* and then went back up with a smile. hahaha.. had to use viet to serve this old man and i was so stupid.. the medicine cost 4.60 and i was like *uhh.. bon dong.. umm how do i say sixty cents* so i said 4 bucks and was thinking how to say the rest and the old guy thinks its only 4 bucks. so then i was counting in my head and im like *uhh.. bon dong sao muoi sen* and yeah he got what i said. i smiled. haha booyaH!! first time i used viet. also used mandarin today.. that was fun cause i could actually say everything. and cambo of course.. and teochiu.. and i used some canto but ended up handing over to someone else cause my canto sucks ass. oh and english. ahaha english customers are a rarity so its good to talk to them and be all polite and shit. lol. my boss told me to attend to white customers quickly because they might be from the pharmaceutical board or whatever and are randomly testing how good the service is and stuff. hahaa once we had a meeting and hes telling the *good english speaking staff* especially.

omg i always plan to write just a bit and i end up with an essay. gahhhhhh. but whatever. i was sitting in the car while my parents bought stuff today and looked up where laverton is. omg emily. its like.. in werribee!!! its so damn farrrr.. like FARRRRRk. its near altona. thats near the beach. oOh westsiderssss. are freaky. hahaha omg speaking of FARRRRRRk.. dont you think crows sound like that? the rudest birds ever. every time theyre calling each other *fAAAAAAAAAAAARkkkk.. fAAAAAAAAArrkk* GHAHAAH ok random time over.

NOT! cows are green and trees are blue. you smell like a donkey and i do too. lets begin with nakayoshi net. papapandaaaaaaaa. i opened a box and discovered it was full of HAPPY! pucca is the sweet daughter of a chinese noodle. happy happy time. shall you remember at time when we're happy? have a cup of coffee. zzokky is a cute friend! grreen is soothing to the eyes.

ok now its over.

BYE!

happy bday agnes!!

today was agnes's bday.. we havent actually got her something yet.. but its on its way lol. anyway happy birthday to you daughter =P it was some yr 12s bday too and they were like chucking balloons and pulling party poppers from upstairs onto her haha.. i thought that was a pretty cool idea.. anyway didnt get to go to eat wherever they went today.. too late.. but going tomorrow.. so thats okay..

anywayyy.. i had lots of things planned to blog about today but i kinda forgot.. hahaha

things i do remember:

#1 - nick is responsible for corrupting innocent carolyn's mind. this was evident in methods this afternoon when mr gruber brought out 3 measuring cylinder thingies like the ones you use in chemistry. a small thin one, a medium one and a large, thick one. yes. you all know what CAROL was thinking about dont you? especially when mr g was *rubbing* the tubes up and down with his forefinger and thumb put together. AHAHA.. you dirty dirty people.

#2 - ms chan said something you would find funny if your mother said it too. she was like "i tell my kids don' be a teacher because the pay is *S*.. SHIT ya know.. its bs!! (*bee ess*)" haha in a fobby accent thats hilarious.

#3 - in bio today we were studying leaf structure and we got a diagram about the structure and stuff and this was on it:

BAHAHAHA!! being the bastard i am you can all guess what the first thing that came to my mind was when i saw that picture. found out that GRACE was thinking the SAME THING. HAHAhA oh dear. anyway this is actually what openings on the bottom of a leaf look like. its to let water out and air in.. which is kinda like what that ahem*other*ahem 'thing' does isnt it? =P

after school i watched the saturday night deb dvd. great one word answers people. and lots of yeps, yeahs, so..yeah's, ands, ums, i dont knows, etc. so creative. vicky was funny hhaaha *anyone youd like to thank?* YEAH ID LIKE TO THANK YOU. YOUVE BEEN GREAT. hahha.. and fred!! *yeah for sure*.. every question.. *yeah for sure* .. you got great answers fred.. yeah for sure. lol. i wanna watch friday debbbb now.. same crap just diff people.. hopefully im not in it.. or if i am i wanna look sexy. gahaha!!

=O! OMG I SAW THIS WOMAN ON THE DVD.. she had a low cut dress.. like a freakin plunging neckline.. split like half way down her front.. and OMG SHE WAS OLD. like she had NO BRA ON omfg.. which youre supposed to do with dresses like that.. to the enjoyment of the boys of course.. BUT ONLY IF YOU HAVE A NICE SET. THIS WOMAN I SWEAR OMFG.. her *set* was more like a set of bloody deflated BALLOONS. it was disgusting. these two sacks hanging off her body which you could see as soon as you looked at her. praise heaven that the camera was only on her for 2 seconds. eeeeeeeewwww.

so yeah thats it for todays glorious events. stay tuned for another installment of nicks random life coming to this part of the internet very sooooooon.... =]

bleh

i dont really have that much to write about today. but just blogging because i cbf doing my hw. although ive got a bloody shitload to do. anyway. MY SISTER GAVE ME THE FINGER TODAY. well i kinda deserved it i guess? haah i was calling her bin girl in front of all the yr 11s so i guess that was kinda embarassing for her. and then she just stuck her finger up at me and im like =O!! OH NO YOU DIDNT. but alack, she did. and i was telling kathleen *im gonna get her tonight* lol. didnt get home until about 6 and damn was it freakin dark. stupid winter. actually i like winter but STUPID DARK. anyway when i got home i came upstairs and my sister was like *DONT HIT ME* so i did. hahaha only softly though.. on the back.. then i gave HER the finger. gahaha.. so umm.. today in chinese ms chan told us not to marry bogans. HAHAHA. her exact words were *DONT MARRY A BOGAN, MAN!!* lol. i think she picked up *man* from ben? i dunno just a guess. but yeah she doesnt care if her children are gay and she doesnt care if they dont marry chinese people. as long as theyre nice and well educated and crap. *i don care if they white, yellow, grey (DEAD?), black.. whatever as long as they are good people* typical ms chan. shes pretty lax at being an asian parent in that way. most would kill their kids if they were gay i reckon. lol. thats kinda it for my day. nothing overly exciting. OH! OMG> THERE WAS THAT CURRY GUY. THE RAPPER. GAHAHAHA. hes such a lost fcker. its hilarious. *people who are too cool for school.. they dont wanna be fools.. and end up at maccas.. putting chips on the rackers..* BAHAHAHA yeah we're his #1 fans =P ok NOW thats kinda it. heres a new word for you all today: REGICIDE. the murder of a king or queen. appeared on The SImpsons in the episode where they get a pool. and bart thinks lisa is going to be killed by flanders so he calls 911 *welcome to 911. if you would like to report a burglary, press oneeee; if you would like to call an ambulance, press twooo; if you are being murdered, please hold.* bart pushes ten numbers in frustration. *you have selected: REGICIDE. if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press oneeee* hahaha oh dear. OH YEAH ONE LAST THING. for the third time. I SWEAR its the last. TUITION. THAT WORD. tyoo-ish-un. not TYOO-SHUN. leave your comments please. imagine an adult saying it. an aussie adult. tyoo-ish-un fees or tyoo-shun fees? i support the first. correct pronunciation is important. and yes, the word is p-r-o-n-u-n-c-i-a-t-i-o-n. *pro-NUN-see-ay-shun* not *pro-NOUN-see-ay-shun* if youre going to speak a stupid language like english (hehe) you may as well speak it properly. =] ok hopefully that satisifies kathleen and chris now that i have blogged and they can read. booyah!! a following is emerging. you enjoy reading about my life dont you? you sick, perverted, voyeuristic bastards. HAHAHA jk jk i take it all back. PLEASE CONTINUE TO FREQUENT MY BLOG =P BYE!!

hahah aww =[

well.. emily showed me the dancing yoghurt on deviantart the other day and i started browsing.. looking for more random things. lol. came across this artist called lexidh. i think theres about 4 of these pics with the cow in it.. called the McSad series. hahaah theyre so cool =] theres another one with the cow looking at a hamburger and saying *mom? dad?* aww makes you want to be a vegetarian doesnt it? doesnt it make you mcSad? lol.

aww

well today i went to work. nothing very eventful there. chengs husband went fishing? haha thats what i learnt at lunch. fishing. today. it was freakin raining and cold and shit. and he went down near geelong or sth. omfgg. nooo way. cambos are so weird sometimes. had dumplings and char siu bao for lunch. spoke teochiu to the shop lady. she said my face was black black and she was surprised that i could speak chinese. hahaah.. my grandpa used to call me 'ah jin kmauv' which means *black chinaman* in cambo. lol. this was when i was a kid of course. cause i didnt speak cambo back then.. always staying with them so spoke chinese all the time. now of course its the opposite. only speaking cambo. oh dear. wonder what will happen in the future. LATIN!! ghahaha err no. anyway came home. watched a video of my 6th birthday party with my mum and my sister. ahhhhh the memories. i was such a noisy little bastard. lol. seeing my old friends.. all white people. hahaha.. what a contrast to now ay? yes i have changed a lot. praise the lord. omg you should hear all of our accents. ITS SO WEIRD> like my cousin was calling me and hes like "NERRK.. NERRK" when hes saying my name. we had such THERK kiwi accents. hahaha and omgg there was this really funny part of the video when all the adults were sitting around eating their noodles and they were asking each other how you say that fried bread stick in english (iu ja kueh in tc.. or you tiao in mando.. or yau char kwai in canto) and my grandmas like *uhh.. DOUGHNUT! CHI-NEE DOUGNUT* and the lady that asked was like *ohh really..* and my grandmas got this thinking face on and shes like *mm.. yeah.. chi-nee donught! i saw it written at the shop!* and then the lady asked my mum and my mums like *umm.. chinese bread isnt it? or maybe chinese CROISSANT?* and im watching and im like HAHAHA fobs and english. hai-larious. anyway. there was this reallllly sad part too! like my sister was 3 years old at the time. and someone had given her this big purple balloon. it was bigger than her head. lol. anyway she looked all happy and fascinated with her new toy. but. omg. then she went and stood close to the heater. and it POPPED. and it was like BANG (i mean *pop* hehe) and everyones like WTF and turns around and the camera is just on my sister and everyone looking at her. and then they all go back to whatever the hell they were doing. and my sister is just standing there. looking soooo lost. looked like she was going to cry. and she just stood there. holding her hands together while everyone walked around her. and i was like AWWWWW omg. my parents were in another room so they didnt even KNOW! and then she walked away quietly into another room. and my older sister followed with the video camera. haha. and my littlesister was just sitting on the ground.. trying not to cry.. and then she starts crying!! and she looked soo sad.. and she was holding her head in her hands and sobbing and sobbing and i was like awwwwwwww =[ and the whole time my older sister was just recording the whole thing. hahaha good on ya jie jie! now we have something to watch =] so thaaaaaaaaaat was quite a chunky bit of writing there. just imagine. how many stories we tell our friends each day. and how many words we use. i just told two or three stories and its taken up this many words. imagine how many words we use EVERYDAY. amazing isnt it. the world is an amazing place. but only if you take the time to stop and think and appreciate =] bonsoir

eeeep

didnt i blog yesterday? evidently NOT. well it wasnt an eventful day yesterday anyway.. did the same thing as i did today.. ie nothing. so theres nothing interesting to blog about today.. which means ill turn to making fun of english again. do yall know exactly WHAT it is that IE means? well we all (hopefully) know that it means 'that is' in english.. but 'that' and 'is' dont start with i and e... *silence -- wooooww* 'why not ti?' you well may ask. i hear ya people. WHY NOT TI. well the reason is ladies and gents that it comes from latin. a dead language. thats right. DEAD. *ie* no one speaks it anymore in their everyday usage. yes. dead dead dead. english is just the corpses of the worlds linguistic past, scraped up off the road of time, like roadkill, reassembled and repackaged into the official language of the 21st century. well. IE actually stands for id est which means THAT IS surprisingly enough. lol. theres a great piece of information you probably didnt need to know. HERES ANOTHER ONE. *e.g.* stands for 'for example' right? yes. right. haha.. it comes from the latin exampli grati which means the same thing. *wowww* amazing nick. you are a linguistic genius!! *nick bows* lol heres something you may or may not know either: - cat piss glows under a black light. - a ducks quack doesnt echo - an american ten cent piece has 110 ridges on it - nick is feeling really bored and random and has to resort to churning out useless facts for no apparent reason. CYA =]

thinking..

currently listening to -destiny's child- 'cater 2 u' .. hmm nice easy listening.. well to get this file onto my media player.. i had to go into my sisters music files to get it. and i was like oh look.. whats this.. why is there a picture of me and my friends in china in her file? and whered she.. what the.. i didnt know she knew where i put the wedding photos? wtf. and how did she know that pic was taken at pearl tower in shanghai? wtf. i didnt even label it? so yeah that was the okay part. and then i have a look at the other pictures.. ok chad michael murray.. omg hes hot. AHEM lol jk moving on.. ballet.. dancing pics (shes bloody obsessed i swear) and THEN WTF. random pictures of boys. like boys from other schools. all of them white. what i am HOPING is that they have been sent to her by her friend who seems to be in a lot of the other photos i saw. thats the most logical explanation. hopefully. *prays for it to be true* omg and her friend.. i thought she was someone else in a couple of the photos.. half korean half aussie girl that i remember as so cute and innocent and all that other crap that you associate with little girls.. but now.. what. the. fck. oh dear. i think she moved out west a couple of years ago and lets just say.. shes grown up. taking dream photos with suggestive poses in mini skirts and flashing her waist and all this shit.. i mean omfg. shes in freakin yr 8 mate. slow the fck down. and then a pic of her at the beach in this 2 piece bikini in another *interesting* pose. this is bordering on child pornography. complete shock to me. thats what happens when you hang around all these white people out west. you start gettin freaky. this girl.. shes pretty i guess.. but this sort of crap just demeans her. i mean. gahhh.. remember how teachers used to tell us in year 7 that we were young adults? that we had to be responsible and all that shit? yeah well they were fckn lying the bastards. sif and adult in yr 7! i reckon its only when you get to about end of yr 10 that youre really becoming a *young adult*.. its only after youre about 16 that you start getting *adult* type privileges. bank accounts, watching 15+ movies etc. and here we see all these little girls.. 13 14 years old doing all these things you might expect a skanky 18 yr old to be doing. its disturbing. thank the lord my sister doesnt live out near this friend who has 'fallen from grace'.. ironically her friends name is grace. i think that was it. anyway after seeing those photos i found some more random white boys. WTF. weird since most of her friends at school are asian? grr.. anyway wont let this make me think too much. i trust my little sister enough. i hope she knows that. cya

dont you ever wish..

..that your parents would leave you heaps of money and then go away on holiday for a while? like 4 months? or even 2? wouldnt that be good. then i could do whatever-the-fck i want and not get in trouble or anything. yeahhh.. garhh then i realise that probably wont happen until my sister is 18? thats like.. five freakin years away? grrr. stupid time. just has to go so slow doesnt it. thanks alot UNIVERSE. lol

1/3 of a day not at home

hmm.. thats about how long i was out today. 8 hours. quite a long time when i think about it lol. never been shopping for that long before i dont think. whenever i went with parents it was like 2 hrs max.. cause shopping with parents is gay. hahaa shopping with friends is more fun. omg i was supposed to not spend much today. i ended up doing the most shopping out of everyone. and i went with girls. guess im more girly than them all AY? hahaah.. went to chaddy and got me a jacket thing.. singlet to wear to slEEP..boxers (yay).. and jeans!! omg.. my first pair of jeans in like 9 years? thats aaaaaaaages. lol *ditch the cargoes* said tien. NO. these cargos cost me freakin 70 buckks from just jeans AIIGHT. omg no im not a nigger (despite what you may hear =P). alright sounds much better =] ALRIGHT. yes. okkk.. then after shopping tien, lisa, kath and me went to eat at lisas restaurant. agnes had to go cause she was going to andrews house.. but anyway.. my my viet restaurant at pinewood.. nice food.. salt and pepper squid! omg.. so niceee.. but not good for you nope nope. fried fried fried. good for hardening up your arteries ahah. damn feeling full right now. full of rice. gahhhh must lose some weight !! need to get rid of my man boobs then i can wear a sexy wifebeater!! haahahah cbf typing anymore now.. until next time.. peace out. or as agnes said *peace off!!* hahaahah

oh my lord

i just heard my dad downstairs while he was watching the wok star ad. and he was like *wok starrr* in this high squeaky voice every 3 seconds.. oh my lord dads can be soo lame sometimes. its weird to notice how when dads do it its lame.. but if my grandpa did it id be like OMG AH GONG YOU ARE SO COOL!! hahaha =]

nick is a pyro terrorist >=]

haahah..well today was kinda weird. no words from my stalker. excellent. feeling neutral. hello to my gf steph. GAHAH. ns2s!! BAHAH =] anyway.. today i was at work and the boss suddenly asks me if i want to go to a 21st bday party tonight. and im like uhh.. *listens and stares* and then he asks the other staff around and cheng is like 'oh i cant tonight ive got plans already' and then im like *yEAH! me too.. sorry i cant make it* hahaha and then he focuses his attention on sopha and is like 'SOPHA! youre young.. its good to go.. you can go and eat and dance cambodian if you like.. and take your brother!' and chengs like 'yeah sophA! take your brother!' and im thinking gahaha.. cornered. phew. good quick thinking nick. anyway boss wanted someone to go cause he was invited but hes goin to the snow tomorrow.. get up early and so on whatever etc and so forth. dont think anyones going.. haha who the hell wants to be the random that turns up for a free meal at a party where you dont know anyone? pfft SIFFFF. so anyway i had to go out and get a bday card for the boss to write. haha got a cheapo 70cent one from that big bargain shop. still looked okay. then went back to pharmacy. something that pissed me off today was this stupid lady. i was speaking cambo to her and i said altogether its THIRTEEN DOLLARS FORTY CENTS. and she gives me thirteen bucks. so im like ok.. shes getting 40 cents from somewhere else. but she just stands there and im like $13. 40. and shes like lady: *OH! 40 cents! YOU SAID $12! i gave you 13 dollars and you still want more!* nick: no no 13 dollars 40 cents *smiles cheesily* lady takes out 40 cents: *you cant speak cambo properly! you said 12 instead of 13! i was thinking what? he said 12 and i gave him 13 and he still wants more?!* and then cheng kinda tries to save me by saying 'oh i do that sometimes too.. instead of 10.40 i say 4.10' and the lady KEEPS GOING fckn bitch. 'he cant speak cambo properly! BLAH BLAH BLAH' i was just standing there smiling like a dumbass. omfg. inside i just wanted to hit her. i dont know why. it seems something to not get upset over. i KNOW i said it right. my cambo is not that shit. just because i was born here doesnt mean that my cambo is shit okay lady. im not like your bloody kids. i can count. I CAN COUNT. fckn hell. its YOU that has the fckn problem. are you sure you didnt come to the pharmacy to get some EAR MEDICATION? to clear out your fckn EARS? or maybe some BRAIN MEDICINE. to make the top of your spine sprout a bloody BRAIN? pfft. sif say i cant speak cambo properly. grow a brain woman. ok so i got over that quickly. hahaha. the funniest part of today was when i went to IGA! so springvale iga full of asians walking around doing their shopping. and i had to go there to get as many 1L bottles of methylated spirits as i could because the pharmacy had run out of stock to sell. so the boss gives me 50 bucks and i go over to iga. grab a basket.. go to the shelf and start filling up my basket with 1L bottles of metho. i cleared iga out of this particular brand. haha 13 bottles in all. so i go up to the counter with my basket piled high with purple label bottles of metho and wait in line behind these CHINA FOBS. like real-omfg-beijing china fobs. they were yelling at their relatives in that gayass RRRRR accent that i hate so much. and the little shaved head communist kid yelled out to his grandma *PO PO KUAI DIAN GUO LAI AHH* telling his granny to come quickly. and i was like o. m. g. hahaha. he comes back. then looks down. sees 13 bottles of metho in a basket and looks up at me. then turns around quickly. ahaha and then granny comes and goes in front of me to join the kid. and she looks down. sees a basket filled with 13 litres of methylated spirits. slowly looks up and sees a black man dressed in a tie and shirt with a black jacket on. looks away. hahahahaha i couldnt help but laugh. they were probably thinking i was some sort of terrorist or something buying up supplies to go and burn down springvale city hall GAHAH. yep yep. nick is now officially a suspected pyro-terrorist. *BOOYAH!!* -starts wrapping head in material which reveals only eyes- anyway its been a pretty long post hasnt it. i shall leave it here. bonsoir