ohmylohk CAMBODIAN BIGFOOT

now you may or may not know (you probably do) that i am very passionate about cambodia and its culture and stuff and you could say that i know many many things about.. things. about cambodia. but this is something i have just learnt. youve heard of the lochness monster (i was fascinated by it as a kid).. and youve heard of bigfoot. but have you heard of...

THE EXISTENCE OF A CAMBODIAN BIGFOOT?

ohmylordylohk. is this possible? it very well could be. german scientists in the 40s were studying skulls and stuff and discovered a new species GIGANTOPITHECUS BLACKI. the guy discovered them in java but was captured by the japanese during wwII so he didnt do any research then. the bones spent the war buried in a milk bottle in a friend's yard in java. aiyah.

but anyway. this giant ape is said to have originated somewhere in ancient cambodia and probably migrated around asia.. like HUMANS. that would explain the tibetan yeti or tibetan bigfoot.. the one that lives in the mountains. this is like really.. freaky. especially when there are those stories told in cambodia about big monkeys taking away people and eating them. or taking away girls to do the sex with them and make them their purdy wives.

could these stories be true?

were our parents telling us the truth all this time?

i remember when i was a kid in nz and there was this playground near our house.. but next to that was like this pine forest place. it was like near a really steep cliff and my dad told me never to go in there alone because there were creatures in there that ate children. did he get this story from cambodia?

sightings of this asian bigfoot have been reported in malaysia, cambodia, thailand, laos and vietnam. my mum told me she has heard of them before too. but never seen one. a friends grandma told us a story about how this big monkey took a woman away to make her his wife. there are stories about loggers working in Ratanak-kiri province in cambodia (mostly forest and smelly tribespeople lol) who have seen them in the jungle..one logger in malaysia claims he saw one sitting in his hut. i am really fascinated by this as you can tell by my long blog. ITS SO WEIRD BUT FASCINATING GAHGAHGAH.

some people say that during the war in cambodia when they were escaping in the countryside they saw a group of them when they were standing on a hill. they were apparently walking together - 5 or 6 adults and some adolescents witha couple babies holding on the their backs. thats bloody fantasmagorical. soldiers in the vn war have said they saw some bigfoot running away into the jungle during the war.

people making their homes everywhere would probably have pushed them into the hills and jungle. which is where they are right now, if they exist. how exciting. this guy in malaysia has like this asian ghostbusters team made up of supernatural force guys from malaysia cambodia.. indonesia or something.. and they go around like exorcising villages and stuff. THEY FOUND A MERMAID. ohmylord i will post it up next time. dunno if its real.. but it looks gross lol. they apparently have caught a jin and a BIGFOOT. but they dont have the funds to bring it to malaysia? or something like that.

anyway cambodian bigfoot. eeeeeeee. big monkeys living like people in the forest. got some pics for y'all to get freaked out over lol

okay so its a reconstruction of what they think bigfoot looks like.. when i first saw it i was like OMFG WTF and then i said many other acronyms and four leter words.

Gigantopithecus in ancient asian jungle.. or is it the modern day jungle?


map of migration.. maybe they came to america as refugees and thats where american bigfoot comes from? lol


imagine meeting him in the jungle. YEEEEEEEEEEE

next time ill show you a picture of the dried mermaid the ghostbusters 'caught'. and if youre good a picture of a HUMAN BABY BORN WITH A TAIL. its gross but cool. you know you love it.

pwned.

ohmylohk owned by 2006 umat. also known as the gaymat or gaymate. i feel i did very shit. like very very shit and now am looking at pharmacy at BENDIGO. hurrah for the country. or maybe ill do like biomed and transfer to radiography. its okay i guess. ill end up doing something so i guess it will all turn out okay. thats just what i have to believe.

been talking about it alot with parents. theyre like yeah its okay.. my mums like *whatever your bones are meant to do, they are meant to do* haha i love her cambo sayings. my dads like yeah if you dont get in this year and you really want to do it, try again next year or year after.. if you really want to do it youll get in eventually.. or just do something else. doesnt matter. just do something else.

im actually quite thankful to my parents for being like that. i guess its cause they know ill end up doing something that they would like anyway.. like im not going to become a plumber or a garbo or a used car salesman or something like that. theyre not demanding that i do medicine or law so thats cool. i guess i put more pressure on myself than others do.. i mean everyone in my family who has a university degree doesnt have any science degree.. except my dad.. but thats food science so itis like.. different. uncles and aunties mostly have finance/business/accounting degrees.. uncles a teacher.. one uncle is an architect. but im heading to science anyway so doesnt matter what i do ill be seen as the first science child. im already seen as the black kid who knows more chinese than the china looking kids of the family so yeah i dont know what that has to do with anything random random random gahgaghaghaghalsdjaloisrsaoneoneoneone!!!11fivesttarpercent~dot.,

so. stresses of the umat are over. maybe i will see you again, gaymate. like imeshas sister who has now done it 4 times. she must really hate adelaide. lol. i wouldnt mind doing dentistry in adelaide? but maybe i would if imeshas sister wants to come back here so bad. very interesting.

my bones will do what they are destined to do.

nite all

waggggerrrrr

nonono la not wager like 'to bet'. wagger like im a naughty naughty bad boy who doesn't have a good reason to wag school but did anyway. so vhy did joo do it? you curries may be asking.

well i didnt really wag because i asked my mum. hahaha

nick: 'mak im not going to school tomorrow. cause like im not going to miss out on anything and i need to do some hw.'

mum: oh. okay.

nick - okay cool.

so.. today has been kinda productive i guess. fixed up my english essays which i was supposed to do last night but didnt on account of i got carried away with doing some face matching for the school magazine. lol. mylord that was.. interesting. HMM NEW IDEA : what would the children of certain teachers look like? LOLOL cut and paste teachers' faces together omghowexcitingiloveit.

hmm interesting thought. i guess writing really does make you a bit more creative ay. need to do some more medentry crap. umat next week. scared omg scared. if i dont get pretty good i can sorta say bye bye to pharmacy next year. or i could really work my ass off and hope that the gods will bless me with a 98+ score so it wont really matter what happened on my umat. or maybe they can just bless me with a good umat. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEE aiyah.

okay now um nothing much left to say. blog later. bye.. MICHELLE. lolol michelle has been reading my blog for a while and i never even knew.

I NEVER EVEN KNEW. HI MICHELLE. THE FRIENDLY AUSSIE GIRL WHO I DID NOT KNOW THE NAME OF AT THE YEAR ELEVEN FORMAL. =] but then i remembered like 5 seconds later.

ok thanks for reading dear readers. and michelle. wakakakaaaa

i heart this picture

correction

24th percentile means SEVENTY six percent were above me. not eighty six. realised like 10 mins after i posted. i not stupid.

ohfck

this is to document me getting 24th percentile for section 1 of umat practise thing. zomg how gay. that means 86 percent of everyone who did the thing got better than me. wtf. i got like 77th percentile and 75th for the others. maybe im just like.. not good today. didnt even seem that hard. jsut fckd up interpretation. when i got the answers i was like WTF BUT I CLICKED THAT ANSWER but obviously in my sleepy state i didnt.

okay its not like anyone cares but this is my blog. need to vent. and maybe ill get really good on umat and come back here and be like oh look i was so gay and stupid. or maybe i wont and ill come back and be like yeah fckn tell me something i didnt know.

thanks for reading. and you are still reading.


even now.

loser. =]

STOLEN

browsing around xangas and rediscovered the glenny blog ring that only had like 4 people on it at the beginning of the year.. now its grown to like all these people i dont know lol. it started as a yr 12 thing now its like schoolwide

anyway stole this off steph mu's blog


The "How Asian are you" Survey

[x] Are you asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] do yoU tYpE likE tHiS aLoT? this isnt the 'how tb are you survey'
[ x ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[ x ] Can you use chopsticks?
[ x ] Have you taken chinese/korea/etc school as a kid?
[ x ]Can you speak an asian language? more than one
[ ] Do you spike (guys) highlight (girls) your hair? sort of spike.
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"? my friends are asian.
[ ] Do you get at least 3.0 gpa? we dont have that in aust.

Total: 5

[x] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Do you know the song " got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date asian girls/boys?
[x] Does your sms/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet,cute, hot,dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[x] You have both an english/asian name more than one asian name
[ ] Do you watch/read anime?
[ ] Do you listen to techno?

Total: 7

[x] Do you listen to asian music? mostly.. lol.
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc..
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades? AHAHA verbally? nah just dont say anything. how will they know?
[ ] Are you going/ taking any honor classes? uh.
[x] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car? toyta and nissan

Total: 4

[ ] Are you a very good artist? no.
[x] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends? a couple
[x] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community? furniture shop too.
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Do you have small eyes?
[ ]Have you visited your home country at least twice? once only.
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in a while? new years time
[x] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[ ] Do you like to read? sometimes. in asian languages too. lol.
[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?

Total: 6

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before? bobs kitchen YESTERDAY
[x] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc? i could have had more were it not for war.
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a Rubik's cube?
[ ] Do you read manga? no im not one of those asians.
[ ] Is the mall your hang-out place?
[ ] Do you think you're short? HAHA no. neither does anyone else.
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use? and salt and sugar and pepper and soy sauce
[x] Do you have AzN PrIdE?! oH yEahRz bAyBeH~!! AzN pRyDe oN dA wEsT sYdE fO lYf mOfO~!!

Total: 6

TOTAL : 28/50 just over half.. well you all know im like asian fob man anyway. this just proves that the survey is stupid and invalid.

glenny 4-mawl

ok feeling really tired like

tiredness > nicholas

yeah tiredness fully larger than but not equal to nicholas right now ohmylohk. but i feel like blogging anyway. its now officially saturday since its like 7 mins.. okay it just went 8 minutes past the 12th hour. now just 11 or so hours left till english tuition. hurrah.

okay so what i was going to blog about was the FORMAL which was held last night. yes a thurrrrrrsday night because its cheaperrrrrrrr. and it was at rrrrembrrrrrrrrrandts which is like opposite knox and next foood starrrrrrrr. and i had a good time.

evveryone was pretty hot this year. like last years formal was yeah okay you look good.. but this year i kinda noticed everyone was HOT. lol. and the food was better. and the music was better. though not perfect. but better. cause last year it was like white boy music cause thats what the committee was. but THIS year penso read out the list and the surnames went something like this: wong, lai, chau, lee uhh.. forgot the rest but yes the committee this year was fully asian/curry hahahaah which is cool cause we get gooder music.

i danced punjabi bhangra bollywood shakey shakey shoulders style a lot. LOL that was mad awesome. and in the middle of the ring too. haah ROOF WONG YOU PUSHED ME IN. but i also kinda jumped in in the end. fun though.

AND AND AND i was RUNNER UP for Beau of the Ball !!!!! lol beaten by KRISHNA SKANDAKUMARRR. hahaha but its all good. thank you to the school captains (okay youre vice captains but to me you are the real ones) ASHRAY and SANDRA for pushing for me to be the beau. your help is appreciated very muchy sank yoo. but unfortunately i dont know mr chard and mr chard loves krishna. so thats why he got it. congratulations to him. i would have felt weird dancing with vanessa hatherley anyway. LOL. so the moral is : know teachers in high places and you will be the beau of the ball.

hahaha AND teachers dancing is COOL. hahaha mr mascarenhas was like fully shaking his ass and pointing his fingers aand shit.. i was gonna seriously BHANGRA with him lol. but i didnt get to. danced till my knees and legs were sore. got to school this morning and was liking like a bloody ah pek grandpa cause it was like aiyahh arthritis so bad one mah.

and umm PRO PHOTOS mmmmmmm cant wait to get those. love them pro photos. didnt get any last year and they corrupted our deb ones.. maybe you rmember my bitch post on those people. fckn bastards.

so what else can i say.. great night. everyone looked HOT. oh yeah dont think i wasnt perving just cause im your friend. hahaahah JK. actually not. lol.

ok thats all now.. photos up later.. on photobucket.

goooooooodnite.

4/7/06

guess what its the 4th of july. significant to you? not to me. happy independence day yankees. the british are gone. the british are gone. yells nick revere. i think that was his name. paul revere? anyway screw american history its not my country.

so tired now. but havent blogged in ages even though i think i said i would 'soon' on the last post. its been ages since i ate that pumpkin soup lol. umat looming.. getting pretty shit on my practice things omg im gonna fail and live on the dole for the rest of my life.

if it is to be then it is to be. if it is not then i will change that. i dont even know what the umat score for pharmacy is. medicine is like minimum 230 but who the fck cares i dont want to be no doctor.

ehh ehh doc-ter ah! can you write me pescipshun ah? bert certificate ah? medicoh cert ah? please lah doc-ter lah! my boss he hantam me if no cert mah. wahlaueh.

and everyone sues you and shit for malpractice and you spend no time with family. pharmacy i can open and then hire people to work for me lol. then just watch my cash flow in. maybe. how fckn gay is it they get 17 18 year olds to do this. fck. umat umat its a fckn GAYMAT

okay. formal on thursday. school on friday. also gay. sorry being negative here.

be positive. look on the bright side. happy. healthy. good scores. high marks. sunshine. lollipops. rainbows. dancing laughing children. puppies with big brown eyes and red bows with jingly bells tied around their necks jumping around handing out chocolate chip muffins to everyone in little straw baskets.

ok if we all think like that we will either:

a) get high marks because we are positive thinkers and we are happy and thusly work better
b) get low marks because we're thinking about this shit instead of working
c) go crazy because we are thinking about things that dont happen and thats what mental retards do.

which do you choose? =]

i am aware this is very random and probably not very funny. but its like midnight and i needed to do something other than work. so maybe im talking to myself but you know.. like. wha'ever mate

wha'ever. like.. not.

nitey nite fair readers.