which bank?

..yep. thats the one. went to 'that bank' today with my dad and opened meself up 2 accounts. yay. one step closer to being an adult *pumps fist in air* lol. anyway.. the guy that did it for us was cambo! yaaay. hahaha he looked at my passport and saw the cambo visa and started talking to my dad and stuff.. omg he lives in south melbourne? hes got to be like the only cambo within a 10km radius. hahaha.. apparently my dad met him sth like 6 yrs ago when he was still a student.. at some cambo fundraising party or something. anyway he was nice. told us to ask for him next time cause he serves all the cambos straight away instead of letting them wait in that ticketing system. haha.. like at a deli or noodle shop. *now serving number: 78* lol. so now feeling important and special because of my race. GAHAH. its a bit cocky aint it? but hey, cambos dont get enough breaks in this world. knowing chinese.. thatll get you heaps of places. experienced that sort of stuff alot.. but never for being cambo. booYAh. times are changing. ANyway.. after coming out of the bank it was freakng raining. and cold. agh.. i usually like rain.. but today i didnt seem to for some reason. yeah then went to kmart to get some of those hooks that stick to your walls so you dont have to make holes. yay. got home and went crazy hanging stuff on my walls. hahaha.. realising i need more pictures of friends. no good ones. deb ones would be nice. IF THE FREAKING PROFESSIONALS HADNT SCREWED UP AND LOST THEM THAT IS. pfft. yeah.. still have not done any hw. crap crap crap. i think ill do some tomorrow. shit. really gotta start. only a week left to do hw for all my subjects. a little stupid that i have a shitload of hw from every subject except my UNIT 3 AND 4 CHINESE. lol. anyway gonna wind it up here. cya =]

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bok-si saan

today i went to box hill with my dad and sister. wanted to see if those cool samurai sword display collectible things were still for sale at that anime shop. haha not a nerd. just happened to see them while i was shoe shopping =P not gay either. was buying black leather shoes for my SISTERS WEDDING OKAY. heeh well anyway got there and they werent in the window so i go inside. and omg the whole shop is basically a porno fest mate. most of the display cupboards and most of the 'collectibles' on display there are 3/4 naked females. and im like omG. ive walked into a XXX store! *thinking* OMG!! MY 13 YEAR OLD SISTER. IS IN A XXX STORE. GAH OMFG!! MY 50 YEAR OLD FATHER IS IN A XXX STORE. GET OUT. NOWWWWW> so i walked out quickly. haahah. dammit. then proceeded to walk around centro. went into artbox. what a fob is me. looking at all the funky pens reminded me of grace and her 'orange milk' pencil case lol. i love orange milk. artbox is fob pen heaven mate. but theyre all so damn expensive!! next trip to china must buy more stationery. cant get enough of the thin writing pens. ahhhhhhh writing excellence =] SO. after that.. went to that frozen dim sum shop and got some.. DIM SUM! hehe.. har gau mmm and lo mai gai MMM!! then got some char siu from some restaurant on carrington rd. st? rd? pfft i dunno. anyway. came home after that. dunno what to do tomorrow. probably catch up on hw. damn. have to start that. ITS ALMOST WEDNESDAYY. that means its like half way through the first week already. OMG> noooooo. gotta do something. hehe.. i say that now but ill probably end up sleeping away most of these holidays. happy holidays everybody =]

fck off freak.

omfg get a life you freak. i dont appreciate being STALKED OKAY. you are lame and i dont like you at all now. although you will probably never realise that because i keep a straight face to cover myself. but anyway just leave me the hell alone. GAHHHHHH!!!! >=[

well that was quick.

hahaha im kinda over Tong Hua now. its only been like 2 days lol. i guess cause its a bit repetitive. its like the same verse over and over replacing one word each time. but anyway. now in love with a new song. haha.. 'wu ding' ahhhhhh beautiful. jay chou duet with landy win. also realllyyyy liking 'fen lie' by jay. ok so maybe im a little jay obsessed at the moment. NO IM NOT GAY (although if you ask my friends theyll tell you the opposite.. cause theyre such morons haha). just bought a cd on friday and found all these old songs ive never heard and im like gahhhh. anyway. today woke up at 11.30 after sleeping at about 3am. thats not bad actually.. but last night i was feeling so groggy i was like.. lying on the ground in my room. but then i got up and started putting stuff back on my bookcase.. big makeover of my bookcase yesterday.. YAY. its like my display case so every now and then it all gets taken out and rearranged. gonna go and get something else to display cause its lookin a bit empty on top. dunno what yet. room needs to look a little different. walls too plain. haah yesterday this old lady came into the pharmacy and was speaking mando to me and shes like 'tomorrow my granddaughter is coming to work here' and im like 'oh really.. whats her name' lady: 'ellen chan' or sth like that and then she proceeds to puff up her cheeks and make this arm movement which is hard to describe.. its like if you were constipated and trying to push your crap out. imagine that. and then imagine someone trying to impersonate it by clenching their fists together and holding their arms in front of their body. WELL thats what this old lady was doing. and then she raised her arm abover her head to show that her granddaughter was tall 'hen gao' she said *means very tall in mando* SO this old lady was trying to tell me her granddaughter was a chubby tall girl thing. and im like *nodding* 'oh.' *laughing loudly on the inside* currently feeling cold. fingers very cold. can hardly feel them as i type this. im thinking its a little better than summer cause its easier to warm up than to cool down. but anyway. must find out how to get to and from macrob social before asking (ahem. telling) my parents to go (that im going.) cbf typing any more right now. too freakin cold. slept most of the day. other than that i ate. and listened to music. great start to holidays. and now i bid you good night. good night.

last day!!

its finally the bloody last day of the term. actually it only seems like the other day that we came back from holidays.. but then again it seems likes its been aaaaages coming. reports are up and i guess im quite ok with mine. yeah okay. i got better for chem than methods.. which is weird i guess.. but then again not so weird. a+ and a's for chem and b+ b+ a+ for methods.. dammit i reckon i could have got a for analysis. average was up at 88% before the damn exam pulled it down to 76 or so. pfft. but anyway i dont want to be like danny. hahaha. *WHAT!! ONLY A?! OH MY GOD!! NOoo!! IT CANT BE!!* hahaha way to chuck a fit danny. after school today went to taipei delight to get a QI SHI RE GOU or cheese hot dog if you prefer. i like the chinese name.. makes it sound.. nicer. hahaha.. then went to tuition from 1.30 to 2.30. THEN went to rock kung to eat with peter, lisa, chi shii, andy, allan (alan? allen? haha sorry mate i dunno how to spell your name). good food. gonna eat more cha siu fan next time. mmmm. after we ate sat around and talked about stuff.. haha a movie came up in the conversation about this guy eating bull penis (honkie movie - needing you) and then lisa was like 'something something BULL PENIS' and then everyone went quiet and the table of 20 somethin girls next to us just stared and laughed hahaha and we're like HAHA omg. spent about bloody 15 minutes counting money cause lisa kept getting confused. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8. ok so thats ten dollars. NO LISA ITS EIGHT. oh. AHAH thats why she kept getting 55 bucks when i counted 53. eventually we got there. after lisa left. after eating went home. on the way looked in that china book shop place near the convenience store. bought jay chou cd. hahaha.. it wouldve taken me months to have the patience to dl all the songs that i didnt have off that cd. so the 18 bucks was worth the 2 cds. came home. listened to cd. hung out by myself in my room. wonderful. music and relaxation. i couldnt have wanted anything else. until my next post bonsoir my friends =]

tong hua

忘了有多久 再没听到你对我说你最爱的故事
我想了很久 我开始慌了 是不是我又做错了什么
你哭著对我说 童话里都是骗人的 我不可能是你的王子
也许你不会懂 从你说爱我以后 我的天空 星星都亮了
我愿变成童话里 你爱的那个天使 张开双手变成翅膀守护你
你要相信 相信我们会像童话故事里 幸福和快乐是结局

你哭著对我说 童话里都是骗人的 我不可能是你的王子
也许你不会懂 从你说爱我以后 我的天空 星星都亮了
我愿变成童话里 你爱的那个天使 张开双手变成翅膀守护你
你要相信 相信我们会像童话故事里 幸福和快乐是结局

我要变成童话里 你爱的那个天使 张开双手变成翅膀守护你
你要相信 相信我们会像童话故事里 幸福和快乐是结局
我会变成童话里 你爱的那个天使 张开双手变成翅膀守护你
你要相信 相信我们会像童话故事里 幸福和快乐是结局

一起写我们的结局

omg i have fallen in love with this song. hahaha.. its so sadddd =[ and the video clip makes it even sadder T_T
okok. so its about this guy and this girl. and about how theyre in love and he wants to be the angel that she loves so much in her fairytales. he wishes that he could spread out his arms and they could become wings so he could protect her =[ GAHHHH omg. and in the video clip the girl is like sick and goes to hospital and stuff and in the end she dies!! AHhhhhh. and then the song finishes omg. and the clip is so beautifully made. really deep meaning shown in the techniques.

My favourite lines from the song with some dodgy translations by me:

我愿变成童话里 你爱的那个天使, 张开双手变成翅膀守护你
I long to be your beloved angel from fairytales, to open my two hands and have them become wings for me to protect you

你要相信, 相信我们会像童话故事里, 幸福和快乐是结局
You must believe, believe that we can be like those in fairytales, where the ending is beautiful and happy

ok so it might sound a little fobby but i guess the meaning and all the 'niceness' that goes with it is somewhat lost by translating it into english. or maybe im just shitty at translating poetic things. haha. nah, its just because of the different language X] *cocky kent*

=O!! its playing (again) righttttt now. ahhhh am i gonna cry? no. boys dont cry.

*runs to room to cry*

hehehe

B-A-NAN-A-S !!

no gary no

no gary no *boom boom* no gary no *boom boom* no gary no gary nogary NO!! hahaha that ad is hilarious. how awesome would it be to have a cheer squad like that?! well maybe not. because: - youd have them following you everywhere. (hehehe) - one of them would probably turn evil and try to kill you - what if they start saying 'yes gary yes' ? - do you have to pay for their train tickets if you go on a train? (as opposed to paying for their train tickets if you go on a bus.. duh nick) anyway. itd be pretty cool if they were only there when you needed them.. like if you were trying to lose weight or something. NO NICKY NO. PUT THAT DRUMSTICK DOWN. NO NICKY NO NICKY NO NICKY NO!! hehehe. anyway in other news there are 3 days left till the end of term. huzzah! must go somewhere with friends. must go manywheres. lisa planning the thing on friday. where to eat in glenny? lets go to SPRINGY. mmm. cheap and tasty. like a damn whore. cheap and tasty. AHAHA so yeah there wasnt much of a point to this post. like most of the others. just felt like doing something. =] gniteee

very nice..

If you wait for me
Then I'll come for you.
Although I've travelled far,
I always hold a place for you in my heart.

If you think of me,
If you miss me once in a while,
Then I'll return to you.
I'll return and fill that space
in your heart.

a touch of jap anime randomness there, but still.. its got the *aww* factor. i like it =]

aquarium excursion

today we went to the aquarium in the city for a chem excursion. it was more like a bio excursion with like a couple of chemical equations but anyway. heres some photos i took:

probably the best two pictures i got inside the aquarium.. and even then theyre pretty dodgy. hahaah.. the rays were cool =] and the pic of the shark was taken out the back behind the 'staff only' doors.. oOoh.. you can see the white pipes in the bottom corner.. it was in a large shallow pool thing with another shark and a small ray

random photo of some white school we saw while walking back to flinders.. whenever we go to the city.. theres always schools with only white people. funkily WEIRD. cause its like you see our school and theres 45 people in the group with about 5 of them aussie. the rest are asians and curries. then you walk past some private school and theyre all white. brown hair, blonde hair, red hair. not an asian in sight. veeeeery interesting. you gotta feel sorry for those kids. no diversity =\ which leads to ignorance. and.. dare i say it... racism >=[

AAGH!! NICKS A GHOST!!

look! krishna is chatting up mrs bainbridge!! GAHAHA.. omg they were bagging her so much today..mr edwards was saying how he was the biggest sonofabitch (yep he said that) in the school and he could make kids obey his rules or something. then he's like only one person can beat me.. and shes on this excursion. HAHAHA!! seriously though. mrs bainbridge is HUGE. shes got a big voice too (to match her stomach). and she crushed a lollipop. into POWDER. with her foot. just by STEPPING on it. eeeekk. dont fckn piss her off. shell EAT YOU. BAHAHA

yes. well thats just a couple of photos. but anyway heres the interesting part of the excursion. on the train to the city steph, ivan, james and me were taking turns to WRITE A STORY to stop us from being bored. each person got to add three words at a time. and so the paper went around. on the way home peter joined in. HERE IS OUR LOVELY MASTERPIECE:

Today i am a horny bitch who wants grace but ivan will go to a toilet and have yum cha together. the toilet turns and runs away, AHH ANGRY TOILET! he bumps into the yumcha man and food goes "Wah i smell!" Then stephanie fell and the toilet flushed, crap flying everywhere. her face was stuck in the toilet plunger because she had crap for yum cha, and she eats donkey penis because it tastes like cream chicken soup with slight tang. so james walked to the donkey and pushed it and it farts and his balls jiggled and then donkey fell and bit his penis off, then nick rushed in and took the penis in his mouth and then asian hater comes and says "oi.. i want penis! GIVE ME SOME!" he opened his mouth and shared the penis with nick because he likes ANH HONG MUOI (think kan tong wok star ad hehe) KAN TONG is very exotic and mocha kenya gay black nigger looks in mirror and sees nothing because "down there" no black snake! nick looks at himself and realised hes very sexy and jacks off. and suddenly james and ivan go OH MY GOD i want that little wee wee it looks so horny and long and saggy and vagina-like and i really want to taste that i want sex. peter comes along oh yeah baby im feeling RANDY and want some orgy from nick. in a dumpster. why the dumpster? because its dirty =P nick starts to take off his clothes and starts dancing with himself thrusting his hips, licking his lips touching his vagina-like ear and penis. NANDAYO goes ivan before he joins and gropes peters sexy hairless leg. he waxes every WRONG! i use venus. IM YOUR VENUS. stephanie's your venus. your intuition! / anyways back to action. peter began to touch stephanies flat, muscly hairy leg. that nick loves. peter flees from horror. and falls over his saggy tits popped out and then landed in SOGO where he felt a soft and squeeze ball. put it up, ivan gropes boobless grace because he was in Win Sam buying his BOKCHOY and POCKY long and thin like smelly green worms so he could have a nice tasty with james and his donkey whose penis was in the aquarium and eaten by sharks, safely reach home with half a brain left in. grace shoved a cucumber up peters sexy ass while he moaned with the feeling as if he was doing some funky animal sex with a juicy funky DIM SUM. mmmm har gao.

THE END!!

oh dear. that was a horrible story. why was i the freakin main character? sif dance naked by myself...hehehe =P

samuraiii!!

You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You are not really the stereotypical hero, but you do fight for good. Just in your own way. For you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil person, if it is for justice and peace. You also don't belive in mourning all the time and think that once you've hit a bad stage in life you just have to get up again. It's pointless to concentrate on emotional pain and better to just get on with everything. You also are a down to earth type of person and think before you act. Impulsive people may annoy you somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile

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hmm.. mostly true i think. i try not to concentrate on emotional pain. try.

brooding...?

Your word is: Brooding. You are a true thinker and
often try to figure out the meaning of life,
why we are all here etc. You may not be so
social, and often think twice before acting but
those thoughts you have in your mind never stop
flowing in. Sometimes you can be so
concentrated you forget about other things that
you have to do. Don't change, this world needs
deep people.

=O! that pic is freaky..but cool =]

What dark word represents you?
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random blogs

ok. so we all know how much i love randomness. well at the top right of most blogs (like mine) there is a link that says next blog. click on that and youll be redirected to a randomly chosen blog. wonderful. ok so theres a lot of boring crap but theres some delightfully random stuff out there. haahha. once i came upon a site where people send in their secrets. forgot that one though but it was hella hilarious. i slept with my boyfriends dad. i said my secret in this envelope and sealed it up. i steal things from my friends homes to remind me of them. HAHA. anyway clicked on it just before and ended up at some spanish blog with this pic: http://photos1.blogger.com/img/95/4181/640/manara19.jpg ENJOY (BOYS)! HAAHAH

7th month ghost story -_-"

For thos of you who dont know, the 7th month of the chinese lunar calendar is the month when the gates of hell are opened, and lost spirits and souls are allowed to wander the mortal world. it is not advisable to move house, travel, get married - basically start anything new, in this month. the hungry ghosts festival takes place in the middle of the 7th month, where offerings are made to your ancestors and wandering ghosts.. who need something to eat. otherwise theyll curse you and bring you bad luck =] so anyway, this story took place during the 7th month to a man named SAM.

Sam at that time was working as a general worker, in a small company located at Tuas. During one particular working day, the whole of Sam's company was requested to work OT (overtime) in order to meet a deadline due the next day.

By the time everything was done, it was already past 12 am and Sam was the last person left in the office. He was left wondering whether there were still any bus services at this hour. He decided to try his luck and quickly tidied up the office, locked up and rushed towards the bus stop.
The bus stop was situated by a small narrow road with dense forestation surrounding the area.

Sam waited for about 20 minutes and was about to make his way to the main road to catch a cab when a double deck bus appeared from nowhere.
He hesitantly waved it down, boarded the bus and the only person he saw on the same bus was a frail ghastly looking old woman.

The old woman was dressed in a white chinese top and black pants, attire favoured by maids in those early days or "Ma Jie" as they were commonly known then.

Sam felt uneasy upon seeing her and was about to go up to the upper deck
when a voice ranged out in Cantonese, "Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous."

It was the old woman. Her comment sent a chill through Sam's bones and he figured that the upper deck might be "dirty". He decided to heed the old woman's advice and grab a seat at the lower deck even though he felt uncomfortable by her presence.

It was an agonizing 20 minutes journey before Sam reached his bus stop. He quickly alighted and turned to steal a quick glance at the old woman, who stared right back at him by the window. Without further ado, Sam hastened his pace and was fortunate to reach home safely.

The next day, Sam was requested to work OT and ended up being the last person left in the office again. It was already past midnight and Sam was contemplating whether to take a cab home but decided against it in the end as money was tight.

So he made his way to the bus stop again and after about 20 minutes, the same double deck bus appeared.

Sam boarded the bus and saw the same old woman again. He decided to go to the upper deck again when the old woman called out to him,

"Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous."

Even though, he heard it before, he still felt a certain fear inside him since it's the 7th month. To be on the safe side, he reluctantly took a seat at the lower deck again and reached home with no incidents.

The third day, Sam was asked to do OT again. By now he was feeling dreaded and worried as he didn't want to repeat the same process again. But he obliged nevertheless since it's his livelihood.

He was, you guessed it, the last person left in the office again. He made the same journey to the bus stop, occasionally checking his back as he walked.

The double deck bus arrived, he boarded it and saw the same old woman again. As he proceeded to go upstairs, the old woman warned him again,

"Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous."

Sam was fed up with the old woman by now and decided to go upstairs even though he was feeling a bit scared. He saw no one else when he reached the upper deck and slowly made his way to the back of the bus and sat down.

Sam's heart began pounding away as he waited anxiously for something to happen. After 30 minutes, with nothing happening, Sam went downstairs to confront the old woman and asked her why she kept saying it's dangerous upstairs. The old woman turned, stared at him and replied ..............



















"Young man, don't go upstairs. Upstairs dangerous. Upstairs got no bus driver."


Sam: -_-"


GAHAHAHH!!!! were yall SCARED!? hahahaah.. the first time i read it i was like oh shit oh shit whats gonna happen?! imagining this ancient chinese lady in black and white clothes all wrinkly and saying 'dont go upstairs dont go upstairs' then shes like 'upstairs no bus driver' and my reaction was like sam's hahaha.. clever build up of tension there isnt it? kinda a lame ending but ah well. i love lame things =] OOH its still only the 5th month.. im lucky this year..my birthday is the day before the first day of the 7TH MONTH!! GAH!

hostage taking in cambodia

i think it was on thursday that it happened..and when i saw it i was like ugh. four hostage takers stormed an international school in siem reap.. a town near the temples that i posted a couple of days ago. 70 kids and 3 teachers were inside the school.. 30 were taken hostage. the kids were from the ages of 2 up to about 6 or 8? from all around the world too. there were aussies. there were kids from south korea, england, italy, singapore.. and one TWO YEAR OLD canadian boy was killed. that is disgusting. these bastard hostage takers make cambodia look so freakin dangerous. well i guess it kinda is but this is just crazy. the boy was fcking 2 years old for fcks sake. and they say they shot him because he cried too much. wtf. OF COURSE HE CRIED YOU BASTARDS. hes fckn TWO. and you come in with your bloody ak-47s taking over the bloody school.

they think the attackers did what they did because they thought foreign parents had lots of money so theyd take their children. another story is that they are in an anti-government group who want to ruin cambodias tourism industry. anyway in the end the police got them to come out of the building by giving them the minivan and $30 000 cash they requested. they took 4 children hostage with them and got into the van. but then the police shut the gate of the school and pulled them out of the van. most of the kids then ran out of the school and into their parents' arms. when the police took the evil bastards out of the school the parents were so angry they bashed 3 of them. GOOD ON YA. the police shielded the 4th guy. SHAME ON YOU. hahaha

anyway this is really unfortunate. its sad to see what people will do for money. or how desperate a person can get. praise to those local people who helped to save the children. they were running into the school and getting the kids out risking their own lives under fire. 6 hours the whole thing lasted. bastards threatened to kill the kids one by one. GARH.

rip to the canadian boy and sympathies to his family. i hope this doesnt change their perceptions of cambodia too much because it really does need all the help and foreign interest as it can get. lets all hope nothing like this happens again. thats probably extreme wishful thinking but i really hope it doesnt.

article from cnn: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/06/16/cambodia.color.ap/index.html

change of format

okok. so i changed my format yesterday to a nice blue one. but then i got really pissed off with it cause it kept screwing up and my profile was at the bottom and shit (yeah im really particular and prissy with this stuff) so i changed to this kinda boring looking format. its called TicTacBlue. hahaha actually its not that bad.. but ill probably end up changing back to my nice blue one later.

imperial guard

well.. this guy is certainly looking happy. hahaah just found him the other day.. hes a guard from the china imperial army around the 1800s. pretty cool uniform ay? i find it kinda harrd to believe that they still wore things like this in the 1800s.. it seems too ancient for some reason. but anyway.. pretty cool i reckon =]

well.. just going through my files then and was browsing through my CHINA PHOTOS!! actually i think these were both taken by chris haha.. but anyway.. the first one is at a maccas behind the Summer Palace. very well placed because you walk in through the front of the Summer Palace.. walk around.. be a tourist..climb a steep hill.. walk down again.. go through the exit.. and WOW. MCDONALDS! it ruins the view from the back of the summer palace.. you can imagine how it was all green hills and stuff before and now its a maccas. but anyway.

they didnt allow me to take photos. i guess theyy noticed me cause i was bigger and blacker than the other people there. hahaah but they didnt notice chris.. so he took a photo of the distinctly chinese maccas foods. the first is black pepper 'steak' hamburger.. didnt try that. the next one is green bean pie. wanted to try but didnt get to. the last one is.. i dunno. the sign says its 'fresh fruit sauce' with ice cream on top.. but direct translations are a little dodgy so yeah i think youd kinda get the idea from the pic =] i think someone tried it at the beijing mcdonalds in xidan? forgot. but anyway its available in pineapple and strawberry. mmm. OMG maccas also has chicken wings! haha.. thats in another photo somehwere.

as for kfc.. this one was kinda near the school we were at in china.. this was kfc for dinner one night.. me and chris were sitting at the same table and he took this photo before we ate. he had the wings and i had the burger.. its actually pretty good but pretty oily. they dont use breast filletfor burgers like they do here. its more like thigh i think. not as dry but more oily. hehe. and the chips! not thick. but french fries. and they like to eat it with tomato sauce. at maccas too. and kfc has SOUP! hahah vegetable soup.. i think they had rice too? forgot. but anyway.. fast food in china is somewhat of a 'luxury' apparently. its like what we call 'going out' here. we go to a nice restaurant for dinner.. and the chinese go to maccas. hahaah.. cause its so expensive compared to other foods you can buy outside. its a sign of *western refinement* and AFFLUENCE.

maccas also had TARO PIE. mmm.

so thats its for todays post. now im hungry. and i miss china =[ well not the diarrhoea. AHAH but the overall experience. if you ever get to travel overseas with friends. DO IT. its so FUN! youll never forget it =]

- bonsoir.

beautiful isnt it? and dont say no you smartass m'fers. this is one of the temple ruins of angkor, in northwestern cambodia. once upon a time the khmer empire ruled over thailand, laos, southern vietnam, eastern burma and as far north as south west china.. and angkor was the capital.. nowadays its a tourist attraction.. from the glory of empire to tourist attraction for fat white europeans. gahh. anyway its good for the economy so i cant complain =P

you may have seen it at the movies cause its where they filmed the tomb raider movie with angelina jolie. yes, mrs smith. haha SHES GOT A CAMBO BABY. she adopted a kid from a town near angkor and named him MADDOX. that is the weirdest name ive ever heard for a cambo kid. except maybe aaliyah but thats a pretty name =] so it cancels out the 'oddness'

nooooo

both versions of the teochew dictionary i wanted are out of print =[ *shakes fist at shantou university* damn you!! sif call yourself a teochew university and NOT print dictionaries. pft. you didnt think about the diaspora did you?! the millions of overseas teochiu who are deprived of DICTIONARIES! bahahah.. wonder if it will ever be printed again... nooo.. how much longer will i have to be deprived of my heritage? =[ anyway.. today i was called - monk by several people - shao lin monk in particular by chris - evil genius looking guy by elisha and jason (ahha just because i have a scar and a shaved head!!) - a daddy by joyce (ok i dont think that has anything to do with my hair but anyway..) - Buddha by sherry and ive been rubbed on the head for about half the day.. ahh.. orgasmic. GAHAH and just then my mum goes *giggling* : whenever i see you i just want to laugh!! and im like *ha. ha. ha.* so yes. wonderful how much simply shaving your head can do isnt it? BRILLIANT. bloody fantastic. so yeah today was an okay day.. last period english i was falling asleep near the end. A+ for english exam!! yessss... english is the only subject i seem to be really good at. even though i find it hella boring most of the time. after school came home and slept from 5 till 8.. missed 'food lovers guide' *damn* hahaha.. SO WHAT? i love food okay. OKAY. oooook. should really do some hw later. must find out what CHU SHUI means.. in terms of cooking. gnite ya'll

aaaaaaah bald.

IM BALDDDD!!!!!!!! nooooo.. at the beginning of winter too. dammit. went to get a haircut this morning and some curry guy ive never seen before was the guy that was free so i was like ok what the hell i havent got time. and im like i want it short please. so hes like all? and im like all? what? curry guy: all. top back and sides? nick: ohh. yeah. curry guy starts shaving. bzzzzzzzzzzz goes the shaving thing. haha forgot what its called. off comes my hair. wow. i was kinda shocked at how short it was. hahaha i was like in shock and amazement and yeah. ended up paying 12 bucks instead of 14.50 cause it was just a shave job. at least something good came of my 'baldness' =] and when i got home my sisters like 'its all goneeee!!!! YOU look like a mONK!' and im like AHHA GOOD. IM GOOD LUCK. and then yeah. its really short. well the shortest ive ever had it.. belal said its not short. i cant evenn see your scalp he said. hahaah oh well. i can FEEL my scalp. my scalp can FEEL everything. its an amazing feeling. a REVELATION. my head can actually FEEL the wind. wonderfully erotic. HAHA random. anyway.. when my mum saw it shes like did you get a haircut? nick: yes. mum: ITS SO SHORT! you look like a VIETNAMESE! or a MONK! A NEW MONK! nick: oh god. and yeah shes like i dont like it. dont ever cut it that short again. how disappointing. hahaha im like wtf. DISAPPOINTING? back when i had the mushroom cut she said i look viet. now when i get the monk cut she says i look viet. i guess im just one viet lookin guy. NOT. geezzz.. im not viet. all i can say is PHO and *hai dong hai dong chin muoi lam SEN* hahaah and du ma of course. but anyway.. i guess im gonna be a monk for the next couple of weeks then ay? be nice to me people because its a sin to hurt a monk. haahha and give me food. it will bring you luck!! and you shall be reborn as a human again. buddha preserve us. thats it for todays posting i guess. gnite! - thich nich qua xuyen him the venerable nich him, vietnamese buddhist monk.

parents

oook. this post is going to start off being about my parents.. i say that because ill probably end up talking about something like purple martian banana invaders taking over the universe.. as my randomness rules my life.. hahah but anyway PARENTS. my mum is hilarious sometimes. today i went to the kitchen and saw the shopping list on top of the microwave, glanced at it then walked away. but then i turned around and went back. haha my mum wanted to buy balsamic vinegar dressing.. but instead she wrote 'sambolic dressing' GAHAh.. her english is so coool =] and the first time we ate foccacia she couldnt pronounce it.. it was always 'fo-cha-co' or 'fo-ca-cho' hehehe.. and omg she cant pronounce the words JAM and JAMES AHHAha to her they sound the same.. and JAN and JANE hahahah theyre both *jehn* gahaha.. asian english is too cool mate =] my dad on the other hand.. hes got no accent at all.. he sounds just like me.. guess thats what happens when you live in the west for 30+ years ay? actually i guess we do have an 'accent'.. its not exactly aussie and not exactly kiwi.. nor is it british. then wtf is it you may ask? well fck me if i know hahaha but anyway.. theres my parents for you. ok now for the PURPLE MARTIAN BANANA INVADERS.. ahaa jk. b-a-n-a-n-a-s dammit. thats been stuck in my head all day damn stefani. and whats with her obsession with the skinny jap girls dancing around her all the time? shes got a fetish hasnt she. speaking of fetishes i saw a comment on a site the other day about white guys who learn other people's languages. it was something like 'when white guys learn another language that is relatively unknown to others its probably because hes got a fetish for their women.' GAHAha.. it was in response to someone talking about non-native speakers learning cambo. apparently there are black niggers (as opposed to the white kind of course) in america who can speak cambo. they got a fetish dont they. wonder if gwen stefani knows any jap? haha bonsoir !! -nick

Cabbages and Condoms

hahaha found this when i stumbled upon a thai teochiu lady's blog!! its a chain of restaurants in thailand called 'Cabbages and Condoms' GAHAHA delightfully random!! anyway they are aimed at controlling aids and population numbers or something in thailand.. and they offer condoms after dinner instead of mints.. hahaha.. it seems to be a bit like Nandos.. in that the restaurants have condom themes on the walls and stuff.. heheeh LETS GO TO THAILAND.

or maybe cambodia.. i know ive told a lot of my friends this.. about Happy Herbs Pizza in Phnom Penh (camboland's capital).. well yes.. they really do have 'happy herbs' on their pizzas.. and apparently the name also comes from Herb, who was the original owner.. and he was always 'happy' no doubt because he ate his own pizzas.. but thats another story. ANYWAY at Happy Herbs Pizza you can request a 'happy pizza' or a 'happy happy pizza' or a 'super happy pizza' and they will put just the right amount of 'happy herbs' on it for you.. which will leave you laughing for the rest of the day.. or at least will put a smile on your dial.. for a little while. IT RHYMES!! IM A GENIUS. im a poet and i didnt know it. ha, ha, ha =\

apparently happy herbs (marijuana, for those idiots who havent worked it out yet) have long been a part of the cambodian culinary tradition.. my mum told me that restaurants used to put it in their soups to make customers come back for more.. and more.. haha she said one restaurant got her hooked once. HAHA NO MY MOTHER IS NOT A DRUGGIE. and i heard other stories from people who said their parents told them how they put it in their soup and they would laugh and laugh for hours after eating it. GAHAH i can just imagine. cambos sitting in the village laughing for no reason. hilarious. god bless cambodia. and its marijuana. BAHAH!!!

anyway must go. ta TA

-nick (ni-ger JI)

agh

damn blogger.com wiped out my last post so im writing it again. AGAIN. i was going to not write it again cause i cbf so i logged out. but then i got bored so here i am again. hahaha

anyway i had written a bunch of crap about how asian parents are stupid in some ways.. they gossip about their own kids and go around telling others shit that youve done even if it makes them ashamed. wtf.

off that topic now.. im feeling so damn COLD. my legs and feet are bloody freezing mate. at least my balls arent. cause thats worse. HAHA.. you say that at school and you get laughter.. then lots of random comments from girls.. they make jokes about raisins and walnuts and shit.. hahahaha.. some girls are really funny when it comes to these things.. and some are just like *stupid looking greasing off face* pffft. geez.. youre no fun, bitch. hahaha but seriously i dont know many (if any) girls who are like that.. thank goodness.

omg on something unrelated (haha i do that alot) DONT YOU LOVE GIRLS WITH DIMPLES!? GHAHAAA!!! yep yep yep *grins and nods crazily* girls with dimples are so.. ahhh.. lovely. hahaah.. DIMPLES DIMPLES DIMPLES *brings out cheerleader poms poms* gimme a D.. *D*

haha anyway.. wishing the day would get warmer.. bloody sun keeps disappearing behind the clouds. making that *sun on sun off* sort of thing happen. damn clouds. or wind. whatever.

need to get a haircut. getting too hairy. eww hairy. you know who else is hairy? guy sebastian. eww you just dont want to imagine where hes got other 'fros growing GAHAHAH ok that was off. i think this is an appropriate time for me to take my leave..

fare thee well (i learnt that phrase was created by shakespeare =] )

-nick

bahahahaha PEDOLICIOUS!

as soon as i saw this picture i was just like wow. its nice isnt it? taken (not by me hehe) in Jieyang or Gek Io as it is known in teochiu.. an area in southern china in the teochiu heartland. mmm. the land of my ancestors is lookin a lil dirty... hahaha but nonetheless beautiful in its own way =]

no title can describe randomness.. except maybe RANDOMNESS

bahahaha yes. dunno what to write about but feel like posting an entry up/ so anyyway... yeahhhh went to sleep at about 4.30 and woke up at 7.45 to the sound of BIG BROTHER. omfg dont get me fckn STARTED on that bloody waste of tv airspace. IT IS THE MOST RETARDED PIECE OF JUNK ON TV. a bunch of yobbos who live in a house together. and drink. and are watched in the shower (come one theyre not even HOT) and all kinds of random shit like that. WTF. the first one i watched some. then i stopped. now theyre up to BB5. FIVE. gahhhhhhhh. have you noticed its only white people on bb? asians have humility. and shame. they will be cast out of their society forever if they went on a show like that. and were seen to be doing unspeakable things. ok maybe there was some malaysian guy on it once but i think he was voted out first or sth. haha anyway the point is bb is a stupid show that morons go on because theyre gay. gahaha BOYCOTT BB!! so maybe my comments make me sound right-wing but i dont care if they do because BIG BROTHER IS A PIECE OF SHIT. no SHIT is an understatement. there is no word to describe the filthy, incredulously crude and rude *programming* that IS big brother. ok now off my high horse about bb. woke up at 7.45 cause i felt something moist on my cheek as i rolled over on my pillow. realised id been drooling on my pillow. again. hahaahah oh dear. guess i must enjoy my sleep so much i forget to close my mouth =D i wonder if people are conscious enough in their sleep to close their mouths? or is it an automatic thing? hmm. anyway 4 DAY WEEKEND. GAHHHHHHHHHHH YAY. tuesday is report writing day. sif teachers do anything. they dont even go to school. they have a bloody holiday too. my joyce was sad this morning =[ dont be sad la!! it hurts when you see the ones you care about being sad doesnt it? of course it does. youre not human if you dont feel like that. but anyway it will GET BETTER JOYCE. you shall see. someone will see that something isnt as good as it seems. hahaha trying to make that as ambiguous as POSSIBLE. ok heres how to make it more ambiguous. x will see y is not as g as f. BAHA RANDOM. anyway seems like this post is quite long so i shall stop about now. ok now. bonsoir wo de HAO PENG YOU!! -nick

you are gay blogger.com

this is the second time im writing my post today. wtf. stupid blogger.com. didnt publish my damn post. to cut a long story short my gayass bio teacher cant ADD. i got 71.5 for my exam and he gives me 61.5 the fkcer... what the hell do they teach in schools in england? bloody moron. anyway got him to change it.. after he had the fckn nerve to say 'who cohnt count now?' after i told him to recount it and said he couldlnt count. hahah.. then i added it on calc and he recounted it and he realised his mistake and im like *DUHHHHHHHHHHH 'OO COHN'T COUNT NOW MR DOYLE YOU FCKERRRR* minus the explicits of course hehe. anyway i just realised that jessica alba was like across the road from my house the other day. omfg. I COULD HAVE RUN OVER THERE AND SAW HER FOR 10 SECONDS. 10 seconds isnt much but ITS JESSICA ALBA =] gahhhhhhhhh. note to self: must keep list of hot female celebrities coming in to rove live. so yeah. damn. wasted opportunity. thats the price you pay for not being informed. valuable lesson kids. KNOW EVERYTHING. then youll never regret anything. hahah but there is a saying that goes 'the wise man knows he can never know everything' or something like that. courtesy of the great philosopher confucius. CONFUCIUS SAY: VIRGINITY LIKE BALLOON. ONE PRICK, ALL GONE. bahahah random comment: KAN TONG WOK STARRR!!!!!!! AN HONG MUOIIIII WAKAmak WAKAMAK WAKAMAK MAAAAAAA WOK STARRRr hahaha I LOVE THAT AD. they made up an asian-sounding language so they dont offend anyone. but they use chinese characters? and theyre mostly wrong.. except when it says 'easy' but theres another one that says COURAGEOUS. mmmm. i know thats a quality im always looking for in my instant asian simmer sauces. COURAGe. of course! it wouldnt be right if my wok didnt sizzle with couragey goodness. gahaah anyway must go. good night and adieu.. for the second time. -nick

oMFG

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh. i hate bio now. FUCK FUCK FUCK. i thought i did OKAY IN THE BLOODY EXAM. maybe id lose 10 or 15 marks tops. BUT WTF. 28 and a half fucking marks. that is my lowest bio score this entire year. i got 90% in the practice exam. WTF. im in complete shock at the moment. complete fucking shock. i keep saying 'oh my god' over and over. and keep checking my percentage. omfg. i want to punch fuckn mr doyle. such a bastard he is. i bet he doesnt even read what we write. just looks for words and if theyre not there you get no marks. its fckn gay. and so is he. o.m.g. 68.3% oooooomgggggggggggggg. that is so shit for me. so so shit. i feel like breaking doyles face. and ripping up the fucking exam. right now im hoping this is all a big mistake. but in reality i know its probably not. please let it be a mistake. give that mark to someone else. how could i do that shitty? gagagagaga!!!!!! >=[ not a happy camper. sdfhasog;apei;ytipouyp'iowruhogia;ehdngapoei;ldhgnaoelrtkhgaje'o;f k[welnh{" FSJDPNGlk;ajDS{FpjrHNO;udjgGNF;OEilsDHNPOa:lJNAO;LKSHDnPAEL;JHNRpslkhndflj NHpEL:JKh"lDFHjnafdlhandplngfadp;l,hngadfl,nbgadpl,vnbafpk;,jns,fgnbaslfjsaldjglkasbdsg asdlaksndg;ovailrhngpialkdsnlkgJN,BZCX;FLC[sro;dlutga-w3'9epuha-dpoxgjanpe'tujgnaklzf,jnad Fd;fhbknP'EOGULDFJBPAEO4LUARJTGPKLSFJGV}eprujHNB'Z;c"vnL ahhhhhh taking stress out on my keyboard. feeling minorly better. but still shitty. THIS JUST TOPS MY DAY DOESNT IT. thank you fate... you evil bitch >=[ edit: haha after i tried publishing this post it returns with "ERROR: Your HTML cannot be accepted: Tag is broken:

teochiu ringtone!!

found this link from gaginang.org (about 500kb size) http://students.washington.edu/taing721/mrbrown_pirated.mp3 ahahahah its funny now that i get most of it! imagine having that as your ringtone! very cool and funny if your teochiu is pretty good..well i guess average.. since mine is pretty shite. but anyway.. recorded by a teochiu guy from singapore.. sounds like a typical singaporean accent hehe =] enjoy my tc friends!!

farts

talking to joyce and kathleen about farting. SO. what are we talking about? VERY RANDOM, DISTURBING things. pussy farts. PUSSY FARTS. GAHAHA. air that comes out of a girls pussy. mmm. tasty--- I MEAN. INTERESTING. yeah! thats what i mean. yeah boy shake that thing. oops i mean girl. girl girl girl. haha only time i will ever quote eminem EVER. anyway.. people can control their farts.. wonderful people arent they? just fartinng whenever they like.. all over the bloody place. that word. BLOODY. dont you just love it? i use it all the bloody time. i bet a lot of you guessed i was going to say that right? WELL ARENT YOU INTELLIGENT. WANT A COOKIE AND A STICKER FOR BEING SUCH A SMARTASS? haha sorry no cookies or stickers =p BLOODY FANTASTIC. BLOODY ANNOYING. GIVE ME THE BLOODY REMOTE. BLOODY HELL. HOW THE BLOODY HELL SHOULD I KNOW. WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. JUST PASS THE BLOODY THING. BLOODY BRILLIANT. BLOODY GOOD. ahh.. its one of the words that those people from england have given to the colonies.. haha.. have you noticed? its used in aus, nz, india, malaysia, singapore. all colonies of MOTHER ENGLAND. funnily though its not used in african colonies? or in canada.. hahaha canadians saying bloody would be hilarious. like americans saying it. AND INDIANS SAYING IT. OMFG ITS HILARIOUS. *i dohnt haf BLOODY time for this joo BLOODY idiot soh SOD OFF* yes anyway.. among other words from england that i like.. but dont really use.. are : - shag - v. to have sexual intercourse with (courtesy of Austin powers) English people used to be able to use this word in america without anyone knowing what they were talking about.. until mike meyers came along =] - randy adj. horny, sexually frustrated GAHAHAH RANDY. FEELING A BIT RANDY ARE WE? yes sir. jkjk.. does anyone remember watching HOME IMPROVEMENT? ONE OF THE KIDS WAS NAMED RANDY. GAHAHAH!! in my chinese dictionary the literal translation of the word randy is : sexual desire impulse/get excited HAhaha.. randy randy randy. that kid would get so much shit if he moved to england. now class, this is a new student, RANDY. wakaka. - bollocks n. gonads, testicles, bullshit, 'rubbish!' hahah it reminds me of that white girl from bend it like beckham.. OH BOLLOCKS. gonna use that one more. YOURE BLOODY RANDY YOU BASTARD. OH BOLLOCKS! heheh enjoy that grammar lesson kids? happy learning =] and good luck to everyone with the GAT!! gahhhhh gat gat gat. may your heart find peace =] -nick

shame shame shame

last night from 11.15pm to 12.00am was official INTERNATIONAL NICK HIM DAY. and you didnt know did you? SHAME ON YOU. and therefore you didnt celebrate did you? DOUBLE SHAME ON YOU. SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU, YOU BAD PEOPLE. hahaah.. ok i didnt celebrate either. BUT I AM NICK HIM. i dont need to celebrate my own day because for me EVERYDAY is nick him day. heheeh.. anyway. chem exam tomorrow then gat on wednesday. gahaaa. chem. chem chem chem. so much to remember. alkenes alkanes alkynes. which molecules form precipitates. polarity. etc etc WHY DO WE HAVE TO MEMORISE EVERYTHING. fck. even maths allows cheat sheets. even half a freakin page would help for chem. HALF DAMMIT. okok. so now im listening to some cambo ballads. haha all cambo songs are ballads anyway. well 90% and yeah theyre actually quite nice. do i sound lame? i know theres lots of people my age out there who hear cambo music and theyre like ew how lame. well guess what FCKERS i dont CARE. cambo music used to be pretty lame i agree.. but after so many years of sub-consciously listening to it.. i like it now. hehe.. and besides.. its progressed alot from where it was before - it used to be all for old people to listen to. but now its aimed alot more towards young people.. but still. you gotta love the oldies.. esp. the roam vong! haha *dances in big circle* but anyway.. listening to preap sovath.. ugly mfcker but got a good voice. hahaha.. its such a sad song =[ i think thats why i like ballads so much.. its cause im CAMBO !! and a lot of chinese songs are ballads too.. gotta love your chinese ballads too.. some of them are reallly sad.. and poetic.. and. yeah. gahhhhhhh look at the time!! my random rambling about ballads has cost me time away from my STUDIES OF CHEMISTRY. =\ ok must go to study for chem exam. good luck nick! why thank you. good luck everybody! why thank you. who is that random? =]

5 cents.. teochew dictionary?

today a lady came into the pharmacy and bought strepsils or a box of something for 8.95. so she gives me a 5 dollar note, 95 cents and 3 dollars. 3 dollars in thee form of 5 CENT COINS. BAHAHA. its like note, 95 cents, and a small log shaped thing that looked like a packet of lifesavers wrapped in newspaper. so shes like to me in cambo 'count it' and yes. it contained 60 five cent coins. hahaha yeah that was kinda random. imagine if everything was paid for in 5 cent coins. mmmm. what a wonderfully slow world we'd live in. but we'd all be really strong cause we're carrying around maybe 50 bucks worth of 5 cents. hahahaah.. anyway.. i want a teochew dictionary!! if anyone knows where i can get XIN BIAN CHAOZHOU YIN ZI DIAN by a person called LIN LUN LUN then tell MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. apparently its a super cool very useful dictionary =] hahah do i sound like a big chinese nerd? WELL I AM. GAHAHAH. BEHOLD AND FEAR MY CHINESE FANATICISM - GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! LONG LIVE COMMUNISM AND CHAIRMAN MAO!! ok i take that last part back. fck the bloody communists. damn bastards. and death to mao! even though he's already dead. and frozen in beijing. i wanted to go see his frozen body but NoOoo.. we didnt =[ hahaah. yeah anyway.. might see if i can the dictonary ordered for me by some china book shop people. yay! on something completely unrelated.. well i guess its related. distantly. because its about my dad picking me up from work in springvale. and in springvale i work at a pharmacy. and at the pharmacy i use teochew to talk to customers. haha so ANYWAY. yeah this guy was backing out of a car park in front of us.. and he was like in between us and another car.. cause we were on the street and he was like at a right angle with us.. yeah anyway this guy was backing out and this other guy was coming from the other direction and was gonna hit him.. haha and my dads like *GO ON GO ON* hahahahah.. my dads so evil. he always wants to see people get in fights and hit each other in their cars.. hahaah.. and when we pass people pulled over by cops he goes BOOK HIM BOOK HIM =] so evil what my ba ba.. anyway must study for chem exam. beginning tomorrow. wakaka. gnite and may all your exams be shun shun li li (smooth and easy) !! -nick

..

just a quick post to keep my blog alive.. gahah!! yeah ok.. umm methods analysis today.. thought id do pretty well.. but it was too long.. and some parts were too hard.. and yeah. hopefully my other analysis marks will compensate if i do shit in the exam.. *prays on knees* then it was bio. that was a little too long as well i think. but out of 90 marks so i guess its easier to get a higher mark.. but everything was only worth one or two marks so you didnt know which one to choose to get more marks =[ damn teachers said it was gonna be easy. CURSe THEM *flicks fingers in air* gahhhh. anyway.. feeling tired. semi-stressed. must study for chem exam next monday. noo. soo much stuff to remember lor.. yeah chem is ok.. just too much memory involved. and you dont get a summary sheet =[ so yeah.. probably go to sleep now. must go to work tomorrow.. didnt go last week. fun fun fun. feeling quite random now. dog. sheep. pig. big bird. fish. biology. sesame street. food. taipei delight. qi shi re gou. cheese hot dog. those are some random things i pulled out of my ass just then.

hahah.. omg lisa just reminded me of THE GURU. hahaha *we need more tandoori in the library* GAAHHA.. in an indian accent.. that is so random and HILARIAL. and all these white people doing bollywood moves ..HORE HORE CHUTEH CHUTEH *pumps shoulders and arms in the air*

gahaha.. anyway must go to sleep.. or thats what i think i shall do anyway.

bonsoir

-nick

screencast at gwsc

ok. so on the school intranet is the screencast thingy where people can display messages that everyone in the school can see. heres some from today: Lost calculator Have you found a calculator? Please return to Mr Roodenburg LOST Mobile phone Have you found it? Please see Mr Roodenburg LOST USB Have you found a USB? Please return to Mr Roodenburg hahaha.. roody must be one very unco mf. gahaha!! anyway.. also on screencast today were some interesting things about coke: Coke Vs Water Coke cleans rusts stains. Water maintains hydration and alertness. Coke Vs Water Coke trucks carrying the syrup (to make coke) MUST show a HAZCHEM sign Coke vs Water The phosphoric acid in coke will dissolve a small nail in about 4 days. oh dear. not in a rush to drink coke now. i think ill have some lemonade instead. ah schhhhhhhweppervescence!! =]

oh noo

nononononooo.. i dont want to do analysis exam =[ why cant they just give me my analysis mark as it is? dont wanna screw it up anymore than it already is... general maths is so gay. it is the pimple on the ass of my life. hehe random ! gah// english exam was on monday: not bad. just pulling shit about black slaves and white masters from out my ass. general maths skills also on monday: dont really wanna talk about that. methods skills on tuesday: not too bad actually. stupid first question of short answer had everyone going *wtf* haha.. but i worked it out.. in the last 10 mins of the freakin exam. and omg HOW UNCO WERE THE FREAKIN YEAR 10 METHODS KIDS> gahhhh THEY COST ME A PRECIOUS 3 MINUTES READING TIME THE FCKERS !! i mean.. if YOURE SMART ENOUGH TO DO DAMN METHODS IN YEAR 10, ARE YOU NOT SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHERE YOUR FREAKING EXAMS ARE?! bloody hell.. all those damn yr 10s took up our seats.. and it leaves carol, maansi and me and a bunch of esl kids (hehehe) without seats. WITHOUT SEATS. well, there were seats. but they had damn FURTHER MATHS EXAMS on them. WTF. and were like EXCUSE ME CAN WE GET SOME METHODS EXAM PAPERS HERE. and the teachers are walking around like bloody lost cunts wondering what to do dammit. and then one says into the mic : READING TIME STARTS NOW. and we're just standing around watching everyone read. while im there mouthing *STOP READING. NO. DONT READ!* hahaah.. in front of the entire hall. and yeah then we walk up to the teachers and ask for a paper.. and theyre like oh yep. sorry. fcking hell. and BEFORE THAT.. i spent about 10 mins running up and down the school looking for JAMIE.. who had 'borrowed' my summary sheet. ahEM. had to call him in the end. thank goodness for mobile phones =] ended up getting my summary sheet 5 minutes before the start of exam. only to be held up by the unco yr 10s. bloody oath mate. general analysis tomorrowwww... oh my fckn dear. must study. and then come home and study for bio and methods analysis.. oh my double fckn dear. exams. dont you just love em? PFFT FCK NO. hahaha.. anyway must go dearies. ta tA! haha gnite from granny nick =]