fck..

it’s a word I have been saying to myself all day. and for a variety of reasons.

1. mgm test which I screwed as usual (praise the lord im not doing spec next year)
2. mam analysis test next Monday
3. mgm analysis next Wednesday
4. chem titrations sac tomorrow. 2 days notice. double fck.
5. chem. test on Friday. 3 days notice. triple FCK. GAHHH
6. the unit circle. pfft. getting it slowly.
7. FCKN CHHEU PUOH OMFG. stupid stomach. I was like *gahh I need to bang sai* all morning.

okay. looking at that list makes me say fck again. HOLY fck.

you know what else makes me say fck? fckn CROWS. FCK!! gahh everytime doing a test also want to disturb me WHAT. stupid crows lah. need to die already man. but seriously omg. example:

nick thinking to himself during a test: so, x is 43 degrees because of..
crow: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
nick: grr. SO. X IS 43 DEGREES BECAUSE OF ALTERNATE..
crow: AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
nick: GAHHHH GAHHH GAHHHHHHHH FCK. *dreams of going on a crow shooting spree*

nick daydreaming in his test:

humming to himself *do do do dooo doooo* aims at tree
BANG BANG
-crow falls dead to ground-
smiles. moves on to next tree
*do do do doo doooo*
BANG
smiles

heheh what wonderful pure wholesome thoughts i have. stupid crows. they all need to die. now.

okay. should go and study for chem sac soon. soon. 2 days notice man. that’s not enough. NOT ENOUGH. gahh I hate this. life is so gay.

oh yes. before I forget. this is for vicky’s entertainment:

RUB ME. RUB ME NOW. I BRING YOU GOOD LUCK. RUB NICKS MAGIC WAND. IF IT STANDS UP YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK. IF YOU PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH WHILE NODDING YOUR HEAD AND WHITE LIQUID COMES OUT, DRINK IT. IT IS THE ELIXIR OF LIFE. DRINK IT AND LIVE LONG AND PROSPEROUS. ONLY LADIES CAN RECEIVE GOOD LUCK FROM ME.

hahahah ewwwww. that was vicky’s and my creation. she came up with the elixir of life bit. vicky. you dirty dirty girl. bahahah. RUB ME NOW EVERYONE.

at least that broke up the monotony of my otherwise eventless life the other day. life is so gay right now. I hate school. im joining lady emily in the I-hate-school army. school is evil and should die. then emily and I will dance cambo style on its grave.

stupid life is so homosensual. one day life is *tian mi kuai le*. sweet and happy. sok sabay. the sky is bright blue. the grass is green. the sun is shining. the flowers blossoming. and then suddenly the sun explodes setting the world on fire. the sky goes black with smoke. the flowers char and die. flames leap from the ground. I choke. here I am again, I say. welcome back to hell, sir nicholas.

neutral

thats how im feeling right now. sore back and eyes and neutral. actually leaning more toward the crap side. i think im experiencing emotional eating problems lol. ive ate so much these past few days its just not good. biscuits gah. NOT GOOD FOR YOU. but i cant help it. now just trying to drink water. everytime i feel like eating something ill take a sip of water. WHAT A HEALTHY IDEA.

feeling tired. have english sac tomorrow. shite. probably end up writing crap as always. not prepared. shit shit shit. must go have a look at that later. just finished bio sac. yeah a prac sac that you do at home. gahhh sore back form sitting here doing that. eeeee die die die.

I WANT MOON CAKE. gahh saw some mini moon cakes at taipei delight today.. lotus seed, red bean, pineapple, passionfruit mini moon cakes mmmmm.. i want ice cream mooncake. HAAGEN DAAZS ICE CREAM MOON CAKE oh yeahhh. anyway.

had a dream. twas so lovely. lying in a field of tall grass on a warm summers evening. my beloved resting her head on my chest. she was the most beautiful girl in the world. we were so happy. a warm summer night breeze was blowing. crickets were chirping in the distance. tall trees watched over by a bright full moon. just the two of us staring at the stars.. i couldnt believe how lucky i was.

and then i woke up.

...gahh reminds me of jay chous qi li xiang video clip. kind of. the field at least.

anyway. going to sleep soon. hoping that my girl will return to me again. come back to me my love.

so.

once again my blog has become somewhere i have come to get away from my homework which desperately needs doing. oh lord of the rings how i pray that summary sheets are allowed for methods test tomorrow. please please please. garhhhhhh

bio prac still to do. and study for methods. probably no time to study for general but sif ill do good in that anyway. lol so yeah. ummm.. kinda feeling better than i did last night.. but still in a kind of dreamy sad state. its actually quite a nice day today.. sunny.. blue sky.. just a little windy but who am i to complain.

went outside before because i wanted to feel the sun. not because i need more tan. haha i think we all know ive got enough. anyway sun felt good. just sat outside in the backyard staring at a tree for ages. aages. like its blossoming and that set against a cloudless blue sky. wahh. i was in awe at the majesty of nature. then i saw a bee. rubbing its damn face in the flowers. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT BEE IS DOING? ITS HAVING IT OFF WITH THE FLOWER. thats right. you never thought of it like that did you?! the flower needs to spread its pollen or whatever to REPRODUCE. and WHO DOES THAT? the BEE. WITH ITS FACE AND LEGS. thats like having a person go up to a man, rubbing his magic wand until he cums, collecting the cum on the persons feet, then going to a woman and kicking her up the magical v to spread the cum and make a baby.

EWWWWWWWW NICK. thats gross man. thats sick and disgusting and.. strangely entertaining. hahaha jk hope yall didnt get offended by that. but then again if you know me youre probably used to all these weird things by now.

okay so still feeling crap. its like a freakin rollercoaster. one minute im okay the next ive gone down into this pit of misery. then im okay again.

gahh. staring at the sky is awesome. especially today. i understand what those lyrics mean now.

if i could fall
into the sky
do you think time
would pass me by?

ohhhhh mthrfck the first time i heard that i was like how can you fall into the damn sky woman? but right now omfg i can realllllly understand what shes saying. shit. i just got a shiver up my spine. gahhhhh. sigh. listening to jay chou songs last night almost broke me down. almost. i was on the verge of water works mania. but i stopped. now listening to them again lol. damn jay chou tear jerker mtherfcker bitch damn hell crap songs. i love you. BAHAH.

okay. have no idea what all this emotinal shit is about. but yeah... emotions. stupid pieces of crap. well just the sad ones. still feeling sad for no apparent reason. and depressed. and lonely.

i want to fall into the sky.

hek hek hekkkkk

yeah so very tired.. well i kinda am and kinda.. arent? no wait. kinda not. yeah. great english skills you got there nicky. in the past 24 hours i:

- have been to a formal
- have slept for about 7 hours
- have been to work from 5 hours
- have had chinese tuition for 1.5 hrs

and yeah i cbf doing anything. BUT OMG im so screwed fck me dead. methods test. general test. chem prac. bio prac. gah fcknuts. okay. calming downnn. feeling sad and shit for no particular reason what the damn hell crap. listening to my love songs and feeling... cold? haha but thats the weather. so i guess im feeling:

- melancholy
- morose
- mundane

okay thank you thesaurus nicholas.

macrob formal last night was quite good. when we finally got there. HAHA fashionably late i would call it. started at 7 and we got there like quarter to 8 baahha. the last ones. but oh well. very nice place actually. got ditched for photos but got to know the other guys at the table that also got ditched. hahaha pfft. girls. ed goes to vermont! *ahemwhite schoolAHEM* yeah knows some people that wentt to primary school with me. very interesting.

lets see.. this is what i remember about my table:
people around me:
- nina
- *the white people*
- victor
- carmen
- ed
- winnie
- jason 1
- sarah
- kelly
- jason 2
- ME.

thats kinda all i remember. lol. im laughing alot for a sad person arent i. i guess its all fake. fakkkke faaaaaake faaaaaaaake. oh! and. i met my lady emily!! if only for the briefest moment. but i guess that happens when youre the organiser. youre always running around making sure everythings going alright.

thanks to ninas parents (ah yi and ah tea.. lol) for taking us there.
thanks to my dad for taking me homeo. i mean home. O.o
thanks to nina for inviting me
thanks to table 9 for being such nice people. makes it much easier to get along with yall. hahah you are all so very nice. except the white people. geez. talk about keeping to yourselves. haha but that guy was funny. as in funny to laugh at.

white guy: could you pass me the menu please?
nina: *passes menu*
white guy: *tilts head upwards* thank you very much!

nick to nina in chinese: why have such good manners for? haha

HAHA omg nina spilled her drink on the white guys place. HAHAAH like when he was gone to the toiler or wherever nina knocked her glass over and the guys whole *place on the table* was soaked with pub squash. tee hee. *WELCOME TO OUR TABLE*

okay enough. back to my melancholy state.

*wallows in trough of misery*

curriculum day

hmm.. today being curriculum day we were not required at school. woke up at 10 which was okay. ate. washed dishes. went to vermnt sth shopping centre! hooray. umm.. ended up buying boxers from coles which i didnt intend to buy. haha impulse shopper. but 9 bucks for two pairs of boxers is good mate. target sells ONE pair for 10 bucks. so feeling good about that at least.

what the hell is with these random people posting their propaganda as comments on my blog? get the fck off you mtherfckers im not a bloody newspaper. unless you want to pay me. then so be it. pay me and advertise but if you dont you cheap bastardos then get the hell off my blog.

gah okay. macrob formal tomorrow! hmm saw the venue.. very nice. very close to where my dad used to work.. anyway. no longer wearing a purple shirt. hehe rather i shall wear a purple tie. after all of that tie shopping. sorry joyce and kath.. and will. haha but ill still keep the tie. obviously. it was my 20 bucks that paid for it anyway. pretty good for 29.95 + 25% discount + 5% discount from wills coles myer card.

anyway. spent a whole day at home and not one bit of hw done. GARH. i have nothing to be proud of. must go do some later. that is all.

good night =p

add your own title dammit

yeah i cbf typing but here i am anyway. isnt it exciting. more wasting of time nick, youre really gonna understand fckn general maths now.

OKAY anyway. bio test this morning. fckers. more like a fckn exam omg. so long for a one period test i was fully like *gah gah gahh write dammit mtherfcker WRITE FASTER* so yeah it ended up looking like i just drew scribbles all over the page but whatever. teacher deserves it stupid bastard. lol. next was mgm. vectors. trying to understand but only picking up bits and pieces. gahhhh fck im so screwed for maths right now. sciences are good! mathssss are badddd. languages also good. maybe ill become a scientist/translator. oh yeah doesnt THAT sound like it pays alot.

english sac tomorrow morning. eep. getting excited and scared over detailed study for chinese. want to get good marks by showing examiners that a cambonese nigger can speak chinese as well as they can hahaha. scared theyll ask mee some question and ill be like *umm.. the textbook didnt say.* lol

formal on friday. still dont know what time im supposed to rock up? geez. wanna be sexy. sexilicious in purple. sir nicholas the purple rake. bahahaha.

life kinda gay at the moment. or thats how im feeling now anyway. but now im really tired. gah mtherfck. OH. today in chemistry that albino guy was like doing titration prac next to me and peter and he was like swearing all the time. hahha that was funny. *oh for CHRISTS SAKE OVER AGAIN.* and *oh BLOODY HELL* every time he put too much acid in. hahaha me and peter were looking at each other like O_o righteo mate.

haha im using aussie shit now man. man and mate. mate i use when being sarcastic and trying to be funny. but it sounds cool dunnit? dunnit and innit im using a bit too. innit? i said 'thanks mate' to the lollipop man the other day and i was like WTF MAN. nick does not say that. gahhh ASSIMILATING. my worst fear. when i came here from nz i was like shit man im gonna be one of them aussies that says *haych* instead of *aitch* and ill say *kewl* instead of *cool* but nah havent become one AY!? and ive replaced my 'ay's that i used to use with *yeah?*s

nz nick: its not like that ay?
aussie nick: its not like that yeah?

tee hee okay i suppose this blog was not very entertaining for all of you looking for a laugh. not feeling particularly in the entertaining people mood now. just spilling out random shit from my brain.

goodnight.

garh.

yeah so i just read emilys blog and my eyes are all fcked over. hahaha small writing will do that to you. eeeeee *scrunching eyes every 2 seconds* scrunching? haha i dont know what its called when you.. 'scrunch' your eyes together like your constipated.

.. anyway. parents have been out since like 9 this morning and wont be home till late i think.. cambo engagement parties.. what you gonna do. but thats okay. no distractions. mmm wonderful. youd think that would mean nick does his hw but no. look what hes doing now. hes blogging! and wasting time.. one of his favourite things to do.

sounds like mhs formal was a lot of fun. reminds me of glenny deb. that was pretty awesome. ahh the memories come flooding back.. THE MEMORIES. OF THE FREAKIN PHOTOGRAPHERS WHO LOST OUR DAMN PHOTOS. haha those who frequent my blog may remember my old post about those damn JOHN TRAVERS PHOTOGRAPHERS. thats right. im gonna post your evil evil names all over the net. JOHN TRAVERS. NEVER BUY FROM THEM. THEY LOSE YOUR PHOTOS. DONT LET THEM TAKE PHOTOS OF YOU BECAUSE THEYLL LOSE THEM. AND JUST SAY SORRY. PFFT. sorry doesnt bring them back does it?

hahah okay. umm.. another bitch. about this stupid chinese customer that came in to the pharmacy yesterday. looking for his repeat scripts that he left at the pharmacy.. in JULY LAST YEAR. so i looked. in the a-l box and then in the m-z box. looked under his surname. his first name. nothing. asked the boss to check on comp. no records of any repeats. so i told him. and he reacts all angry like its MY FAULT. making these stupid faces *how is it possible?* *BU KE NENG. BU KE NENG DE.* dickhead. im like *the last time you bought from us was july last year. and you didnt have any repeats for that script* and he just keeps going on and on being difficult and shit.

let me tell you all something: if you want friendly helpful service, you have to be A FRIENDLY PERSON. talk nicely. be polite. no one wants to help a bastard who blames the staff for something that is HIS OWN FAULT. you just make people want to kick you in the nuts. thats all.

so anyway cheng came and started serving instead and hes like *ohh ohh* whatever. what a moron. speaking mandarin with a shitty accent doesnt help me to understand him any better either. haha anyway when i was looking for his script i saw a person with the name *TANG PING DICK* bahahahahaha that was a good one.

yeah so after work came home for a bit then went to chinese tuition! my new detailed study topic is about chinese characters and their meanings etc. tutor said if you have a different topic to others youll probably get a better mark because its more original. so yeah i think its pretty cool. a bit harder than reciting facts about the great wall or cny but more interesting.

wanted to go on msn last night and say all this but was too tired. slept well. drooling is a problem. wet pillows dont feel good. haha it happened when i was a kid then it stopped. WHY AGAIN NOW? geez. hahaha ok guess you dont really want to know about THAT.

blog is long enough. nick is satisifed. have a nice day everbody =]

todays title brought to you by the letter n

did not blog yesterday although i felt like it.. but too busy preparing for eng sac which went okay i guess.. still got one more period on tuesday but yeah. crapping on about nothing as usual about crap.

anyway. yesterday we were in chem first period and carol was looking at the back of her dictionary and there was an ad page saying "Need a bigger dictionary?" and so carol just started laughing and im like what? and she uses her hand to cover *tionary*

NEED A BIGGER DIC ?

i would never have thought of that one carol dear. i certainly have corrupted you beyond belief. its unbelievable. the student surpasses the master... your training is complete, grasshopper. hahaha

um yeah and then we had that fat cow halstead-lyons (omg could you get a longer surname) as a sub for methods. and we werent even making any noise and shes like SHH BE QUIET. in her manly fat voice. i remember we had her in yr 7 and she sneezed and wiped it on her head. BAHAH thats why her hair is so shiny all the time. MUCUS IS THE KEY. yeah anyway we had casual yesterday and al of a sudden shes likek *EXCUSE ME. this is casual DRESS day not casual ATTITUDE day* and im liike omfg. she used the same line on us in yr 7 stupid cow. and shes so FAKE. *youre all working so well. keep it up* pfft SIF. did you learn that at teachers college lady? HUH? is that what they tell you to tell the kids?

haha ok moving on from moo moo lady. todayyyyyy.. is the mhs formal. have fun guys. and girls. and umm.. after school went to fat kei and got me some cha siu fan.. mmmmm i had a hankerin for some cha siu and rice man. and that hit the spot. especially on a cold rainy day like today. speaking of rainy..

when i got home i decided to go get a haircut. so i put on a jacket changed my shoes turned on my ipod and got my umbrella and began walking to the shopping centre. i realised i really like walking in the rain. like not pouring rain but a nice shower. listening to jay chou songs makes it even better lol. but makes you feel mushy and crap. but aww. rain is good. walking in the rain is very good.

anyway got my hair cut. a bit short. but oh well. hair grows back. and yeah thats about it. starting my chinese tuition tomorrow afternoon. must go research for detailed study now

nite everyone =]

p/t *day*

muahaha.. have not blogged for a few days which is quite a while for nick.. anyway TODAY was 'parent teacher day' so everyone got the day off and just came to school whenever their interviews were. so. went to chaddy in the morning with joyce kathleen and will and got me a tie for the formal.. and something for nina. do you have any idea how long it takes to choose a freakin tie? a while. a long while at that. so many nice ones and so many crap ones and then theres the ones that are too expensive but look really nice and... yeah i guess you can see the dilemma. ended up ggetting a tie that doesnt match the dress.. but the shirt matches so its good enough i reckon>

also got my ipod cover.. thanks william =] wouldnt let me pay him the bastard. hahah typical asian me trying to force money in his pockets. but anyway thanks again. yes. anddddddd.. what else.

PARENT TEACHER DAY. first time its been a 'day' instead of a night.

had to wait like 1.5 hrs before my interviews started because my sister was having them before me. garhh that was so gay. my mum was looking at my sisters writing while we were waiting and she was like

mum: what happened to your writing? it used to be so nice.. now its so small and unreadable!
sister: no its not! the TEACHER can read it!
nick: haha you have CRAP WRITING
sister: NO I DONT!
mum: yeah tida! your writing is CRAP
nick: BAHAHAHAHHA my mother is awesome.

other amusing comments which are only amusing because they were said by an asian mother:
1. *THATS your BIO TEACHER?! that.. KID?! ... he looks like a BABY!*

2. *this man next to me stinks of ALCOHOL.* (in cambo of course)

hahahaha omg my mum is awesome. i worry about her sometimes. when we came out it was cold and the wind was blowing and she was like *walk quickly! its so cold!* and i told her to walk on the gravel path and she was like *oh ok.. im afraid of walking at night because my eyes arent good at night* and i was like aww.. so i held her arm and guided her through the dark.. hahah and she was like shivering the whole way and im like omgggg!! i feel so worried for her when its night and its cold. shes so vulnerable =[

ok anyway.. umm.. nothing much else happened today? met grace and her dad at the station this morning.. haha said 'ni hao' unconsciously.. then switched to lei ho and 'ngoh mm sik gong gwong dung wa' haha .. omg graces dad is leng jai man! looks so young laaa.. with his sexy beard hahahaah !! ok yes. my mum said myy methods teacher is really friendly.. cause he was saying all this nice shit about me and how he trusts me and he was smiling and shook her hand and stuff and she was just like *hes REALLY nice!!* and im like yeah! he likes to joke around..

ok gonna stop now. got a headache omg. WHYYYYYYy gaah. must go to bed soon.

GNITE YA'LL!!

teachers..

teachers can be funny..nice.. or complete bitchy morons that you just wanna wreck and then punch so hard they fly into last year.

okay some examples:

Name: Mr Edwards
Relation to nick: Chem teacher
type of teacher: funny

Mr Edwards is a clever bugger.. and a funny one too. lol. the other day we were doing something using pipettes and he was like *okay now ill show you how to get the liquid up the pipette.. the school doesnt like me showing you this way but ill show you anyway..* so he puts one end of the pipette in his mouth and draws up some chemical solution from the beaker. yep. and then hes like DONT DO THIS.. and he tries to draw up the solution really quickly and stop before it hits his mouth.. but it ends up GOING IN HIS MOUTH THE SHIT KENT. hahahhaaha and you see his eyes go O.O and he spits it all out.. ONTO VINCENT BAHAHAHAH.. warning children: dont sit in the front row of mr edwards' class.
Hes also a bit of a troublemaker... which is cool lol. he told us about this guy that *pissed him off* when he usd to work in a lab.. and one day mr edwards painted this guys windscreen with corrosive. and the guy comes out after work and sees *oh dirty windscreen* so he turns on his windscreen wipers and as they wipe, his windsreen gets thinner and thinner till he didnt have one no more. hhehe dodgy chemists.

anyway mr edwards is cool. an example of a teacher who is cool.

Name: ms chan
relation to nick: chinese teacher
type of teacher: nice

today i thought i lost my dictionary so i asked ms chan. and she was all helpful about it suggesting me to ask other people and stuff like that. and grace told me she came up to her and asked her if shed seen nick's dictionary which is nice of ms chan. some teachers wouldnt give two fcks about a student who lost his precious dictionary. i got it back.. haha left it in sci-tech centre. stupid bitchy woman who gave it back to me is the next teacher i will talk about.

NAME: MTHERFCKER BITCH DRAGON WOMAN BATTLE AXE FRECKLE FACE BASTARD HOE
(also known as ms m... shall not mention. maybe ask me if you want to know)

RELATION TO NICK: have never had her as a teacher in my whole life and never wish to

TYPE OF TEACHER: fckn politically correct i-am-right-because-im-a-teacher middle aged pms bitchy hoe freckle faced uncompassionate got-a-metal-pole-rammed-up-my-ass motherbitch.

OKAY. SO. I lost my dictionary so I went to look for it at the sci-tech office after school. now. we know we’re not supposed to take bags into the scitech centre (for some gay ass reason like health and safety.. someones gonna trip over a bag and die apparently) but all I was gonna do was stand there and ask a bloody question. so I decided to go in with my bag on. when I got there the lady didn’t see me and walked away. so I was like okay. ill wait for her to come back. but then I heard a voice behind me.

bitch: *EXCUSE ME! what are you doing in here with a bag on?!*
nick: umm.. I was just waiting to ask a question
bitch: NO. you TAKE your bag off and put it in your LOCKER. YOU KNOW THE RULES. you put your bag IN your locker THEN ask a question.
nick: okay. *nick walks away mumbling ‘sif no bags mtherbitch’ under his breath*

so I wasn’t gonna go back to my locker and put away my bag. so I just walked to the door and left it outside the door and came back. to face the wrath of the freckled dragon woman.

*nick approaches the office window and sees the dragon woman walking towards him from inside the office. thinking that she is coming to see what he wants, he opens his mouth to ask the question…*

nick: i…
bitch: NO! LISTEN TO ME PLEASE. blah blah blah. what year are you in ?
nick: 11.
bitch: right 11. YOU SHOULD KNOW THE RULES BY NOW. THERE ARE NO BAGS TO BE TAKEN INTO THE CENTRE blah blah blah. we’re going to have to start SEARCHING BAGS SOON.
nick: *thinks: wtf. searching bags? wtf is this woman on*

*nick puts on his best, most reasonable, intelligent and logical sounding voice, in a subtle attempt to calm the teacher down and make her look stupid for over-reacting*

nick: but I thought it was just a health and safety thing you know.. and I wasn’t going to put the bag down or anything.. just leave it on and ask a question.
bitch: no. no. blah blah blah some shit about if I do it everyones gonna do it blah blah blah.. something about future generations blah blah.. im not saying its you… blah blah.. AND THEN WE’LL END UP WITH NO COMPUTERS!! really, the school cant AFFORD to be replacing computers.. so you just wont have them!!
nick: oh ok. *nick nods and thinks: what the holy fck man*
bitch: now what was your question?
nick: uhh.. I was just wondering if we’re allowed to take bags into the sci tech centre?

GAHAHAHAHAAH nah that wasn’t it.

nick: uhh.. I was just wondering if that’s my dictionary over there. *slight smile*
bitch: oh *sigh/pissed off grunt* whats your name?
nick: nick him
bitch: *looks inside cover* ok yep that’s yours.
nick: thank you *thinks: YEAH THANK YOU FOR NOTHING BITCH*

oooooooooh lordddddddd. she was such a BITCH. the school has had like 2 break ins and they stole computers from sci tech each time. SHE WAS SUBTLY TRYING TO BLAME ME WASN’T SHE. its cause im black isn’t it. ISNT IT. fcking whore. she needs to get that sand out of her vagina cause its makin her DAMN IRRITABLE. bahahahaha!!! she didn’t need to be so mean to me dammit.. I hate people like that. I am so superior because im a teacher. listen to ME. I AM RIGHT. YOU ARE WRONG. STUPID STUDENT YOU KNOW NOTHING. I HOWEVER AM A DRAGON LADY AND KNOW EVERYTHING.

stupid moron. somehow by me taking my bag in for a few minutes.. it will cause the entire student body to lose all of their computer privileges. THAT IS: NICK, AN AVERAGE 17 YEAR OLD STUDENT, TAKING HIS BACK INTO THE SCI TECH CENTRE FOR NO MORE THAN 5 MINUTES TO ASK A QUESTION, WILL CAUSE ALL OF THE COMPUTERS TO EVENTUALLY BE STOLEN, AND THUSLY ALL OF THE STUDENTS OF TODAY, AND OF ALL OF THE GENERATIONS TO FOLLOW AT GLEN WAVERLEY, WILL LOSE ALL OF THEIR COMPUTERS FOREVER AND EVER.

now don’t you think that’s just over-reacting a BIT?

and don’t say know you smartass mtherfckers. lol

OKAY had my bitch.. about that bitch. GARH. you may think im overreacting myself.. but honestly I swear that was what the conversation was like.

ok BYE!!

im stupid

it always happens that the night before a test i seem to post.. and when ive got nothng to do.. many times i cbf posting. hahaha. anyway.

ummmmm.. cannot think of anything too significant to say. im really just procrastinating. dont want to do chem just yet. despite having the test tomorrow. have already done some mgm revision. crap. always hated mgm. its such a bitch.. WHY?! WHY MUST YOU BE SUCH A BITCH DAMMIT.

considering getting a chinese tutor. lol a little late.. theres like 2 months till UNIT 4 CHINESE EXAMS (fck fck fck damn hell) and im thinking about getting a tutor now. haha.. well.. its still good for practicing for the oral part of the exam. need to improve my conversational skills. need a former examiner (kao GUAN lol) to be my tutor. yah yah yah.

ok.. umm.. inspired djovan to start his own blog!! WOOT. now I AM AN INSPIRATION. *i have a dream...*

*thinks to self* must make the most of this opportunity: FREEEEE TIBEEEEET!!!

bahahaha. OH OH YEAH>>> i saw SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER last night!!!! the singapore one. OMG ITS SO COOL. hahaha all the ah bengs and shit dancing to disco.. the music made me wanna get up and boogie like john travolta ohhhhhh yeah *thrusts hips violently* and the girl. umm... mei!! she was pretty! in her own.. girl next door.. ah lian.. sexy kind of singaporean way. i want her to be my friend!! .. hahaha okay children. go home now. crazy uncle nick has made friends with the people in the movies again.

BYE BYE CHILDREN!! yells uncle nick as he dances disco style with the imaginary mei... thrusting his hips wildly and pointing his fingers in the air. *ha ha ha ha stayin alive, stayin alive HA-HA ha ha ha stayin aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-eye-eye-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-eye-eye-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-eye-eye-iiiiiiiiive*

ok stop with the bee gees now. fred is horny. like i think he could rival me omg now thats saying something. he checks out every girl as they walk past. not even I am that bad. you could tell he wwas trying so hard NOT to look today when we confronted him. hahaha its okay fred, you sexy beast. you know ladies, fred is so sexy he makes me stare at him. uncontrollably. my eyes are just drawn towards his sexy swaying hips and.. bahahah oh lord save me.

i know someone who was checkin out freddie today (ahEm insert american presidents name here) he he he.

YES. well. done for now. must get back to doing.. something. preferably chemistry. good luck with tests everyone!

gnite!!!!!

saturday, 6th of august 2005

busy ass day at the pharmacy today.. busier than usual. got invited to another pharmacy training thing on tonight with the usual free dinner afterwards.. but i declined. haha because -

1. cbf
2. mum having peoplee over for dinner
3. cbf cbf cbf lol

yep. well.. currently listening to You Dont Miss Your Water by craig david. ohh yeah. so smooooth.. love it.

anyway.. i was uncontactable for 12 hrs yesterday haha.. came home from peters house.. went to bed at about 8 and woke up realising it was 1 in the morning.. proceeded to sleep till about 8 this morning.. wow. completely knocked out mate. so tired was i.

great party yesterday.. thanks to PETER for letting us use his house. and his parents. theyre very cool. hahah.. next time youll all come to my house. pizza pizza pizza. pizza yesterday for my birthday and pizza the day before for my birthday. and CAKE on both days too! gah. so feeeht. hee hee. oh yeah.. sorry about the grape fanta peter. stupid people! spilling purple fanta on peters white benches!! hope it comes out.

washed the dishes with kathleen cause i was feeling responsible and needed to help out somehow. actually kathleen washed and i rinsed.. but yeah CREAM EVERYWHERE omg. cream is all oily and eww to wash. so we were just burning our hands rinsing at the end haahha.. me and kath were like ahhhhhhhh ouch ouch hot hot *HOT WATER KILLS GERMS HMMMMM* rinse rinse rinse. haha yeah. felt better afterwards. cleaning is good.

yeah ok anyway. THANK YOU EVERYONE!! once again. bless you all. it has been a great couple of days thanks to all of your efforts and thoughts. i pray that you will all be blessed with everything that you wish and dream for, because you have all been so good to me. my mum said im a very lucky boy to have friends that care for me so much. she said i must be someone very special. and that the people who have done all this for me must be very special too. shes right. thank you all from the bottom of my.. SOUL and heart. and brain.

hahaha okay enough of that mushy crap.. dont make me cry =[

time to go niggers

gnite!!

happy birthday to me...

today being my birthday i am now 17. seems a little old but i like old. hahah old is good. 1 yr away from legally renting porn. bahahah stupid how youre legal to have sex when 16 but not old enough to watch it on video?

anyway. ishan asked me if i felt any different. i said no. apparently my penis is supposed to grow more.. terrific! hahahaahah oh i feel different now. the length and GIRTH will soon increase bahaha ok stop now.

soo.. what I would like to say to all my friends is THANK YOU. oh I cannot say it enough. thank you thank you thank you all!!

- fei chang fei chang gan xie ni men!!
- do jeh sai
- or kun nahhh
- khop khun khap
- merci beaucoup
- danke schon
- terimah kasih
- gam sia gam sia!!!!!!!

thank you all so much. today was a really good day. good good day. its days like these that you realise how many people care. thanks to all those who chipped in to get me my IPOD MINI!! wooooohooooooo =] haha I didn’t actually mean it when I told sherry I wanted one.. she was just like *what you want for your bday?*
nick: umm.. nothing!! *sees person walk past with an ipod* OH I WANT AN IPOD.
sherry: okay…

hahahaha and now I got one!! so exciting ma.. even though I dunno whats going on with it right now.. but I even love the box. THE BOX IS SO COOL omg. hahaha so.. innovative.

got lots of hugs today.. hehe yay *hugs self* and umm.. money from parents.. ipod from friends.. oh and a toy pig!! piggie dressed in academic clothes from Susie and valaree. thanks ah gong and Susie po po hahaha =]

had pizza and chips for dinner.. so bad.. yet so good. hehe and cake!! black forest mmm also bad yet good. how embarrass me today at recess when I got my present. everyone standing around singing happy bday to me. ahhahaa I RAN AWAY!! but came back. lol and in methods today the class sang for me too.. including mr gruber BAAHAHA!! aww thanks ! thanks to maansi for actually asking mr g to sing .. and umm what else..

something not to do with birthdays but yeah.. there were 3 student teachers going around the school for a tour and they were standing outside our class while we were having chem.. and mr Edwards goes *hey class wanna see me freak these student teachers out?* and Krishna was standing up so mr Edwards (big big man with a big big voice) just screams *HEY YOU GET BACK INTO YOUR SEAT NOW!!!* and all the student teachers just turn around and look freaked bahahahah mr Edwards is hilarious.
anywho..i was gonna take a pic with my ipod and pig but I cbf now hahaha may post later.. feeling rather tired presently however.

its been a great day.. thanks to everyone for making it special for me.. shall not forget it.. again THANK YOU LAHHHHHH thank you thank you friends friends and family, close ones, far ones, big ones, small ones. thank you all. =]

gnite!!

..whos simon yap?

hahaah so this is a photo of my parents before they went to my mums friends 50th bday party. 1920s themed. how interesting!! never thought my parents would ever go to this sort of thing let alone dress up.. hahaha so not typical asian. and even better.. THIS POSE!! I didn’t even TELL THEM to do this.. it just came from NOWHERE BAHAHAH!! I was laughing so hard when I took this photo.. hahaa such a rare Kodak moment. my mum was so high.. she just kept laughing and laughing.. haha aww dont they just look so happy?!

anyway.. nothing really happened today. methods test was a bitch. yeah I really want THAT back. umm.. chinese sac coming soon.. oral. yay. English issues.. might choose the one about andy griffiths’ book. some libraries and shops aren’t stocking it because they think its too ‘bad’. ok so it IS called ‘the bad book’ but its FUNNY!! its about old ladies eating poo and dirty poems and funny stories and shit. kids love that. sif ban it you self righteous right wing conservative george w bush family values morons. depriving kids of fun. bastards.

hehe okay. today. jenny playing calc games in mgm. kept resetting when the teacher came around ahahaha.. umm.. FOBS ON HIGHS ARE FREAKY DEEKY. that lisa fob in my mgm class was singing *I wish you a merry Christmas, I wish you a merry Christmas.. etc etc and a happy new year!* and im just sitting there like w.t.f. ..mate. lol omg then fob hong was like *ignore her shes on a high* and im like ooookay fobarino.

yeah.. that’s about all that really happened today.. oh yeah! one more thing that was a bit.. shall we say.. different?

yeah I was in the library for English last period today and so I go a bit early and theres no one there yet so I turn around to go look for some English buddies to join me. then I hear *excuse me!* behind me so I turn around. and see.. yr 12 yasmin.. yeah we all know the one.. *the pretty one* hahaah as she is so-known. anyway she asks me if im related to simon yap?

nick: umm.. no?
yasmin: ohh.. cause you look really similar to him!
nick: *smiling nodding laughing* ohh.. ok..? *continues smiling and nodding*
yasmin: so.. what nash are you?
nick: im cambo.. what school does he go to ? (name sounds familiar to me)
yasmin: he used to come here.. but hes in uni now.. graduated last year
nick: ohh okay.. nah sorry I don’t think I know him..
yasmin: oh okay.. thanks!

nick smiles and begins to walk away and hears *bye!* behind him lol.

I think the convo went something like that.. forgot details but anyway.. whos simon yap? I wanna know who this guy is that I supposedly look like.. hmm interesting.

okay NOW that’s it for today. I feel like learning an instrument. like some cambo intstrument cause its pretty easy I think? haha mainly percussion stuff.. I wanted to since I saw the sign looking for players at temple.. that was back in april hahaha woops. oh well.. maybe another time.

must be off dear reader.. I think you have read enough.

and yet you are still reading..

..still!!

hahaha.. STILL DAMMIT!!

okay BYE!! (p.s. youre still reading.. still.)

ooohkeh

valaree: u suka makan apa? nick: saya suka makan makanan. saya.. umm. tak 'gong' bahasa melayu? hahaha hokkien malay. oh nick you certainly know many languages. but the thing is you know bits and pieces. therefore youre actually not that intelligent and just end up mixing languages together to form sentences. haha tis true. damn malay. i dont need it anyway. although katrina told me i looked like a malay last year on china tour.. wearing my 3/4 pants, white shirt and hotel slippers. ahahah IBU NICK!! ok anyway. theres no point to this blog again. umm i think stuff happened today but i dont recall what exactly at this point in time. ummerrr.. my birthday in 2 days. huzzah. i feel like going out. to eat. but eating out is evil. imagine all that oil. but the TASTE. mmm. yeah getting away from the point here.. or at least i would be if there WAS a point to all of this. maybe there is no point. meaning of life? pro-create. copulate. do it. make babies. damn humans are certainly good at that. or maybe there is no meaning of life? why have babies for? whats the point of keeping the human race going? theyre just gonna screw the planet up more i reckon. look where we are now. famine. disease. the WEATHER is changing. who could have ever thought that man could control the weather? well its a reality now isnt it.. ISNT IT? damn humans. well.. gah i can sure crap on a lot. i remember once in yr 9 i gave a 1 minute improptu talk on BUTTONs. i just kept spitting shit out. buttons can be made from ivory plastic wood they can have 1 2 3 holes if youre poor you have no buttons if youre rich you have many buttons if you didnt have buttons you might get very cold. sorry blog is not very entertaining today. i dont think anything particularly random happened. had chinese sac. twas okay. think i did alright. had english macbeth performance in the morning. put on my best scottish accent. got a couple of laughs. was alright. and another thing. marks can really screw you up. its really gay how a simple ranking and a couple of numbers can make a person feel so shit. theres another example of how humans are stupid. our whole society is based on how we rank with others. sometimes it works. sometimes the system fails. just remember in the long run it may just not count at all. or may not seem as important. life is suffering. but there is no reason why we should not try to make our suffering happier and that little bit more bearable. saathouk. amen. no that is incorrect? it should be *a mAn* as men is plural ? is that not correct-a? esl teacher tell nick so therefore nick believe it. good night dear friendliness!