hot hot hot

ohmyohmyohmy what a hot day it was today. were there bushfires somewhere? lol i did not watch thhe news as you can see. because i looked outside and theres like smoke everywhere and im like hmm.. dont smell no bbq. so that means the bush is on fire. which reminds me. set george bush on fire.

anyway. this morning i got up at 5.45 ohmygod so that i could make it in time to my INTERVIEW for pharmacy at latrobe in bendigoooo. i think it went okay.. i just hate it how you think of the good answers after the thing is over. hell damn crap. but they laughed.. a couple times.. so i guess thats a good sign. unless they were laughing at me. which i dont think they were. lol so yeah.. i was like the most formally dressed guy there and i was like umm wtf mate. this girl rocked up in clothes like she was going shopping or something? and im like omg i was going to wear a tie. then there was another guy who was pretty well dressed.. but he had his shirt out and i had mine in so yeah. lol. i think they were all country applicants.. cause they had no parents with them..? dunno. oh except the shopping girl. who also brought her grandma. AND these two girls who went in before me.. their interviews lasted 10 minutes and i was again like umm double yoo tee eff mate. but then i went in and mine lasted like 20 mins which is alright. dunno why. haha i was better dressed than the freaking interviewers. the guy dressed like a pe teacher. and the woman dressed like.. a normal teacher.

haha anyway. here is picture of yr 12 books.

its like one metre of books and work. wah liao. work so hard meh? thats year 12. WOW. great achievement guys. okay what else. i dont know. its just so hot today. sarong is good for this weather. yes i wear a sarong. its not just a girl thing where we come from. hahah its so.. FREEING. and all the guys should know what i mean by FREEING.. LOL.

okay now i will go. see you all next time friends.

gnite =]

five plus five is not six..

what to say today.. ummmerrrrrrrrrrrrr. since the last time i blogged i have been to my tutoring job again. this morning in fact. had my first bothersome student. lol. i had to sit with this little grade 1 girl and make her add things together. very difficult when a child does not understand what 5 + 6 is. aiyah it tested me. my patience that is. AND when the kid doesnt WANT to concentrate either. ohmylord. like you have to keep saying

nick: COME ON, CONCENTRATE.
OKAY, TURN AROUND NOW.
WHAT IS 5 AND 5? TELL ME.

little girl: *looks at nick.. looks away and talks to another girl* DID YOU SEE THAT CARTOON THIS MORNING?

nick: okay LETS CONCENTRATE BACK HERE.

little girl: *still talking to another girl* MY MUM SAID THAT WHEN IM OLDER SHE'LL BUY ME A CHLOE HANDBAG.

nick: OKAY. SO. if you had FIVE chloe handbags, but you wanted TEN. HOW MANY DOES YOUR MUM HAVE TO BUY YOU?

little girl: hmmmmm. You know what? (after she's just played this surfing game on the comp) I like surfing. You know where you can surf? In Hawaii. I have a holiday house in Hawaii. Do you have a holiday house?

yr 10 girl: no, im poor.

little girl: I'm hungry. I want sushi.. hey (to a year 10 girl) do you eat sushi?

yr 10 girl: i'm japanese. of course i eat sushi.

little girl: you're lucky, your mum can make you sushi

yr 10 girl: oh my god...

nick: OKAY SO IF YOU HAD THREE HAND ROLLS AND YOU SAID TO YOUR MUM i'm HUNGRY MUM I WANT TEN. how many hand rolls of sushi would you need?

little girl: (to me) do you want to work here?

nick: yes..i am working here.

little girl: so are you going to work here? what happened to your face?

nick: *smile* I WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING WHEN YOU HAVE FINISHED THIS EXERCISE OKAY. NOW WHAT IS NINE PLUS ONE?

..and so it went on for an hour. mygoodness. anik would have like died after 10 minutes i reckon. lol you need patience. especially when they dont get even the basics. but anyway.. thats tuition for you. the other kids were actually pretty good. the asian boys are really good with tables lol. good doctor's memories. especially the little ones!! my goodness. grade 2 and already doing long multiplication? i dont remember doing that in grade 2. but i was a bit of an idiot in gr 2 maths.

okay so what else. i made satay the other day. i think i may have said that. in a previous post. haha hands went yellow for a day. anddddd... whattttttt. else. went to fitness first for my 'appointment' for that free tour thing or whatever. TURNS OUT THE PERSON I WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET WAS NOT THERE. AND. THE APPT WAS FOR 6 PM. WHICH IS CLOSING TIME.

uhhhhhhhhhh. what. im not going back now. after i found out membership fees i was like uh no. just change diet and exercise more man. save my damn money what.

okay cool now im going to go. seeeeee youuuuu all.

adieu and good night.

interesting

hi guys

today i woke up at 12 noon exactly. getting earlier lol. been watching Full House these past few days.. i love that song... i dont know what its called. its the one where theyre ice skating together hehe and its not that STAM DI DAM DA BI DI DAM. DA BI DA BI DA BI DA BI DI DAM one. all of you korean drama fools like me know the one im talking about. anyway. might go and watch another episode. or two. when im done here.

so today was another day at home for i. i mean me. sorry my england she not very powerful. umm.. i made satay today. from packet la.. but still good WHAT!! and my fingers turned yellow from the turmeric lol. but thats fading now... mmm yellow hands. i remember in yr 7 we saw belal's socks in drama when we had to take our shoes off and we were like OMG BELAL WHY ARE YOUR GREY SOCKS YELLOW? and he was like 'because my feet smell so much that mould started growing on my socks' LOLOL. and we moved away. ah what a waste it was that i did not befriend belal earlier. SHOUT OUT TO BELAL SALAAMALAIKUM IF YOU ARE READING. sorry i cant romanise arabic very well. theres a tip for you all. befriend everyone.. because theyre cool and you wont realise it till its too late. or kind of too late. but anyway..

tomorrow im going to glenny to start some 'training' as a maths tutor. lol. never did i expect that of ALL my subjects.. id end up tutoring MATHS. you could have said that to me in yr 10 and id have been like yeah piss off mate. lol but here i am now. about to begin my training so i can work as a tutor.. for my tutor.. helping kiddies with fractions and decimals and what not. as long as theres no combinatorics i'll be okay. salutations to permutation and combination computations make my brains have many frustrations. stations. asians. running out of rhymes. nations. indignations. okay ill stop.

now i am done. maybe ill cook something else tomorrow. and ill tell you all about it. oooookay ladies. and gentlefants.

adieu

cbfcbfcbf

right now i cbf doing ANYTHING. omg im so cbf i cant even type the full version of cbf. cbf cbf cbf. like all i want to do at the moment is bum around at home. and do nothing. i almost typed no dothing. like today i got up at about 1pm and had a shower. then i ate. read the paper. watched one episode of full house. no its not my first time and then i think i ate again. and then i was like hey what do i do now? STUDY. wait. crap. nothing left to study for. ummm...

so i walk to my room. and i sit on my bed. BZZZ MESSAGE!! oh. its from that bongo thing. and here i thought someone cared enough to send me an sms. lol. so next thing i know im waking up and its like 6.15. hahaha sleep is cool. its something to do when youre bored.

options for boys when they are bored:
- sleep
- eat
- porn
- ...followed by you know what
- gaming

options for girls:
- man i dont know...
- sleep?
- do makeup?
- paint their nails?
- READ
- eat ice cream while watching some sad movie
- most girls dont masturbate. apparently. i bet they do and theyre lying

so what else. good luck to all of you who still have exams. LANGUAGES mmm. it will soon be exactly one year since we did our chinese exam. i kinda screwed parts of that up. probably why i didnt get a 40. USE CHENG YU EVERYBODY. examiners love cheng yu. which are sayings. and proverbs. they can describe so many things in just 4 simple characters. wonderful.

anyway another pointless blog entry. next time i will post a picture of my year 12 books stacked in a pile. lol. EXCITING AY.

till next time fools

boring post.

so today was quite a non-eventful day.

i was actually in quite a shitty mood yesterday after exams. i was supposed to feel really happy and excited and crap but i didnt. i felt really tired. and crap. and just.. meh meh. but then i went to sleep and i woke up today at like 1 and i was like hey. i feel kinda good today. and not tired anymore. cool.

and then. i realised i hadnt enrolled to vote which was something i was supposed to do after exams which was yesterday. okay so i just checked then and enrolments closed on tuesday and im like oh fck. so now i think im gonna get fined 50 bucks for not voting. dammit. at least its not 400 or anything. haha cheaper than a fine for not having the right train ticket =]

anyway.. what else did i do today. i cooked. i cooked risotto. very good. chicken and prawn and tomato risotto. mmm. and. i.. hung the clothes out on the line. then i washed the dishes. then i took the clothes off the line. then i did nothing. then i sorted all my yr 12 books into subject files. im going to stack them up and take a photo and see how high they are. is this blog interesting? i think not. sorry my dear readers.

i have an interview at latrobe uni in bendigo for pharmacy coming up. and i need to learn how to drive omg. and tomorrow im going to springy. havent been there in a while. eating. mmm.

okay. just another ordinary day in my life. but now all of you stalkers know whats going on.. satisfying isnt it? EVERYBODY GO TO PRESENTATION NIGHT.

adieu

guess who's BACK

HALLOOOOOO my dear readers!! ahnick returns after his final exams!! my goodness its been a long time coming hasn’t it... bet y’all thought I was dead =O well, even if I was.. I HAVE RETURNED MY CHILDREN. and no my surname is not Christ… I am just so amazing that is what I am.

so, whats been going on nick? you may find yourself asking. why haven’t you updated your blog? WE KEEP TELLING YOU. UPDATE. YOUR. BLOG. okayokay one question at a time. well. today is significant day because today last exam of my compulsory si-cool life. finished chem and that brought an end to my 13 years of schooling. wow. thirteen years. you know what? that’s how old the bloody year 7s are. we started school when they were BORN. makes you feel old dunnit. old but cool. cause like now we’re all done. out of that ‘vce swimming pool’ lol. and into the ocean.

so um there has been so much going on I don’t know what to say. dress up day was cool. all the ‘no gary’ people lol. we went around glenny assaulting smokers. one stupid woman was so arrogant. stupid smoker. anyway. I dressed up in my cambo jacket that I got made in the motherland earlier this year. I need to wear it somewhere else to get my moneys worth. yaya so asian I am. and thennnn

last day for year 12s and final assembly. that was cool because i made people laugh. haha comedy is a very powerful thing.. I don’t know if people laughed at my stand up because it was funny or if it was just because I kinda have a rep as a silly boy. or if I just look stupid. I had more jokes! MORE I say. but they told me to cut it back because there wasn’t enough time for all the acts. I didn’t get to do my famous curry accent =[ with all my curry hand movements. lol. but I think everyone liked Lee Lin Chin. her accent is the best. and the Korean mother. yesu yesu. I sinku.. mmm.. dat..uhh.. ritter bitu..GEHHHHHhh. hahah I basically did that whole act with my eyes closed. literally.

actually..you know I don’t usually say bad things about people. but wtf was that dancing crap by Jason? ohmylord. I guess as the assembly organiser guy he can do that sort of stuff. insert things that no one really enjoys because hes in them.. and take out interesting things.. like the THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE ACT THEY WERE GOING TO DO WITH TEACHERS. like who prefers this skinny guy having an epileptic fit with a hat to a THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE ACT WITH TEACHERS?

but yes. ahemmmm. so apparently lots of people liked my thing. I liked the other peoples acts too… louie vincent tien jason low pralabh.. 'don you wish yoh geofren was hort lai mee?' and roy and amanda!! woahhhhhhh panda didn’t know you could sing like that, GIRLFRIEND. you got it goin ON. mmmmhmmmmm *finger snaps left and right* mr schiller kept calling me a legend at graduation dinner haha. and mr umbrasas told me I made his day! awesome. that’s an awesome feeling. but I don’t think ill be a comedian. just a funny guy. I like making people laugh.. it makes me happy =] I was thinking about it the other day.. why are people funny? maybe it has something to do with genes.. or hardship? notice how there are a lot of jewish comedians? jerry seinfeld is probably the most famous. the jews have suffered for like..ever. so I guess they had to make jokes cause they had nothing else. lol. maybe I got funny genes from my parents.. refugee genes!! lol.

anyway.. after final assembly.. after all the shirt signing and photo taking.. memories.. and tears.. that night was graduation dinner. where we all got our certificates from Anna Burke MP.. who ‘congratulates’ us on graduating.. but who was not there on the night. and a lovely pen from the school. lovely and cheap. lol. but I shall treasure it forever.

so now I think I shall sign off. its been quite a big blog hasn’t it children. im making up for lost time.. probably will be posting more often now that I have this mysterious thing called ‘free time’. Im kinda at a loss over what to do.. I haven’t had this much free time since like.. last year. its very surreal. anyway. someone teach me more hokkien. its good for swearing. lol.

GOOD NIGHT.